Is there a real reason for using linux?

Today I was at Starbucks writing my book when I saw a guy using gnuslushlinux. Because I failed long ago for the freeasinbeer meme I knew what was he doing, so I watched him messing one hour with the terminal just to put some icons in the desktop.
The funny part was that all that time that guy keept looking around to see if someone was watching him "being a hardcore code picker".
But that suddenly ended when a group of girls came inside and saw him. At first one said: look, a hacker, and he smiled hard and started to put nonsense commands in the terminal. But then another girl said: don't look at him, he's probably a pedofile, he uses that thing in the netbook. Then he became nervous and started closing all the windows, making his desktop visible. That was his huge mistake, because a big picture of an anime kid girl was in the background.
I can't describe how red he became and the faces of the girls. I just feel so uncomfortable.

ITT: Things that never happened

what?

Because windows is piece of shit, and I don't have money to buy a Mac.

>Is there a real reason for using linux?

No.

K

a thread died for this

fucking this

Well, no...

linux sucks dick but the situation you described might be actually not real at all.

WOW

>implying this ever happened

>implying anyone who runs linux can afford to go to starbucks

Linux users irl

kek, looks like pulseaudio fucked up

lol weebs

And

>Because I failed long ago for the freeasinbeer meme
>he uses Linux because "muh FOSS"
Topkek

Fake as fuck.
No peadofile would be ashamed of his/her anime wallpaper

>start watching
>volume on phone is all the way up

fuckin gnome and kde
when did it go so wrong?