THE GREAT DEBATE
THE GREAT DEBATE
Brody Cox
Logan Perry
Golden Axe 3 is the best in the series.
Christopher Collins
Always the dwarf. This is golden AXE after all.
how emberassing
Kevin Howard
>Dwarfbois
Crutch character for shitters. See my titty whore with full magic and see what comes about.
Parker Thompson
have fun with your weak attacks when you're out of magic.
Nolan Lopez
>Weak attacks
>Implying her run into jumping downward attack doesn't kill shit just as fast as everyone else
If you just wander along chopping at enemies like they're blocks of wood, sure she's at a disadvantage. Make use of the more advanced moves and she's the clear best option.
Adam Perez
when my only tool is an axe, all problems are blocks of wood.
Carson Collins
Jayden Sanders
i still remember playing this years ago on DOS
Hunter White
Dwarf>Girl>>>>>>>Conan
Joshua Sanchez
>implying Conan's aoe swipe isn't OP as fuck
Lincoln Turner
>Year of our Lord 1993
>Not playing as Blaze
In before Maxfags
Bentley Reyes
Dwarf was unironically best character even though I always picked the chick.
Sebastian Powell
Did anyone EVER play as Guy?
Hunter Rivera
>not based Zane
Bentley Torres
>Gold Axe 3
>Dwarf is on a crutch due to injury
Gavin Sanchez
>Can't pick up items
>Playing as anyone but Shiva in 3
FINAWU CWASH
Cameron Clark
I played Skate because I was like 7yo when I played SoR2 and I related to a kid with rollerblades.
Cameron Howard
Lightning tho
Thanks OP for reminding me this exists.
Asher Russell
>Golden Axe: Revenge of Death Adder like all other games of the series has mounts both enemies and player characters can ride
>one of the playable characters is a centaur girl
>when she mounts a mount she transforms her lower half into a human one
Such a bizzare idea.
Tyris is the best though, the dwarf is her right hand man and Axe Battler is forever alone.
Zachary Sullivan
Tyris will always be my first pick, but Gilius is best. Ax sucks bad enough to not even get a proper name.
Wyatt Anderson
>mfw this is also an enemy in Altered Beast
The deepest lore.
Jackson White
>Christmas 1992, I fire up Golden Axe
>reach character select screen
>pick the guy wearing the tight blue underpants
>eldest brother laughs at me and calls me 'gay'
>reset the game and pick the dwarf
Thanks to my brother, I grew up heterosexual.
Christian Perry
Max is the strongest, toughest and fastest (when abusing his slide).
The choice is obvious
Chase Sanchez
Ethan Moore
>Thanks to my brother, I grew up heterosexual.
Things that never happened
Brody Barnes
What each of these stats even do? Like what was stamina and technique for?
Jonathan Morales
That's amazing artwork. Any more like it?
Gabriel Murphy
Cant believe they didnt bring adam back in the sequels as playable. He was my guy
Logan Parker
How did we go from this To this?
Easton Harris
If I do have any more than either it's not in the folder I am searching through or it doesn't start with Golden Axe. This one is nice, though.
Andrew Stewart
>White man
>Jump B
What did they mean by this?
Chase Reed
Same. Why SEGA gotta be racist?
Tyler Bennett
They couldn't cater to 80s anymore
Dylan Kelly
Ants beware.
She is still a bit cute, though doesn't look like Tyris.
Michael Watson
Nathaniel Johnson
Post hot pics of Tyris Flare
Oliver Gonzalez
white people can't rap
Leo Brooks
All I got.
Carson Carter
they are still pretty popular among younger people here in Serbiastan.
Benjamin Moore
She's a cute new character, but she's not Tyris.
Anthony Flores
This, and there literally everyone tries to pick the panther dude first.
Connor Adams
>Golden Axe track in Sega Racing Transformed
>Best music in the entire game
youtube.com
Jose Turner
Thta's a fucking god tier poster.
Chase Ross
Whichever one had the flying kick.
Justin Powell
Why are the Golden Axe girls so hot?
Brayden Bennett
Dude and Dwarf is playing with a friend.
Always Bikini Babe if playing alone or with a girl.
Alexander Butler
double embarrassment
Parker White
That's both hilarious and exactly what I would expect from Serbia.
Andrew Mitchell
It's the first time I noticed the kanjis are drawed with a sword, an axe and a hammer
Nathaniel Flores
are you saying girls can't be friends?
Brayden Gomez
You're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?
Nathan Stewart
Yup. Always played Dwarf if friends were over. Bikni girl if alone.
Same with Mortal Kombat - always Sub-Zero or Scorpion with friends, Sonya alone.
Henry Johnson
WHO DO YOU PICK, Sup Forums?
If you pick Tarma you're mein negger
Liam Carter
that guy is a russonphile poser, we don't have Gopniks here. We have our own brand of white trash. They come in two flavors, shabans and dizels. There is some overlap with gopniks, but it's not the same subculture.
Dominic Fisher
No you dumbo, it's just that girls don't make fun of you for picking the girl character.
Liam Hernandez
You forgot your pic, but always Tarma. If he's not available, then the glasses chick.
Benjamin Reed
>Not picking Donny
It's like you don't like having the best reach in the game. I bet you pick characters other than Marge in The Simpsons too.
Easton Barnes
Forgot my pic
Adrian Rivera
I like the dorf because his attacks felt like they had a wider arc
Bentley Rivera
They don't? Since when?
James Hill
You can revenge-cuck Cody if you beat the game with him.
Daniel Nelson
Not in front of you
Mason Kelly
Leo>Mike>Donny>>>Raphael
Gabriel Wright
Fio because glasses fetish. I almost feel ashamed, but that's honestly the reason.
Adam Johnson
>Not based Clark
Xavier Roberts
Tyris Flare and Ax Battler > the universe.
Oliver Gray
Fio and Eri are legit hot as heck though, a shame there's little porn of them.
Tarma and Marco are top-tier for playing with your bros though
Cameron Cox
I pick Mike because I liked him the most in the show.
Yeah, I know, me and almost every other kid who didn't pick Leo liked Mike the best.
>tfw no one cared about Raphael.
Lucas Scott
WOAH! BIG!
Elijah Barnes
Slap him with these.
Thomas Walker
I stopped jerking off to rule 34 like 12 years ago.
Liam Jenkins
>always thought that Death Adder was called that because he was adding death
>then learn that in my country they call him the same name as a poisonous snake for some reason
>then learn the definition of adder
Golden Axe is educational.
Juan Mitchell
What do you use now?
William Lewis
I remember when I was a kid I had them then I wiped out big time. My mom then demanded I wear protective gear and I didn't want to so I just quit using them.
Juan Torres
Jason Cox
>always thought that Death Adder was called that because he was adding death
Ryder Long
3dpd of girls with bobcuts.
Nicholas White
>Picking anything but Mecha Bomber or Cop Bomber
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
Jason Thomas
Axel. When this game came out, roller blades were hot shit.
Dylan Jones
I used to pic the Fat or the Punk
Jack Russell
>Someone fighting with Obrez Nunchucks
>They shoot and reload at the same time they're whipping around the guns with perfect smoothness.
I want to see this.
Nicholas Nelson
the first time I tried to use my rollerblades, my overly scared grandmother insisted she held me by the hand as I tried to ride them. I still feel embarrassed thinking about all the other kids teasing me.
Christopher Bennett
Hold her hand when she’s in a wheel chair for subtle revenge and love.
Jeremiah Ramirez
>tfw had an autistic rage argument at a bowling alley birthday party over whether Marge had the same reach tier as Donny
There were literal suggestions of going to an arcade the next weekend with rulers, and then arguments about how even if the length was literally different, the programmers would have made it the same effectively.
Eli Morris
she's been dead since last year.
Isaiah Thompson
Mike was the most popular, no one gave a shit about Raphael and hated his weapons, but Donny was always everyone's top choice in the arcade game because of the reach - even though it was never established if his reach actually was greater.
Mason Howard
>tfw you broke your arm skating and your mother asked if you we were wearing your helmet and you didn't have the heart to tell her you swapped the expensive helmet with a retarded kid for a slurpee
Jonathan Hill
I always thought Raph did more damage due to the shorter range as a kid. Nope. Just nerfed the best turtle for no reason.
Samuel Fisher
Oh. I hope the pawn shop wheelchair money gave you a modicum of peace.
Alexander Hall
I wanna take all Zuburoka amazons and put them in my magical prison for aiding Death Adder in his nefarious plans.
Carter Thompson
Even the one in this picture will have to be imprisoned.
Henry Johnson
she's definitely lacking in the quality fanart.
Blake Peterson
F I O
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Christian James
I am asking nonstop at the vidya draw threads for her but none cares
Mason Perez
Look at this off-topic.
Joseph Bell
>no Tyris x Ax Battler porn
I am sad.
Juan Jones
Gillius x Ax Battler, more like
>"Now I know how you got the name 'Thunderhead'."
Nathaniel Fisher
I actually like this deviant-art tapestry.
Jack Adams
I only have one other on hand that isn't nu-Tyris.