Postal thread

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

Postal thread

Also, where the fuck do I get Paradise Lost without having to deal with DRM, ISOs, or cracking shit?

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Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

Buying it.

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Ryder Wilson
Ryder Wilson

not on gog
You gotta be fucking kidding.

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

He meant buying it legally, rather than cracking it, you poor fucking beta cuck.

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

what is gog fag not even op

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

I still find it weird how The Dude went from "precursor of the Hatred guy" to "snarky dick who just doesn't really give a damn".

Kinda glad they did change his personality though. He has a lot more charm in P2 than in P1

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

Is postal 3 worth playing? The developers act like total babies over it even though it’s their fault it turned out poorly

Postal 2 is still a classic. It’s nice they added in the dismemberment system from apocalypse weekend.

Anybody ever play that Russia only postal 2 expansion?

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

P2 dude is P1’s son. You piss on his grave, even

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

Yeah, is there any way to do that without going through Steam? I'd really rather not have to deal with DRM. If it was on GOG I'd get that shit in a heartbeat.

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

There was an update to postal 1 that later gave him his postal 2 personality and one liners

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

Buy the expansion, then get a no-cd crack. It’s your copy by that point so getting a crack is 100% legal

Colton Young
Colton Young

Anybody ever play that Russia only postal 2 expansion?
There was one?

Kayden King
Kayden King

postal.wikia.com/wiki/Штoпop_ЖжOт

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

I see postal 1 dude kind like 3's as in there a totally different person and your chosen by fate to be know as the dude kinda like link.

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

Hey, wanna sign my petition?

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

The Dude in 1 is the father of 2’s dude. 3’s dude is just 2’s dude again after having left the town of paradise because of all the bullshit in apocalypse weekend. Paradise Lost is also 2’s dude

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Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

Postal 3 was a coma and living in the postal 2 dudes head. The newest DLC for postal 2 made postal 3 completely noncanon

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

I am not really computer illiterate enough to know how that shit even works.

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is I don't even like video games.

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

yeah, right, that. honestly I think the extents of RWS’s dedication to scrub postal 3 off the records is almost worrying

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

They just want to pretend it never happened both in the real world and in canon

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

RWS haven't got many other games to rely on as a legacy.

Although they still sell the Postal movie, so they not too attached. I think maybe just the fact that it wasn't them that made the third in their series that got them upset. They'd probably be more upset if Postal 3 was good.

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

Just stop being a bitch and buy it of steam like a normal fucking person. You god damned sped

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

Up your pinko.

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Levi Perez
Levi Perez

Here I am expressing my 2nd amendment rights and you people gotta freak out on me

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

well google it you bottle-deepthroating assclown. most cracks come with instructions as to how to use them, so why don’t you step out of your comfort zone and go learn how to crack a game. also see

James Miller
James Miller

Why is The Dude so perfect?

Justin Walker
Justin Walker

Is the Postal Dude a mary sue?

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

even though it’s their fault it turned out poorly
Everything was fine until Russia had a financial crash out of nowhere and the people they outsourced it to fired the devs and tried to rush it out to keep from going bankrupt.

Carson James
Carson James

No, he can die pretty easily if you've played it in Postal mode

Jaxon Williams
Jaxon Williams

rat-faced dickhead who lives in poverty with a bitch wife who divorces him
He's definitely a power fantasy of sorts, but not so hot as a Mary Sue.

Fuck POSTAL difficulty.
sniped by civilian across the map, with your one save a day to boot

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

one save a day
IIRC it was one save per area
Just run to the other areas nigga

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

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Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

Postal 2 is about doing whatever the fuck you want to so they made the protagonist not give a fuck what happens

Benjamin Moore
Benjamin Moore

Fuck, really.
I finished that difficulty thinking it was one save per day. Do you know how long that took.

Why was I born with this curse of mental retardation.

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Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

He dies pretty easily from any automatic gun, glocks and explosives. He’s hardly a mary sue and simply outguns everyone else. He has enough dakka

fuck postal difficulty
• stop walking in the open
• piss on people to buy time
• telling others to get down will buy you a couple of seconds to gtfo
• abuse corners
• get the beta shotgun. it’ll be a godsent until you get the sawed off
• fire is really effective
• don’t shoot anything unless you are 100% sure you can survive the ensuring shitstorm
• catnip
• the gimp suit stops people from aggroing. use that time to buy and stock health pipes
• chompy’s minigame lets you add health items to your inventory
• git gud

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

i did, it was garbage lol. you play as a dude who has his penis stolen, gameplay sucks, humor is shitty russian memes from 2006 era, it wasn't funny back then, literally forwards from grandma tier jokes there. Also there are literal porn posters on the walls here and there, I think you could collect those, too. How this was sold I don't know.

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