Hey user
Please open the door
Hey user
Please open the door
I legally own Morrowind, Skyrim, ESO, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, and Fallout 4.
i h-hope you don't mind me skipping oblivion Todd...
Who's rapping at my door?
A-ahh, T-todd!? I was just playing my copy of skyrim, newly purchased o-of course! I-i can afford to buy a new copy every day heh-h...
No, of course i don't mind. You can open the door now. C'mon. Don't worry. Let me in.
Man I'm so done with my pirated copy of Fallout 4 vr. Hopefully after I pirate skyrim vr there'll be things to do.
I know what you're thinking, 'Did he release Skyrim six times, or only five?' Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself.
Hi Todd, just preordering Skyrim VR. Give me a moment.
this....this is fucking perfect
wow
You know, I played skyrim and it was actually incredibly good! It's my new favorite game
>"Dr. Skyrim. I'm Todd Howard."
>"It wasn't alone."
>"Uh, you don't get to bring other games."
>"They are not my games."
>"Don't worry, no charge for them."
>"And why would I want them?"
>"They were trying to compete with your game. They work for the mercenary. The masketta man."
>"EA?"
>"Get 'em on board, I'll call it in."
w-why you want me to open the d-d-door mister t-t-todd?
I can h-h-hear you pretty clearly as we a-a-are...
What do y-you want?
Hey, you look familiar
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW
is this a todd thread or a when they cry thread
Heh I might go in for another round.
N-NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN!
YOU B-BETTER LEAVE NOW!
I T-TOLD YOU I HAVE ENOUGH C-COPIES OF SKYRIM!
ENOUGH IS E-ENOUGH TODD!
I don't know who this Todd guy is but it sure makes me want to buy Fallout 3, Oblivion, Skyrim, ESO, Fallout 4, Fallout 4 VR, Skyrim VR, Skyrim Special Edition
Why hello there! This is John Smith's friend Emmanuel. That's John Smith you are talking to, and nobody else
perfect
Those eyes.... I know those eyes... Those are the eyes of someone who wants to sell me another copy of Skyrim...
No more shitty rpgs...PLEASE.....PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO MORE SKYRIM!
Uh, hello, pretty lady. He-he. You look real nice, real nice.
What do you have for me?
Hey, I was here first
I want to beat the fuck out of that retarded manlet.
get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
First you would have to best his super mutant bodyguard.
He's friends with Henry Rollins?
why is your left hand on your right arm todd?
P.S. don't look at Todd's feet
*hacks your computer*
user..... my game.....
If you got them on Steam then you don't, all you have is a license to rent them specifically from Steam.
> quote the Howard: BUY FIVE MORE.
Greeting, mortal. Are you ready to buy?
Kino
Who’d win in a fight between Todd and Bill Wilson?
Based Todd.
>left hand coming from his right side
It just works
Sure thing Todd. Let me just put away my pirated of copies of Sky- I mean my legitimately purchased copies of Fallout 4 and Skyrim.
What will he say at E3?
Mr. Todd. It has been 7 years. Please, you can´t expect me to buy Skyrim again.
For god’s sake someone just open the the door, what has Todd ever done to us?