I have 3000 hours logged in darksouls 2

I have 3000 hours logged in darksouls 2
ask me anything

what's your favorite boss

dont you have anything better to do

Why?

looking glass knight
no
the pvp is unmatched

I get hit by nothing when I do pvp is my connection just bad?

do you like how there are virtually no stakes to being invaded?

>the pvp is unmatched
nigga play a fighting game

Nothing will ever be comfier than PvP fight clubs on the Iron Keep Bridge, punting people into the lava with greatswords while listening to Spotify

>let me hug you with this zweihander
DS2 is a fighting game, brainlet

>the pvp is unmatched
Souls pvp is fucking trash. Its a laggy backstab roll-spam fest with the depth of a fucking kiddie pool. Even fucking super smash bros has more competitive merit than souls pvp.

My only regret is never utilizing all the traps in ratfagging.

>PvP

you are fighting your opponent on your screen and he is fighting you on his

you are not where you think you roll through it
yes
b8

Whoops I meant to say that you should play a good fighting game.

haha this

don't bully darksouls 2 come on guys

When fighting online you have to imagine where you were a second ago, because that's where you and your hitbox are on your opponent's screen. If you dodge an attack on your screen, it will look to your opponent like you got hit, took no damage then rolled a second later.
That's where I farm my dragon scales, it's pretty nice. No ganksquads, no tricks, just 2 dracoboos farming scales

why'd you waste your fucking life

DS1 PVP is infinitely superior, and the best in the series.

That's literally 125 days of your life wasted on the same videogame

Don't you feel like you've wasted your life? Aren't there other things you wish you did with that time you'll never get back?

I'd have liked my pvp win/loss ration to be a bit higher perhaps...

why should I want to ask you something.

>That's literally 125 days of your life wasted on the same videogame
Still less than the amount of time you spent shitposting on Sup Forums though.

dude nobody on fucking earth thinks this
no one is this contrarian
seriously just don't even
that shit was so fucking bad holy fuck

das2 a best dark souls game but bb and des were better

I shitpost while I do other things though, so its alright. I'm watching Midsomer Murders as we speak

no not really I'm only 18

Any good main pyromancer build? Do I have to go full quality in both faith and int?

Does this picture seem accurate to you?

You not able to get into 3? I got a good amount of time in pvp on 3

thoughts on fighting guys like me?
>overleveled
>full heavy armor + turtle chest armor (no backstabs)
>ultra greatsword
>greatshields (all of them)
>40 INT catalyst on off hand

I kind of miss binoboosting.