Alright, Sup Forums. How do I go about pirating this?

Alright, Sup Forums. How do I go about pirating this?

You mean stealing it?

Don't do it Jamalquan

Give it back, Jamal.

give it back, tyrone.

...

Put is back, Caesar Wesley Junior.

Distractions.

Some guys i knew ran a scam at a local walmart that worked perfectly.

2 of the guys started a huge brawl up front while guy number 3 walked out the door with 3k worth of stuff in a cart. The 2 fighting guys just got kicked out.

>Alright, Sup Forums. How do I go about pirating this?
Wait
3D print it

Demand they give it to you while wearing an eyepatch, crazy hat and wielding a flintlock pistol and cutlass.

Install gentoo

Don't forget a bird shit on your back.

My bird always shits on my back, but I love him!

>Having USB externals
>Not just building a comfy NAS torrentbox
Step it up sempai

>HDD
>2016
Go back to your cave, DeSean.

1.) buy an external hard drive from Walmart, biggest you can afford. pay with cash
2.) remove drive(s) from enclosure
3.) fill case with rocks, pennies, etc and hot glue so it doesn't rattle. reassemble enclosure
4.) "it doesn't work I want my money back"

A long time ago I did this to put 4TB in a desktop. At the time that was about $600 in hard drives and I worked at a Pizza Hut

Am I a shit? Yes
Are you a shit if you do this? Yes
Will anyone catch you? No

i actually read a story about someone doing this repeatedly and getting caught. don't do it too many times.

Can confirm. I've done this at wallyworld about 4 times already. Make sure you rotate stores and always pay in cash. Older dead or outdated hard drives make the perfect swap candidates.

>tfw you put in a working harddrive containing your personal information.

How is that a scam?

It worked on you.

He looks lovely
I'm sure he doesn't mean to!

go back to the jungle jamal

More pics of this qt

Nah, they were used in softraid and went to different locations. Besides, I only stored movies, music, ISOs, and porn. No personal info. I don't think they'd do a lot of forensics on a $109 portable hard drive fraud anyway.

>not encrypting

have you tried the pirate bay?

Buy it with cash. Remove HDD. Filll it with broken HDD or rocks and tissues,

Return it

what happens if they open it?

I wish i knew son. It's fucking disgusting how much spinning disk media costs. Back before shit hit the fan in Thailand you could buy a fucking 2TB WD Green for $65 brand fucking new. That was like 6 fucking years ago. Now it costs 50% more and 4TB drives have barely fallen in prices in the past 3 years. It's fucking terrible. Large capacity SSDs cannot come out soon enough

Implying I didn't break the disc in half and put a broken hd in its place.

Anyways op, I did the same as other suggest with router, when new moto surfboard came out I returned old one in new box and kept new one. Same with router, since they never change the shell. Fuck best buy

>4TB
>is actually 3.7TB
>guess I didn't need that 300GB after all
>somehow not made by nVidia
:^)

>Using Windows

jokes on you faggot

Walmart won't open it. But even if they did, they'd go "oh lol it's rocks"

Then they'd throw it away, because the effort to figure out who you are, prove you did it, and prosecute you would cost substantially more than taking the hit

This is why they are moving to proprietary headers on their drives inside the enclosure.

nah bro, walmart is one of the most facist companies in the world.

>defending not encrypting

>go to store with x day return policy
>buy enclosed hard drive
>remove drive
>return empty case

>vidya/computer thing breaks
>too far past warranty to fix
>go to Wally-World
>buy same brand new thing
>apply the ol' switcheroo, keep box intact
>return
>free replacement!

This place will always be my #1 store for this very reason. Take advantage while you still can, which is probably forever.

that's retarded as fuck and you are probably lying

A real scam would be to walk around the parking lot looking for receipts at target, get the receipt, go back inside, get the item and then bring it to customer service

I know people who lived off this racket

This thread is giving me so many ideas

Where did Windows enter into this?

>buy new xbox 360
>put older, broken, modded and banned xbox 360 in the new box
>pepper my angus for a free 360 when I "return" it
>they actually go and compare serial numbers
>find out I put a different 360 in the new box
>"h-how did that h-happen?" I mumble
>run off as fast as I can, never to go back again

NTFS cuts away most space in the filesystem land, but it has nothing to do with Windows or Nvidia. Storage drives are always marketed in base 1, filesystems use base 2.

i have that case. nice bird!

>xbox 360
Oh boy, I don't even feel bad for you.

Ahahahahaah

>put in tattered and beaten up xbox inside just 1 day after purchase

The first thing to be a jew is to be smart.

You are forever a Jamal.

>seagate
Wouldn't use one for free at this point.

are you fucking retarded? you do realize this is Sup Forums right? how fucking new are you??

If you were smart you would have swapped the internals so the broken Xbox looked all shiny.

>ext4 solves the problem

Except, it fucking doesn't work like that.

They would see the broken seal if they check for the serial number.

damn, fat fingers

>hurr durr only black people steal
>hurr durr le racist meme

I want Sup Forums to fucking leave ALREADY.

>Complains about racism on Sup Forums

>being a pathetic underage edgelord

lonely sad pathetic frogposter

My nigga!

>Ayyy lil' nigga. Hit dis shit.

This is also why I won't be buying one anymore
Recovering your external drive by plugging it directly into the computer? What's that?
I guess we're back to getting external enclosures and usb adapters for hard drives now

>being this black

who is this semen demon?