what's the best language to write the best "Hello World" program?
print "Hello World!"
Hello World thread
Nathan Martin
Dylan Barnes
Any language that isn't retarded
Joseph Sullivan
Hello, world!
It's H9+, and also a quine.
Hudson Richardson
MSIL.
Carter Ross
std::cout
Brody Thomas
Doesn't compile
Tyler Jones
int main() { puts("Hello World!"); }
Tyler Lopez
Probably Python
print ("hello world")
Mason Howard
>choose python
>hello world takes 7 seconds to print
Gabriel Reyes
>open terminal
>type echo "Hello World"
can't get more effective than that
Jaxon Watson
puts
Justin Jones
public class Hello {
static class HelloWorldClass {
public HelloWorldClass(){}
public String getHelloWorld(){
String hello = "Hello";
String wordl = "World";
return "Hello World";
}
}
public static void main(String[] args){
HelloWorldClass helloWorldClass = new HelloWorldClass();
String helloWorld = helloWorldClass.getHelloWorld();
System.out.println(helloWorld);
}
}
Jeremiah Taylor
cat
Hello World
Nicholas Lee
-[------->+-.-[->+++++++.+++++++..+++.[--->+-----.---[->+++.-[--->+---.+++.------.--------.
Isaac Edwards
unfortunately, helloworld is all you can do in brainfuck
Anthony Fisher
How?
print("hello, world!")
Save it as hello.py and run it
one line
Levi Parker
Any assembler language. Honestly if all you want to do is something that simple then you don't deserve anything else.
Jose Allen
Malbolge
(=
Jonathan White
>not writing a mandelbrot set viewer in brain fuck
esoteric.sange.fi
Robert Gonzalez
package main
import "fmt"
func main() {
fmt.Println("MAGA2016")
}
Jace Flores
(princ "Hello world!")
Elijah Allen
const int main[] = {
-443987883, 440, 113408, -1922629632,
4149, 899584, 84869120, 15544,
266023168, 1818576901, 1461743468, 1684828783,
-1017312735
};
Josiah Phillips
gist.github.com
Java of course
Alexander Davis
what?
I am very interested, does the compiler not care that main is defined as an array and that there is no 'int main()'?
Carson Thompson
class HelloWorld { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("Hello World™"); } }
David Hall
Powershell
"Hello World!"
Aaron Jones
/thread
Nicholas Rivera
BASIC is so good. I always wanted to get into programming, but I always found it difficult whenever I tried. Then I installed Brandy, the BBC basic interpreter for linux, and I was soon doing all kinds of programming stuff.
The 80s was probably a great time, since every home microcomputer came with BASIC.
Luis Peterson
Tried it, got a segmentation fault using g++
Elijah Hall
ASM
section .text
global _start ;must be declared for linker (ld)
_start: ;tell linker entry point
mov edx,len ;message length
mov ecx,msg ;message to write
mov ebx,1 ;file descriptor (stdout)
mov eax,4 ;system call number (sys_write)
int 0x80 ;call kernel
mov eax,1 ;system call number (sys_exit)
int 0x80 ;call kernel
section .data
msg db 'Hello, world!',0xa ;our dear string
len equ $ - msg ;length of our dear string
Liam Bennett
fn main() {
println!("Hello World!");
}
Logan Mitchell
...
Aaron Morris
#include
#include
using namespace std;
int main(){
cout
Sebastian Nelson
>std::
>no using namespace std
pleb
Xavier Sanders
Where the hell do you get conio.h?
Nathaniel Long
my error
Charles Turner
using namespace std is for script kiddies
Dominic Brooks
Platform specific, the int[] is just x64 machine code for linux system calls. The first known instance of this kind of program was the first ever winner of the IOCCC: ioccc.org