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>Uuu Mimi, yeeeah, first gurl eva suck mah cock...

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fuckin dogeyes

WEI SHEN MOTHERFUCKER

TAKES GUTS TO WEAR THAT

it always cracks me up how the two goons behind him laugh at that remark like complete retards
>HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

>WHY IS THERE NO PORK BUN IN YOUR HANDS!?

this game had the worst camera ever

Your mom had the worst camera ever

I wish the lead-up to the wedding had been maybe three missions longer. This game was perfect save the pacing.

>Series is dead
>But it's getting a movie
Lets hope it's a HK police style adaptation and not a Western game style adaptation

I hear he's a red pole in the sum dum meem

> Wei, we've got a rat

FUCKING BASED

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>about halfway thru the game
>finally deck out Wei in nice suits, jewelry, and other accessories
>hear this line
>same line i heard when i was just running around in a oversized white tank top and jeans
>mfw

Yakuza series is Cheese It's and this game is Cheese Nips

Tanktop wei is the true path

How can they be cheese Nips if it's set in Hong Kong?

OPEN YOUR EYES RAYMOND I AM WINSTON NOW

Honk Kong is in Japan

It felt like there was a lot of cut content when it was more likely just a chopped up story.

man, the writing in this game was cringeworthy as hell

You hungry, Sammy?

>chinese game
>no pork fried rice or beef teriyaki the whole game
i didnt even see any fucking crab rangoons waste my time with this shit

Shit taste. Stop taking things so seriously. It was cheesy as fuck.

Sopa de Chino
Uma delicia

A MAN WHO NEVER EATS PORK BUN IS NEVER A WHOLE MAN

Is that dog anus?

cheese nips are better than cheese its

I'm on my 3rd playthrough trying to find things to do but in the end it's all circular. Complete upgrades to finish the missions and finish the missions to get more upgrades. Minigames aren't anything special and I hate that some of the drug busts has the shit shooting mechanic
>tfw i need to do races to get max Face level but I don't want to buy cars until I get max face level to get discount on cars

Aren't you in like your late twenties?
Pretty pathetic desu.

Alright faggots
Who's the best girl and why is it Ilyana

What the fuck do you mean, it was pretty good

>he doesn't watch the kino that is hong kong crime movies

>Dress in expensive clothes that don't even match
>'Cutting edge, I like it!'

He just cares about the money it seems

The gaming media seems to turn an almost complete blind eye to any game that stars an asian. I wonder if it's a case of asians aren't pitied like blacks or have anywhere near the same level of victim mentality so white liberals want nothing to do with them.

>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
>Sun On Yee motherfucker do you want to mess with me?
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>heh, they're going to be looking for undercover cops!

>beef teriyaki
>teriyaki

Yakuza 0 was a huge deal with gaming journos last year

Teriyaki is nip food not chink food you retard.

Fucking Dogeyes must have a +99% to evasion on that Trilby.

BREAKIN' ROCKS IN THE HOT SUN

>conroy was right in the end
poor guy

w-wait, Sup Forums actually l-likes a game?????

>that guy on the right
BANE?

I FOUGHT THE LAW

>that kino as fuck '70s kung fu film mission chain

Sleeping Dogs is one of the comfiest games Ive played.

>not Not Ping

Ilyana is up there though. It's really only between Not Ping and Ilyana. Tiffany, Sandra and Amanda are trash.

It sucks the studio went out of business.

His death messed up, I don't think he deserved all that.

Who was the best gf on the game?

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PASS THE HENTAI

YOU GIVE ME PALE SHELTER

It's just business

bullshit you stupid faggot they sell it at every chinese restaurant but at japanese restaurants all they have is gay sushi

The only way it could if it was directed by John Woo.

WITH A PORK BUN

shiiiit, is this a mod that makes the game look so bright and neony?

It was more of a personal thing, they could've just shot him or beat him to death. Not turn him into soup.

I'm convinced the music that plays during missions are intentional to fit the atmosphere. Shame I didn't realize this sooner.

Wei and old ching chong lady were fucking pissed though

That's because the average ameriburger thinks all yellow man food is the same so chinks copy from the gooks and nips to sell more food.

I've never had relations with a woman.

damn vice city doesnt look half as bad as I remember

Yeah it happens sometimes, not sure if all the time but it's quite often.
Fuck now I need to replay this game for the 15th time

Yeah but they kinda took it too far.

big wow

Nope, just how it naturally looks. You could probably use ENB or sweetfx if you wanted to I guess though

Big if true.

>Guy sends hitman to kill your boss and his wife at their wedding, gets your boss's boss shot
>Too far

They just want more black people and white women, not actual diversity because they’re shallow people and can’t write anything other than black people, white women, or god forbid white men.

More like they don't like games made with passion by people who care (e.g Sleeping Dogs)

>He didn't exclusively survive on pork buns and dragon kick
How can you call yourself a man?

>attacking a man at his fucking wedding
Nah

>tfw playing the 'mmo'

They could've just did the same thing. Something about hacking people is up and serving them is just unnerving.

Did you forget about Winston's Red Wedding and the fact that Dogeyes getting Wei's sister into drugs eventually led to her overdosing? Remember that Winston was the mom's only child, Peggy was a decent woman and Wei has always hated and blamed Dogeyes for his sister's death which is why he did nothing to stop it.

Fucking Dogeyes apologising shit

A wedding is a sacred thing.

>Side mission with the poison cleavers

hated that shit

You're right, they should have given hims a spanking

FUCKING RATFACE

Well that's your preference man. But chinks take it more personal over there.

Correct.
They could've just shot/beat to death someone he loved, and him.

Dogeyes was truly the nigger of Hong Kong. No regrets.

>tfw resorted to cheesing with running and throwing the dropped knives those 40K faggots had

Dogeyes got what he deserved and you're a pussy for thinking otherwise.

He deserves it for killing your Bro at his fucking wedding as well as the bride who had nothing to do with any of it. Your telling me if someone murdered your Son/Bro at his funeral you wouldn't want to make him suffer?

ahh I knew it would be this one
my fucking nigger

Going after a loved one of his would be worse than turning him into soup in my opinion.

>Funeral
Meant wedding.

Did you not read any of my post? I just think the killing and cooking people thing is just creepy.
I disagree, eye for an eye.

I didn't give a shit about those McRetards and their dipping sauce, but "shezuan" "teriyaki" did my fucking head in

The lighting at night looks great, daytime looks crap in comparison.

Dogeyes' only loved one was Dogeyes.

>go after someone close to him that has nothing to do with this instead of just making an example of dogeyes

Objectively wrong.

The game was extremely short.
It had what? 12-15 missions?
So many areas in the map never used by missions.
Some people complain about GTA having too much filler, but i think 50+ missions should be standard.

Do you even think he has any? His mother died and his dad beat him.

>schezuan teriyaki
What the fuck?