What am I in for?

What am I in for?

>Muh fucking white males

A worse shadow of the colossus with a tacked on minecraft inspired crafting system.

It's not a terrible game though, there's much worse out there.

Oh, and expect the game slowing down like shit sometimes unless you've got the PS4 Pro.

Near constant babbling from the terribly unlikable protagonist. It's not a bad game but I had to put it down completely, the chatter is seriously unbearable.

A big world full of pretty much nothing.

Only the worst ps4 exclusive.

It's a good game but the blatant feminist faggotry is annoying

An average open world experience. Looks pretty sometimes though.

>HELP ME
>I'M UP HERE, SAVE ME
>HELP ME
>HELP ME
>I'M UP HERE, SAVE ME

3rd person version of Far Cry: Primal with robo dinosaurs added that has a very clear agenda it is trying to push but if you can get past all of the "we are women and we run this shit gurl power yo!" as well as just about every single male character in the game being an incompetent jackass or soon to die, the gameplay is fairly enjoyable.

>society ran by men is the most technologically advanced and has the biggest city full of civilized architecture while also being accepting of other people
>society ran by women is bigoted, looks like a bunch of nomads in mud huts, not technologically advanced at all, very religious

Yeah, truly SJW.

This pretty much describes my experience with it.

what a shitty cover

sheer tepid boredom wrapped up in a pretty package

A turd gift wrapped in gold spray-painted paper.

A really beautiful and fun game. I found the story to be quite good too. Erend and Aloy have a nice relationship.

The soy-est gaming experience. I just hope you really, really like the annoying voice of Ashley Burch because she never shuts her hole.

A pretty but ultimately boring game.

I don't have a problem with her voice in this game but good god I fucking hated her in Borderlands

A good game and shitposters

>Oh, and expect the game slowing down like shit sometimes unless you've got the PS4 Pro.
Other than a very specific area of The Frozen Wilds (before you finish the story), I never once experienced slowdown throughout the entire map, and I completed the game to 100%

On regular PS4. The engine is surprisingly good.

A game that outsold botw

Prepare to fall in love.

An average open world game with good ideas and a decent plot.
I really enjoy one on one combat against tougher enemies like thunderjaws and behemoths, picking at the individual parts to do big damage.
The world is incredibly boring as it's just another fast travel and beeline to your next objective simulator.

Good game overall though.

A poor man's Zelda.

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C'mon fellow Horizoners, post webms.

kek

Why are you still here?

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