Dr Freeman i'm HECU

>Dr Freeman i'm HECU

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s1UtEAUIVn6U
vocaroo.com/i/s14ehZUXZj3x
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

No one cared who i was till i got these scars...

Mitch *sensual moaning*
I can explain!

MITH NO~~~ I CAN EXPLAIN, WAIT HMMMMM~~~~~

YOU

FUCKED

UP

MY

ASSHOLE

AND

GABEN

CANCELED

LUNCH

, I'M

PISS

ANTS

, JUST

FUCK

UP

MY

WIFE

WHILE

I

WUZ

STANDING

ON

HERE

HULK HOGAN

Man, who fucked up that guy's face?

the orange man

The man in the pickle suit.

the freemuhn

They work for the scientist, the orangetta man.

Jerkops

Freeman ?

DUH FREEMAN?!
*slices some guy's arm off*

And they all used to work for Black Message

vocaroo.com/i/s1UtEAUIVn6U

Freeman, I'm guerilla warfare

>Also scratches aren't loss fuck you

YOU

FELT

>Half Life series is known for cut scenes less story telling
>make a fan game with where everything story related is cutscene driven
what did they mean by this?

Mitchell is unironically a better .aon character than Freeman

dubs if its jerkops

IN

SPURTS

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE

HE

Can someone clue me in here?

someone fucked up his face

HAS

Is this the most shilled game in recent history?

...

but user, its absolute k i n o

gesundheit

His face looks so grainy, as if his skin was entirely made of sandpaper.

I bet you think anyone who makes The Room threads on Sup Forums is a shill

also

Only around when the disaster artist came out.

...

10/10
breddy gud

I'm thankful for these memes.

Reminder that this game is canonically Half Life 3.

THE THREAD RISES

>YOU FUCKED UP MY ASSHOLE AND GABEN CANCELLED LUNCH, I'M PISS ANTS, JUST FUCK UP MY WIFE WHILE I WUZ STANDING ON HERE HULK HOGAN

...

Tell me about Bitchell, why does he have the fucked up face?

TELL ME ABOUT MASKETTA MAN, WHY DOES HE NOT CONSIDERING THEM HIS FRIENDS?

NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING

THE THREAD SHALL RISE AGAIN

What exactly is the plot of this dude's fanfiction?

vocaroo.com/i/s14ehZUXZj3x

you gotta hunt down the freeman

Funnily enough mitchel's voice is probably one of the better ones in the game, at least when the writing isn't completely embarrassing.

At least you can talk. Who are you?

well Mick(ricepirate) IS a professional voice actor.

If the game actually had some proper sound mixing instead of just slapping the recordings on the audio track he would sound pretty good.

It's like if Metal Gear Solid 5 was written by an edgy pre-teen

BLACK MESSA

MEESA

MOOSKA

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE

THE COMBIN

bart eso es un panque de harina integral

Can someone tell me what the fuck this game even is? Is it an attempt at cashing in on Half Life being dead forever? It looks like The Room of vidya.

>Can someone tell me what the fuck this game even is?
kino

Lets get roooooight into the noose

kino