Wtf is my facebook doing?

wtf is my facebook doing?

What the fuck. Dude that's the private encryption key.

Write that shit down. All of it.

how fucked am I?

That type of illeagle hacking is very serious. Stop now before the FBIA gives your home a visit.

this is some next level shit. ive only heard stories, honestly

>firefox

I must have accidentally pressed the hack button

Hope you don't drop the soap in federal pound in the ass prison.

Facebook fucked up and sent the private key for the ssl cert.

what?? prison?? wtf

You do realise you just publicly leaked Facebook's private encryption key, right?

>facebook
Please leave this board, or better Sup Forums forever.

WTF, save that shit and forward it to the anthorities before you get caught

Hacking is a serious crime.

What's wrong with Facebook, pleb?

Wtf is going on u guys.

How much would something like this be worth? Not OP, just wondering.

or better leave this world
I recommend eating everything in your medicine cabinet then washing it down with turpentine

LOL

20 years max, but after that no Internet allowed

Except a knock from the FBI within a week

That's just all your personal info being mined.
FB will fix it soon.

OP here, it happened again, wtf? Should I tell someone responsible? also can't delete thread

>also can't delete thread
Oh fuck you're done for now. The FIB has locked the thread for evidence purpose.

>my

russian here

thanks for doing the work for us. saved me a lot of time comrade

You got a temp copy of facebooks ssl private sig for their certificate. It can be used for people who phish to spoof facebook

If this is a serious post, you should probably contact Facebook directly and see what they want to do.

Posting it on Sup Forums probably didn't help your case though.

>also can't delete thread
That is not going to save you in court, buddy. I myself am not going to report this, but I am sure that many others have already submitted this thread to the authorities. Hope you have someone in prison who can protect you.

This has to be a troll thread. There's no way Facebook fucked up that bad....

This!
Write it down with pen and paper though so there's no trace of you getting it

There's a massive scroll bar on the side, so the pic doesn't show the whole key, right?
Just thinking aloud here.

And I did it again and it was a different. string of text.
Anyway, you guys are fucking with me

>There's no way Facebook fucked up that bad
PHP is optimised for easily fucking up.

Going analogue, eh? That gives me an idea that might save OP.

If OP throws away the computer, will the IP of the computer be thrown out too? Maybe OP can throw the PC in some passing truck, then the FBIA will arrest the driver of the truck instead of OP, as the truck will the have the hacking IP instead.

Just a thought. And OP will need to live with the guilt of sending some innocent truck driver to prison for 20 years.

I don't know what you're talking about senpai, 4chin is a serious site

but it was fun though. i was almost scared for a second

repeating digits confirms

Yeah. If he were a deviant individual he would sell it on some darknet black market site instead of posting for help here.

If he could recreate the conditions that cause such an epic fail he could probably make some money on their Bug Bounty program.

seems legit

ah fuck... it's legit


FUCKKKK

Yeah big companies want you going through the correct channels instead of black market. There are freelance security experts who attempt to do this to services for the $$$

McFucking KillYourself™ you entitled faggot

Still better than Fillet-O-Fish™

what's an encryption key and why am I seeing it when openning fb?

I'm late here, what the fuck happened?

Apparently something crazy but I'm not sure either. I think user is fucking with me though

user accidentally entered cyber space and stole some Facebook >>""TOP SECRET""

Hey user it looks like your picture got delete.
Don't worry I saved it for you :^)

Here's proof you posted it.
Sending tip to FBI now

Hate to be you OP

Reported to facebook
Expect this thread to be heavily monitored by fb and fbi now

kek
BTFO
T
F
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PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

These are troll posts right? No one can be this dumb, right?

This fake guys, move along

Anyone still here?
What happened to OP?

Got his door kicked in by a SWAT team, most likely.

this gon b gud

posting in an epic bread?

*cough* I'm late, what did i miss? Also what is an ssl?.?.?.

Rapp snitches
Tellin all there business
Sit in the court, and be their own star witness

Meh. it's happening to me too

Maybe FB refused to pay a bounty?

deleet this

SSL or Static Serial Lowpass is an encryption method invented and used by Facebook™ to safely send and receive data from user's device. But it has its flaws - because those encryption keys are super long, it takes some time for machine to verify them, and, if your machine is slow and you stop page from loading just in time, you'll stop the verification and will be able to see the key itself.

objectively wrong and stupid. private keys are never shared, anyone curious can look up asymmetric encryption

Just because they shouldnt' be shared doesnt' mean that they never are.
Look at the proof here:
Everyone knows PHP is an insecure language

Kek
Is this really happening?
What can we do with this key?

someone cap this shit

There's no reason for a private key to ever be transmitted.

This. It's unlikely that FB would shit the bed so hard.

I think I know what's going on but I wouldn't want to spoil it.

Everything that user you responded to posted is correct, and you are really showing you ignorance by questioning it. I'm a hacker, and a slow computer as OP has mentioned is VITAL to the game.

I have Google's private key along with many banks, and I've acquired them similarly to what that user described. I'm not stupid enough to post them here or to even post this without a VPN (I use HideMyAss).

Please stop embarrassing yourself further sir.

>disclosing this information on a Thai cash register discussion blog that is a known honeypot

all of your answers

You're an idiot. I just built myself a top specs gaming PC with high speed internet. The computer boots up in 3 seconds.
Also it did it again this morning

How does everyone know it's the key rather than the encryption itself?