"We ended up doing a tiebreaker in her room,i had more reach,she had more flexability"
What did he mean by this?
"We ended up doing a tiebreaker in her room,i had more reach,she had more flexability"
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Thomas Moore
His dick is huge
Jayden Hughes
He had reach but she had flexibility
What's so hard to understand?
Matthew Anderson
I want to fuck Garrus
Kayden Williams
What is wrong with his face?
Brayden Davis
Uh... Garrus, look buddy, I'm flattered but I don't swing that way.
Aiden Price
THEY HAD SEX
Xavier Foster
He took a pretty big hit
Henry Collins
Fireworks
Aaron Sanders
acne scars
Chase Ortiz
GARRUS IS NOT PURE FUCKING DROPPED
James Gutierrez
>What did he mean by this?
That he has some calibrations to do
Andrew Gray
Garrus and Wrex have fucked, guaranteed. Prove me wrong.
Grayson Reyes
Missle to his face
Cameron Williams
He calibrated her vagina
Robert Martin
He should probably do something about that. Flaps of diseased skin are still hanging off his chin.
Dominic Anderson
They fucked up his face
Lincoln James
Obviously they had a game of Twister.
Landon Davis
i can't deny or confirm that
Ethan Watson
Eh, it was probably cauterized.
Sebastian Miller
jus use the DLC costume
Eli Murphy
He wants you too.
Benjamin Morales
rip
Benjamin Martinez
He beat her up.
Angel Sanders
THAT HE FUCKED HER WITH HIS PENIS
Jose Lewis
Ayden Collins
For you
John Cox
WHAT?
Anthony Rodriguez
HE FUUUUCKED HER!
WITH HIS PEEEENIS!
Noah Sullivan
god dammit bioware is so fucking blatant about this kind of shit
>hee hee sex jokes!
>dont you want to have sex with ayyyys? :3
>gigglesquee
meanwhile the witcher you walk in slap some titties then get straight to talking with fantasy gangsters
Cameron Perez
What was the point of the permanently damaged armor, was it to make her look cool? Also, why were the reason behind the recuitsments often so retarded?
> Miranda
Makes sense, the project is her baby
> Jacob
Literally just a grunt, but it's fine I guess
> Mordin
Makes sense, since he's devising a protection against the swarms
> Garrus
Dumb. Random gangleader on Omega, if his gang was still alive would you bring the whole gang?
> Zaeed
Makes sense, experienced mercenary who knows how to keep his mouth shut about important things.
> Okeer
Reminder that you were really meant to go after Okeer. Some random nutjob Krogan scientist, not even a soldier. Fucking stupid.
> Jack
Retarded. Insane convict who hates your organisation? Yeah sounds great.
> Kasumi
Absolutely retarded. Why hire a thief? What are you going to steal?
> Thane
Pretty fucking dumb. Why hire an assassin? Who are you going to assassinate? Assassins aren't soldiers.
> Samara
Retarded. Religious fundamentalist who'll kill people that don't follow her own convoluted code, just look at the hassle of just recruiting her.
> Tali
Retarded as fuck. Oh yeah some random underage Quarian engineer will be a great asset to your underground black ops team.
Kevin Wood
What did I mean by that?
David Hall
I honestly don't remember shit about ME3 other than that god awful ending.
good. the memories are starting to fade. I'll never forget how shit the ending was but at least I can forget all the good things about it so I won't feel guilty at all when EA finally snuffs out bioware
Isaiah Murphy
Reminder that she made that list.
Hunter Edwards
>Garrus
Former crew and familiar face for Shepard.
>Grunt
Perfect healthy specimen of the pre-fucked up Krogan, teams heavy hitter.
>Jack
Cerberus know how powerful Jack is and has been saving her for just such an occasion as the end of humanity.
>Kasumi
Stealth Expert who can camouflage.
>Thane
Alien ninja who isn't bothered by death and wants to do good.
>Samara
Her code swears her life to a cause that is noble. Saving an entire species from extinction is pretty noble.
>Tali
Tech genius familiar with nearly everything that has a current flowing through it. Clearly devoted to Shepard. Why would you not bring her along?
4/10 post.
See me after class.
Andrew Morris
I should add that Garrus was an effective leader before he was betrayed.
Jace Ward
>Tech genius familiar with nearly everything that has a current flowing through it
Shepard does have a few cybernetics...
Jordan Peterson
>reinstall ME
>ME threads start appearing
Connor Edwards
YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE
Christian Ramirez
Hunt down the Sidonis
Hunter Jenkins
Coincidence
Joshua Roberts
>Okeer
A talented biologist, presumably a backup incase Mordin failed or didn't want to come along. Or maybe meant to complement him. Or part of a Cerberus plan to steal his tankbred Krogan project.
>Garrus
Talented and effective soldier who already appears to have a deathwish. Just a shitty team leader, which doesn't matter because Shepard's in charge.
>Kasumi
A high class thief that breaks into places guarded by the highest security and technology available. May or may not be useful beyond the Relay, no one knows what you'll find there.
>Thane
Like Kasumi, only he's an extraordinarily talented killer. Might come in useful, might not.
>Tali
She's a talented engineer and also one of Shepard's old crew, which puts her a place or two against other older, more experienced engineers.
>Jack/Samara
They needed a powerful biotic to make sure they had all their bases covered. They were presumably counting on Shepard being able to keep them both under control with his people skills.
Sebastian Sullivan
Do you think Shepard and Garrus double teamed Tali?
Connor Sanchez
Grunt was a happy accident, the question is why they wanted Okeer, same that they had no idea Archangel was Garrus, another happy accident.
As far as the others go, there has to be Biotics more stable and cooperative than Samara and Jack.
Also funny enough you don't do any stealth. you don't even try it. So Thane and Kasumi are still doing a job normal grunts would be better at.
Tali not only has no combat training, you can probably get a tech expert who isn't a whiny child that'll sell out Normandy secrets to the flotilla which could make Shepard get court martialed.
Gavin Reed
What mod
Nolan Evans
>She didn't go for the PRIIIIIIIIIIZE
Liam Jenkins
It is just a coincidence subject 776151#.
Jose Gray
>ME3 after Priority: Tuchanka
Aiden Williams
>Tali
Oh come on, I agree with the rest but Tali was part of Shepard's original team that ended up saving the galaxy and depending on who you picked would have even been there with Shepard throughout the entire Ilos/Citadel clusterfuck.
Also there is a chance that Cerberus knew who Archangel was. I don't really believe it was just a crazy coincidence.
Jordan Gomez
>femshep gets to bang the cute alien bois
>maleshep gets stuck with generic bara men
Evan Edwards
>being a T*lifag
>in the current year
Andrew Turner
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Jordan King
>No combat training
she had the entirety of her time with a SPECTRE fighting Geth.
Thats not training, but it's a fuck tonne of experience.
Bentley Adams
I used to be like you until I tried it and never looked back.
Eli Gonzalez
Femboy/trap party member when
Blake Fisher
>ME3 in SP
Elijah Hughes
Tali's cute until the third game
In fact, what third game
Juan Cox
It was more like TIM had no fucking idea what was beyond Omega 4 relay so they needed experts in every field. Biotics, engineers, scientists, assassins, soldiers etc
Noah Smith
now it's fun
Gavin Wood
>Be Shepard
>lying in apartment
>starting to feel aroused.
>Suddenly message pings on terminal downstairs
>"Shepard. Just wondering if you're feeling lonely tonight."
>Third time in a row she messages just as you're feeling horny.
>Unaware girlfriend has sensor software installed in omni-tool that monitors your cybernetics for bloodflow to the dick.
>yfw wondering if that's not the greatest thing.
Dylan Barnes
W-what if she causes them?
Jace Nelson
Then she'd slowly corrupt Shepard's mind until he's nothing more than her personal cyborg sex slave