>game lets you be an immortal, beautiful, naturally magically gifted elf
>Sup Forums wants to play as an ugly alcoholic manlet instead just to be contrarian
I challenge you to find a single game setting where elves are not objectively superior to dwarven "people".
The witcher
I challenge you to find an honest elf thread on Sup Forums that is not a false-flag thread deliberately set up as baity as possible for user to vent about le pointy ears reeeee I AM ANGRY and other ones of the finest memes.
it's easier for me to relate to an alcoholic manlet
but the elves are world traveling ubermensch trying to reclaim their ruling elder blood princess, a bloodline thought lost due to degenerate race mixing.
Does TES count? Dwemer aren't actually dwarves but still.
>Play as the perfect, beautiful, smart, magical race
That's exactly the reason I don't play as elves. If I wanted to play a Mary Sue I would, I would rather play as an interesting character who doesn't suck his own dick.
Urin Hillsmith.
Reingar Firebattle
It's pretty meh. First name is cool. Last name is ruined with the "battle". Firehelm, Fireshield, Firebeard, etc. would all have been cooler.
but their is always rife with social political intrigue.
>Bomist Goldhand
>Goldhand
>I'm Jewish
So you want to play as a vampire minus the sparkling, and that's suppose to make it cool?
Ragin Hillbattle
>Simarillion elves are literal Übermenschen, on par with heroes of greek mythology, making puny humans look like children
>LotR turns this down a ton but you still have people like Glorfindel or Galadriel who can legit fuck shit up
>the movies show them dying like flies, make them little more than pretty humans
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Durgar Goldbattle
Durnar Axesmith
Reinin Goldfounderson
Shit fucking name. Fuck this pic.
Bolin Underholme
Hankarl Hammerbrew
welp time to neck myself I guess. gonna kick over a tiny little stool.
The average elf is very skilled, intelligent and fair by human standards but they still all run the gamut from normie-elf to demi god tier like Fingolfin.
Elrond and Galadriel are still extremely powerful in LoTR.
URGAR HILLBATTLE
This. Elves are the Mary Sue race in the vast majority of classic settings. It's boring as fuck.
7pbp
THERE ONCE WAS A GAY ELF SKIPPING DOWN THE PATH........PLOUGH EM ALL PLOUGH EM ALL!!!!!
ALONG CAME A DORF AND KICKED HIM IN THE ASS........PLOUGH EM ALL PLOUGH EM ALL!!!!!!!!
Dragon Age.
Fuck off back to your alienage, knife-ear.
>Beardbeard
fuck my gay life
>Durin Bloodbattle
I'm a LotR edgelord. I guess i could be worse.
>Bolin Goldbeard
I could live with it.
Dwarves are based on Jews in Tokienverse anyway. I guess you'll fit right in.
>Forced to defend ME and be good boys till the end of the Song
>Bolin Goldbeard
I could live with it.
I fucking hate how elves are often just portrayed as humans, but better.
>hurr, they're naturally beautiful, the live for a bajillion years, they're uhh really smart, and everyone loves them except dwarves because they're so cool and dwarves are smelly
Buncha fucking faggots.
Elves are how liberals see themselves, dwarves are how they want to see conservatives.
Now tell me why dwarves are still more popular among vidya players,.
bro that means you have like the ULTIMATE fucking dwarf beard. like that shit's so goddamn manly and magnificent that the only possible prefix or suffix is another "beard" because it's worth at LEAST two normal dwarf beards. fucking bigass dwarf braids have hammers at the ends or some shit, swing them like a furious little man with nunchucks.
Reinin Beardbattle
They're literally just a portrayal of the human caste system at it's highest and lowest. Dwarves are just humans but worse.
>Raggar Axestone
Pretty alright I guess
Ragist Bloodsmith
Edgylike
>Now tell me why dwarves are still more popular among vidya players
They aren't. Not by any means.
>Elves are how liberals see themselves
Yes I love glorious master race fantasy aryans cutting down lesser races because I'm such a leftwing commie!
>Urkarl Runeson
Could be better
Argonians are where its at anyway
Reinnar Underhelm
>not even mammals
They will be the first to go
Despite all the cool shit the best of the best Elves did, you know who gave Morgoth the most headaches? Humans. Regular, ordinary humans fucking with his supply lines, killing his scouts, and fighting rearguard actions.
Go back to Sup Forums, you have no idea what you're talking about.
An actual crusader would laugh at your stupid larping.
Bomgan hillholme
>Dwarves are just humans but worse
Sounds like something a gay ass elf would say.
lol
>Go back to Sup Forums
The elves did exactly the same.
>elves
fuck off faggot, I'll never play an elf in any game no matter how long I live, not even ironically.
bolgar doomson
prettty rad actually. i might use this name for my dorfs
Wilin beardstone
>they play the pretty race because they're insecure about themselves in real life
all elf players are giant, sweaty, virgins in real life
>Zelda
>Shining Force
>Record of Lodoss War
Elves always seemed pretty neat.
>Ragin Hammerfoundersson
Fuck yeah that's the stuff.
this is a gay ass post
Thorkarl Underbattle? Sounds like a dwarven porno.
>He want to play as some pompous tree hugging faggot.
>Not as a glorious human purging all such faggotry from his realm.
>haggar underhelm
badass
Dragon Age.
Turin Turambar. Who will slay Melkor, greatest of all Ainur in the final battle.
>Sapce Marines
>human
Most fantasy elves are probably more human than Space Marines are.
Hagin Hammerfounderson
Ragin Runeshield. Becomes much more amusing if you add an apostrophe to it, so it becomes "Ragin' Runeshield", and pretend he's a Cajun dwarf.
Haggar Underhelm
p good
>Gimin Bloodholme
Oh how the blood sings to me.
holy shit, we're the same fucking person
Urhardt Doomhelm.
I might tripfag with this I like it so much
Thanks user, found I have my own Dorf Quest anyway, so I'm in high spirits.
>t. manlet
>Imperium
>fascist
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You all are a bunch of fairy fucks. Dwarves were literally the first race to step foot on on Middle Earth. But Ilúvatar was all butthurt and made Aulë wait until the Elves were awoken first before they could begin to inhabit it.
Regardless, Elves and Dwarves are literally superior to humans in every possible way.
>humies BTFO
Reminder all halfbreeds are inferior and must be purged
>(((Goldstone)))
rollin
Where's your argument against sir?
I want to be a lich, which party must I join?
Elves are always weird autistic faggots
But I want to headpat halflings
Actually because of how absolutely oppressive the Imperium is, humanity was able to survive for this long against the knife ear, the green skin, the creepy crawlies, and of course fucking Chaos. So you can take your soyboy argument and fuck off.
Hagkar Goldhand
>Ragin Axefoundersson
It's just a non-descript blend of totalitarian regimes. If anything they're a theocracy, not fascists
How's alliance with Eldars?
>not playing as a demon
Enjoy getting either murder-raped or used as cannon fodder
Urin Axeshield
Rowboat Girlyman is not my Primarch.
>Wilnar Bloodbattle
I like it
>Ragin Beardfoundersson
You are just enjoy genocidal power fantasies like the little edgefag you are and deliberately forget the point if the Imperium and that the Emprah would hate what have become of it.
Actual elves from European folklore are your typical Fey. As in literal fairies that play pranks and/or prey on the innocent people who leave the safety of the city; with iron literally being radioactive to them. The elves that dominate mainstream entertainment are all based on Tolkien elves that are merely a metaphor of what Mankind MIGHT have been had Adam not sinned in the Garden of Eden prior to Christ becoming Man to pave the wave towards Theosis.
But I digress. In Middle Earth while Elves are physically superior in every way compared to Men, they do not posses the "Gift of Men". True they can "die", but they can never escape Middle Earth. Men when they die go to some place beyond the limits of the material.
It is ironic. Dwarves may not have souls, but Elves are only prototypes of what Man will become and eventually surpass.
>rule 10: No spamming or flooding of any kind.
Balkarl Goldholme