He doesn't own a desktop

>He doesn't own a desktop
>He'll never know the true power potential of a desktop
>He'll never be able to play any game or graphically design
>He'll never be at healthy temperatures
>He'll never know the feeling of accomplishment after building his own PC
>He'll never watch little Chinese girl cartoons on a large monitor
>He'll never know the comfiness of typing on a dedicated mechanical keyboard
>He'll never have more than 2 USB ports
>He'll never be able to swap hardware in a flash, and upgrade when he wants

Why own a laptop?

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Some people prefer portable porn machine

Only perverted people prefer portable porn.

pathetic perverted pricks prefer portable porn products

>Why own a laptop?
portability you fucking goon.

And my laptop has 4 usb ports thank you very much.

Pathetic perverted pricks pretend portable porn products protect privacy.

>2016
>not owning an eurocomm laptop

Hey man, I want a pc too but shit's expensive.

>he

do boys really not own desktops?

>that shits expensive
Get a job you lazy fuck
$500~ gaming PC
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>He doesn't own a desktop
Correct
>He'll never know the true power potential of a desktop
There are plenty of powerful laptops
>He'll never be able to play any game or graphically design
Not all games and programs require a supercomputer you know
>He'll never be at healthy temperatures
95degrees c is well within safe limits
>He'll never know the feeling of accomplishment after building his own PC
I also don't play with LEGOs anymore
>He'll never watch little Chinese girl cartoons on a large monitor
17/18" is large enough
>He'll never know the comfiness of typing on a dedicated mechanical keyboard
You can get a laptop with a mechanical keyboard
>He'll never have more than 2 USB ports
with a dock my X200 currently have 6 USB2.0 ports and 2 3.0
>He'll never be able to swap hardware in a flash, and upgrade when he wants
you can do that on many laptops like thinkpads

But I have a desktop AND a laptop (which is small and lightweight to be taken to uni)

>LEGOs
>s

REEEEEEEE

I have fell for the desktop meme while I don't play games.
My back hurts.
I don't need that much power processing.
Basically a ThinkPad + docking station / monitor plugged in + mouse + keyboard.
Would suit me better

>tfw too autistic for sell it

>laptop with mechanical keyboard
Yea, If you but that £3500 msi monstrosity but then you may as well have gotten a desktop for all the portability it has.

>not building a desktop and purchasing a laptop

>He doesn't own a desktop
No I dont
>He'll never know the true power potential of a desktop
What potential?
>He'll never be able to play any game or graphically design
There are enough great games that my laptop can run that I could spend my whole life playing them and still not run out. Also I do CAD on my laptop and it works just fine. Industry is moving in the direction of remote processor farms anyway.
>He'll never be at healthy temperatures
If you dont buy chink consumer shit your temperatures are absolutely fine
>He'll never know the feeling of accomplishment after building his own PC
I've built many pcs for friends/relatives. It is an accomplisment if youre an autist I guess.
>He'll never watch little Chinese girl cartoons on a large monitor
My laptop can connect to TVs. I don't watch malaysian cooking shows though.
>He'll never know the comfiness of typing on a dedicated mechanical keyboard
Implying you cant connect mechanical keyboard to a laptop.
>He'll never have more than 2 USB ports
Again enjoy your chink consumer shit.
>He'll never be able to swap hardware in a flash, and upgrade when he wants
Enjoy buying new hardware every year because muh cutting edge 5% performance gain in a specific benchmark. My hardware is good enough for my needs.

There are no ThinkPad desktops.
Also:
>W700
>5 USB ports
>DL-DVI+DisplayPort

Why would I need more than this?

>powerful laptops
MEEEEEEEEEEEEMESSSS
Even the most powerful laptop you'll be paying twice as much as a desktop for the same performance. Not to mention laptop cooling and power efficiency is shit
>not all games require a supercomputer you know
For them to look good it does
>95°C
kek

>he fell for the Thinkpad meme

Because it's light, making it easier to throw off tall buildings

Basically the only reason for a desktop is
muh gaymes

>Why own a laptop?

Do you unironically believe that there are people who don't have both?

>>He'll never be able to play any game or graphically design
He'll never have more than 2 USB ports
>>He'll never be able to swap hardware in a flash, and upgrade when he wants

these don't apply to ThinkPads

>he's never used more than one QHD display for video/image editing and multi-tasking
>he doesn't know about the low rendering times that comes with a 6-8 core processor
>he will never know

You know like half the shit you listed doesn't even require a desktop right? You can plug monitors and keyboards into a laptop. They also have these things called USB hubs.
>implying I don't own a laptop and desktop

>Not all games and programs require a supercomputer you know
Nice strawman. How many laptops can run games at 1440p144FPS with GSync/Freesync?

Why not both?

>own pic related
>own chinkpad
feels good man

Laptops are for niggers, when I need portability, I strap my desktop to my back and use my oculus rift to see shit

I also use 20 meter extensions for the power supply, only autists use that gay silicon clam you call laptops

I guess I did, proud owner of an X200 Tablet, T400 and W700. They were dirt cheap tho.

Are you a poor uni student?

I guess I am, but I also have a desktop:
i7-4770k watercooled
32GB RAM
960GB SSD
2x3TB HDD
Radeon HD 7990
42" 4K IPS screen

It is soon to be 3 years old, so nothing special. Gonna upgrade next year.

But smartphones and tablets are better at that.