Need to write 9 mysql queries that are moderate in difficulty by tomorrow or I fail my class

>need to write 9 mysql queries that are moderate in difficulty by tomorrow or I fail my class
>suck at sql
Kill me.

sounds like this class just isn't for you.

quit()

>need to write a 5 page reasearch paper by midnight tonight (20 minutes left)
>have a page and a half
>if i get a c in the class my gpa will be really bad because i will probably get a shitty grade in Chem

At least I got an A in math.

Nigga I just want my fucking paper so I can go work. This is one my my last classes that I need.

Drink a cup of coffee, relax, chip away at it.

whats the db look like I might be able to help

>nb4 buh why!!

You think that's bad? I have a 200 word essay due in just a few hours. Fuck, I don't know what to do.

how can you not write sql queries? jesus, it's easier than english

You think thats bad? I just submitted a paper that is like 50% of my grade and only did half the requirments

sounds like you really need a class in patience and self-control, as well as stress management.

fucking spaz.

200 words is nothing you whiny cunt, you can bust that out in like 30 minutes. Christ.

You actually took him serious?

200 words?

surely you left off a couple zero's or three

>Suck at SQL
Kill yourself now, you're doomed to be a failure.

>so I can go work.
Guess what is a near universal requirement for developers now?
SQL proficiency.

You're a failure and will do poorly in actual production.

"destined to be middle manager by 50"/10

Why do you take the bait every time.

Writing GOOD sql is actually not nearly as easy at it seems unless you're doing the most trivial shit imaginable. The bullshit I've seen front end devs do to a database.....

That said, anything for a class is going to almost certainly fall in the "trivial shit" category.

not sure if you're joking or not but once I had a 2 part final for a class that was 50% of the grade, a takehome and an in class part, thought the in class part was on a wednesday but it was on the monday

professor didn't let me make it up so I ended up with a C instead of the A+ I deserved

I'm being serious actually. But that sucks, some professors are cool and other are really strict.

Fuck writing papers though

post tables

Not OP. But here you go user.

perfect

xDD

fair enough, but none of it is as complex as a proper language

and 98% is super easy shit