Far Cry 5? More like Far Cry KINO
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well that was boring
wtf is even going on in this video?
>breath some kind of hallucinogen gas
>become evil
>get shot with an assault rifle
>THANK YOU LAD I'M A GOOD GUY NOW
>last scene
was it rape?
>post yfw you're not buying this shit and the shills are wasting their time
if you don't get to play in the aftermath and it actually ends then and there, it's fucking shit
If you honestly think Ubisoft would put in the effort to show the map after being nuked you're delusional.
looks like shit
Far Cry Primal:
Primal has to be the lowest point in Ubishits history of boring turds...
>24 hours to get 100%, but not more then 2-3 hours worth of story related missions.
>get forced into reading subtitles for the slowest speaking language you could possibly come up with
>no artificial Lightning (because of time period) makes the day/night circle and especially the cave exploring the most frustrating and unfun mechanic imaginable.
>you spend the whole game pressing the button for your much needed 15 seconds of batman vision (without it it's impossible to navigate the copy + paste scenery)
>you get the exact same enemies from 3,4 with new textures
>every inch of progress is behind a massive amount of grinding for resources
>not only do you get nothing for hunting down all the collectibles...they even have the audacity to cap the XP gain at around 90%.
>this game eclipses the sheer amount of animal slaughtering from all the other games. Always pushing for unnecessary violence while keeping the auto generated loot stashes as unprofitable as possible. And then the very last cutscene shows us a child becoming friends with an animal....how sincere of you ubishit.
>all the weapons are flimsy trash and even the best upgraded bow is more shitty then the starting bow of the other games.
>the map is overcrowded as fuck with nonsensically spawning enemies that will annoy the shit out of you, and an unbearable amount of utterly useless side-content that gives you no sense of accomplishment.
>the more skills you unlock the more the map becomes filled with irritating crap that never goes away.
>while the map is massive you get no memorable locations at all out of it.
>they have Borderlands 2 like raid bosses in the game that have so much fucking health that you have to fight them for ages.
>the problem of not respawning outposts is still a thing, but this time they're also entirely boring to do (since no real strongholds are to be found in that time period)
>Far Cry Primal
First, nice pasta, second, the game clearly says Far Cry 5, third, not even Far Cry fans liked primal.
Fuck you, Primal was the only Far Cry game I liked because of the sick ass stone age setting.
>you don't impeach Trump
wasted opportunity
still a shit game but at least it makes a proper ending unlike Far cry 4 who was shitting everywhere on the second part of the scenario.
>gunplay is no different from 3
>impact looks arguably worse
well that's a shame
>Primal was the only Far Cry game I liked
You need to end yourself now.
Fuck off marketer
Hourly Ubishill thread. Why don't mods ban this blatant shit?
saged
>2018
>"saged"
How to spot a reddit refugee trying desperately to fit in because he saw it used a lot on epic Sup Forums screencaps and r/Sup Forums.
nice game you got there faggot
>KINO
Damn you're a lazy shill.
How will Far Cry 6 address this?
>Joseph Seed wins
>The Deputy is captured
>The cult started a nuclear war
Because Ubi has paid Hiro and the Mods off.
Is this another shill thread again?
>Gold Edition costs 90 (NINETY) doolers
>Deluxe Edition does not include the Season Pass, just stuff that can be gotten in the game for free
>cannot buy the gold edition without paying for the useless deluxe edition
The government didnt even do/know anything about domestic terrorism on the cults scale. What makes you think theyd even notice a nuke going off.
>Guy makes a doomsday cult.
>Turns out he was right.
well, can we add farcry 5 to the list of games we can't discuss here?
what, gold edition basically gives you the deluxe stuff for free, learn math
It's been on that list ever since the first promo material was released.
Isn't an ending supposed to have some kind of payoff? A feeling of success after fighting so hard for so long?
But no, we get captured and used as a butt toy for the main villain, our comrades die, and the town we were trying to save gets nuked
It's sequel bait you dingus.
explains why the dlc settings are all over the place
>90 doolers
>free
yeah nah.
None of the far cry games get sequels that follow the plot of the last games
>Hehe KINO, amirite fellow fourchannelers?
>can't discuss new God of War
>can't discuss The last of us
But hey at least we can now have normal threads about undertale!
FUCK the Oscars!!!
LET'S GO!
That's going to change now. I'm fucking serious user. They heard people whining that Far Cry was just a series of FC3 clones, so they're gonna stop pretending to try and differentiate them so heavily each time and instead are just gonna start spewing sequels out.
That's why we're in a real country this time and not some fictional horseshit like Kyrat.
This would have been cool if you actually had to kill your friends
But no, you shoot them in the fucking head and then "revive" them and they're suddenly not bad anymore. Fuck off shill and tell your company to hire better writers
No one going to mention how that ending is complete rip off of Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove?
Shit, it even uses the same music.
Is 4 worth getting? I liked 3, at least with mods to make it a bit more "hardcore" and realistic
is the rest of the game at all fun though? Sup Forums always clingers to like two moments from any game and calls it shit over, and over, and over again without ever discussing anything else
Is Far Cry 2 worth playing? It's on sale right now for $4
I told you, Ubi is confirmed for paying Hiro to advertise here.
Where can they go from here? A fucking nuke went off
wait did the entire world get nuked at the end? isn't that ridiculously over the top?
They could go for a twist on Fallout and do some "Post Nuclear" shit. There hasn't actually been much focus or effort made to create interesting "Post Nuclear" games that aren't decades or centuries after the fact.
that looks like shit
Because the shills talk more about vidya than the typical Sup Forumsgoer
That is so daring of Ubisoft to do something like that. Man I might have to get this one after all.
>Premise is a small town deputy having to gather a militia to take on a religious cult
>Game ends with the town getting nuked and the deputy and cult leader being the only survivors
Things used to be so simple
So a repeat of far-cry 2 then?
What is the another ending?
why does this small backwoods place get nuked to hell
I've never played a Far Cry game, what should I play?
Blood Dragon is on my list already.
Holy shit that was so bad
>10000 hour long, really poorly written and acted exposition that you're forced to just stand there and listen to
>immediate transition to dumb generic shooter gameplay that hasn't changed in literally 6 years
>shoot antagonist full of holes, he just has blood on his face at the end
>blows up MULTIPLE NUKES after being shot 500 times
>still lives
>WE'RE ACTUALLY FAMILY BTW LMAO
these games get worse with every iteration
You and the other officers become mind controlled slaves for the cult
link?
When did Far Cry ever had a good story?
The game is actually pretty good, i'm impressed.
Based on collected data, nukes aren't even that effective in mountainous regions. One for a silo, maybe, but three+ is overkill.
Blood Dragon
an old video, but it's still always fun to watch it.
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I'M PISSING ON HOLLYWOOD.
It is not bad desu, but there should be some clarification what happened. For example if the US attacked another countries because it thought that they were under attack. It feels like the MC is stuck in a wasted republican land while eveything else is okay elsewhere.
Is good B-cheesy, but is still cheesy.
Better then the main games.
The next far cry won't take place in America, maybe it could be Jack return.
>tfw I actually like bad, futile endings every once in a while, but 5's is too slow and lasts too long
What even was that final "boss" anyway? You run around and revive people then shoot the leader with a few bullets? Boring.
No? That's a seriously retarded way of thinking brotha.
Yes, at least in that case it was written without any grandiouse pretense, unlike most FC games.
it's not just the story that is godawful, the gameplay hasn't changed in six years. It wasn't even good when 3 came out, and the break between narrative and gameplay is straight awful
>How will Far Cry 6 address this?
They're obviously using the weird dlc to see what kind of direction they should go in next.
If there ever was a more accurate game to describe the finality of Trump's presidency, it would be this. A crazy, despotic cult-leader nukes the Earth? Coupled with the Pee Tape quest? Pretty much dead on. I'd put money on FC5 being the year's GOTY.
this post is too highbrow for Sup Forums
More like FAR SHILL
This is literally how Outlast 2 ended
I have questions
Is the main protagonist a police officer or a US Marshal of some kind?
Is this only used as a reason to place them there to start the game or is it actually relevant through the story?
so by your own admittance the game is leftist democrat's vision of the future?
I called it propaganda when it was announced, guess I've been vindicated in that belief.
>Isn't an ending supposed to have some kind of payoff? A feeling of success after fighting so hard for so long?
No? The devs were obviously trying to emulate the "life is futile" type of shit, kinda like the Dying Light devs did with their expansion endings.
I kinda like endings were the protagonist loses no matter what due to forces out of their control, but FC5's ending wasn't executed very well despite that.
>DRUMPF IS GONNA NUKE US
These kind of posts never cease to amuse me, it's like the flat earthers.
1-US marshall
2- they got evidence the father doing bad things so they went there to arrest him
>between narrative and gameplay is straight awful
I hoped for a fix to that in 5 at least, will see.
>It wasn't even good when 3 came out
I greatly enjoyed what I got, even if it failed my hopes and expectations, blowing the context of the reveal and the place, the island and you being an average joe, a clear disconnect between story and game mechanics.
>fuck racism
>fuck Islamophobia
What did he meme by this?
3. Oh that's right, you faggots don't like anything
>yes
>It's pretty much the entire reason for the protagonist to actually care about what's going on in the first place. The US marshals went to his compound to arrest him, things got out of control, and now the player has to rescue his fellow marshals who are being held hostage.
as for the obvious "where the fuck is the national guard" plot hole, it's heavily implied that the US is in the middle of some sort of social collapse and that random doomsday cults are the least of the federal government's worries. That also explains the random nuclear war at the end
far cry 4 any good lads?
imagine being this dumb
damn Sup Forums's going to be really mad when this game sells boatloads like literally every other ubisoft open world game does
uncut dicks are so disgusting, even in vidya form
imagine being so dumb you double down after your retarded post gets shit on
must buy. its a real masterpiece.
unwad those panties buddy
>That also explains the random nuclear war at the end
I was okay with everything up to this point, what the fuck
Literally using the word "literally". You actual retards never fail to amuse me
If you've never played a Far Cry game then go for it, but if you've already played 3 then it's pretty much more of the same.
Brilliant ending! Very sad, but brilliant!