Shadow of the Tomb Raider

What can we expect from this game?

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I want to raid her tomb if you know what I mean.

Haha I crack myself up.

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I would say the same old shit from 2013 and 2015, but Crystal Dynamics is on that Avengers game and this is Edios Montreal aka Deus Ex HR/MD. I think they could focus on level design rather than linear story areas with shitty HUB areas for crafting materials and bullshit collectibles.

I remember the last two Tomb Raider games having pretty good character models and animations. I don't know if the Deus Ex team can match that. I loved HR and MD but the animations are goofy as fuck.

I thought they'd made Lara a woman again. False excitement over that pic.

If it's anything like the previous two games, it'll be totally scripted, bland garbage which might as well be a movie for all the interactivity it features. Automated platforming, brain dead puzzles, godawful combat, and of course QTEs.

I expect another modern tomb raider where everything is watered down and lara is cries while killing again
Give her some sunglasses and turn her into a bad ass that doesn't let shit get in her way again. not another goddamn origin story

some barefoot/swimsuit sections hopefully

how many layers of jaded are you on right now

So this is the video game equivalent of repeatedly flicking the light switch on and off again.

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>rise of the tomb raider ends
>lara finally becomes the tomb raider by "rising to the occasion"
>no wait hehe there's on more more game before she's truly the tomb rarider(tm)
just fucking get on with it already

Hopefully not another Uncharted but with a more boring story, but I know it's going to be that. Oh well.

Got my hopes up with that picture and then you crushed them.

>What can we expect from this game?
one (1) location
lara is still a horror movie cliche
still using a fucking bow
same picking up scrap trash and magically turning it into a grenade launcher attachment
braindead puzzles
but hey, its all good because new sfm porn models

this person is way too chunky to believably be running around as much as lara croft

Lara Croft Fridge Raider

I wanna get into the reboot series, but I don't like jumpscaes and I heard they have a few. Are both games good?

> Are both games good?
Do you REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY like video games with QTEs?

I don't get as autistic about QTE's as most of Sup Forums does.

Then you'll probably like it. I don't remember any jumpscares and I'm a real pussy about them. If you fail QTEs, Lara dies in some stupidly gruesome way but that's it.

>What can we expect from this game?
Shadow of Colossus x Tomb Raider

so are we just gonna ignore the thiccness sickness in op's pic? good golly miss molly

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inb4 the brap posters.

Same pseudo-open world environments as before, only a single setting again (probably another short-lived other setting like Syria was in Rise), more ice pick action, more of the same guns and upgrading trees, etc. I have a feeling they'll include a vehicle of some sort and some driving sections, some emphasis on fire mechanics like they kinda had in 2013.

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I tried too and bought the ps4 version of the first one. Its the most safe AAA game you will play. I fucking hated it.
>See through walls Batman shit that you HAVE to use because ammo blends with the environment to the point you cannot spot them without it
>QTEs
>Brain dead AI
>generic snoozefest combat
And you know when games try to force exciting scenes? Game is full of those. For example you are climbing a wall and suddenly Lara slips and the music kicks in but you don't care and feel nothing because its scripted, climbing is automatic and you know you can't die.

I like where your head is at. Lara is a badass not some whinging pansy they have turned her into. She knives wolves to death and does 100m cliff dives while blasting dudes in the face. All with a smile.

I've been wondering for some time where they all came from.

They're basically trying to shitpost THICC posters away.

Doesn't bother my dick

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fat

hopefully some tomb raiding

Its called Shadow of the Tomb Raider because the new games are a shadow of what the series started out as.

I've actually been there on a trip, you can clap and it echoes.

I just finished Rise, it feels like Lara keeps dumb-lucking her way through shit. I want the next game to have her be %100 ok with swinging from fucking vines and capping paramilitary douchebags, while dealing with supernatural shit and just going "fuck yeah".

That's what I want, not scared puppy Lara, but badass blood goddess Lara

You can expect a nu-lara for nu-males

>Lara mumbling "Y-you can do this!" to herself for a simple jump.
>Singlehandedly guns down, explodes, incinerates and bashes in the skulls of a small army.
>Cutscene transitions to the next area have her with a dinky-ass bow drawn for whatever reason.

Repeat twenty times or so and you have the modern Tomb Raider formula.

Was Rise better than 2013? I played 2013 when it went on PS+ and it was fine as a "freebie" but I'm not sure if I would've gone out of my way to buy it. Odds are Rise will go on PS+ later this year though with Shadow about to happen so I might end up checking it out that way anyways.

I wish they'd just continue making games like Legend and Underworld. Those really perfected Tomb Raider in my opinion.

fuck you

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Jesus that belly flab. People should cosplay their body type

Goddamn, user. Don't do this to me, I literally just fapped.

Hopefully a decent story for once with varied/interesting locations and an actual focus on tomb raiding. This is the last game in the reboot trilogy. They need to get it right here.

Its going to be shit. There's no hope for western devs at this point.

I don't get why people call her fat. She is barely thicc; her proportions are just ridiculous and she doesn't have much actual weight to her.

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angry cosplayers and fattys cursing her beauty out of envy, and angry virgins knowing she would never let them touch her

I'd donate my fucking kidney if it meant I could stick my dick in Enji beforehand. What sane person could ever turn her down? Her boyfriend is such a lucky motherfucker

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>angry virgins knowing she would never let them touch her
This is why I hate her. Although, it's less because she would never let me touch her specifically, and more "anyone, ever."

>boyfriend
who? who is the lucky motherfucker?

He used to appear in her stories and I think a few pictures on their feed. She hasn't mentioned having a bf in while so maybe they split. But I definitely remember her having one because it made me really fucking jealous and marginally disappointed. Girls like her are one in a million.

This.

They basically turned the series into Uncharted with a female protagonist, which you could already do in Uncharted via skin-select menu (enemies even replaced pronouns in thier combat dialougue which is a cool touch). Not only did they make the gameplay "Uncharted but with less weapon variety", they changed Lara to be the same "woah, aaaaah, whoops, that was lucky" as Drake, but somehow also tried to make the story serious and deep.

It's just cringey all round.

Uncharted's stories are good. They never took themselves too seriously (except 4, but whatever). Drake bumbling his way into another wave of goons always felt semi believable, he was both the luckiest and unluckiest guy in the universe. The type of guy who accidentally gets into 20 gun fights an afternoon (and doesn't intend to start any of them) and somehow wins everytime.

Lara has no lighthearted side, everything is serious and personal and deep. It just gets grating.

Also the FUCKING CHECKLISTS. Uncharted is nice because exploration comes down to looking at cool environments for as long as want to, and finding 100 hidden treasures (that arnt tracked anywhere outside secrets menu). Meanwhile in Tomb Raider every area had an Asscreed style checklist of all the documents/resources/whatever I could find in a zone. As someone with debilitating autism for this stuff, it ruined the game. I was constantly checking my list, and making sure I covered every inch of ground before approaching something that looked like a transition to next area. Absolutely killed any sense of urgency the plot tried to give me.

From what I've observed, a lot of popular cosplayers have a high percentage of remaining single for some reason. Same with that German cosplay K-A-N-A. I guess I mean, yeah you get to fuck a fine piece of ass, but maybe after the 100th time of fucking you eventually cant tolerate her attention whoring and settle to find a more conservative girl. Nevermind that these cosplayers probably have Patreons where they slut it out to paying strangers.

What turned me off Rise was the gunplay. I dont know but after playing MGSV, I can no longer tolerate Rise's clunky combat and I hate not being able to go prone or CQC enemies.

jesus user she's probably 20. women with that build don't age well at all

based

She's approaching her 30s actually. If she doesnt keep up, she's gonna get some pretty digusting skin flab into her 40s.
Aging fucking sucks, unless you're Keanu Reeves.

All lewd cosplayers have to be a little bit of a slut. I could see some guys not wanting their girl having that much sexual publicity. No one walks around public half naked, spend hundreds of dollars on sexualizing their appearance, and not enjoy the attention. Enji has probably fucked a guy at a con before. You're telling me she walks around with barely any clothing on for a living and never thought a few times to fuck a fan for the thrill? Of course she has. That's why I wish she came to Canada so I could atleast try.

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What.

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I think she was born in 1991. She would be 27-28 right now. Pretty fucking amazing looking for late 20s. With modern dermatology, proper exercise and diet, and makeup with photo editing Enji can easily do this another 5 or 10 years. If she keeps exercise she shouldn't sag and gain weight for a long time. Thicc milfs are hot as fuck

What do you guys think her pussy taste like?

Shit that is hilarious. I don't know where this is from. I saved it off Sup Forums. Sorry bro

Salty coin milk

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Jesus what a shitty name to a game.

Well it's a shit series. Who cares.

Yo, this bitch was in ff13?

the scary thing is Enji is getting hotter

FFXV dumdum

>"tomb raider"
>the cover for the game/the cosplay art doesn't show a tomb

They should honestly just renamed the IP at this point. nuLara is such a departure from classic TR that shes a different character at this point.

white men aren't capable of handling this

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Do you ever feel ashamed about replying to your own posts? i would feel so embarrassed if I were you right at this moment.

How is Lara not a woman anymore? You have some deep-seated issues my dude.

>the video game equivalent of repeatedly flicking the light switch on and off again
Doom 3?

Doom 3 had no lights at all.

Oh my God please