/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• Xiaomi's Conference is over
• MIUI 8 to include photo editing tools like a censor brush always wanted to decorate your fruits & veg with weeb emotes? With MIUI 8 you can. MIUI8 supposed release is in late June • Some more things planned • New Mi MAX phone announced with $300+ price tag and 4850 mAh battery • Not much about new MiBand 2 except a screen • user shows off his new Mechanical Keyboard a Zhuque/Team Wolf off TaoBao • user reviews his $33 projector off Gearbest and a knockoff Chromecast • user reviews his Milanese watchband • user shows off his Fashi bag • More and more Rock Zircons are showing up • user can't stop ordering Mitu plushes • Chinese monitor glasses hurt user's eyes • Chinese backpack sold on Amazon for $43.99 found cheaper on Gearbest for $22.29 • user makes a video review of his Redmi 3 youtu.be/7uz-3AH619A

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aliexpress.com/item/chinkpack/32568911012.html
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aliexpress.com/item/Rib-fractures-fixed-with-thoracic-rib-belt-breast-pad-fitted-belt-abdomen-corset-belt/1571316834.html
aliexpress.com/item/no-text/32496481202.html
youtube.com/watch?v=x8SmvCvjf1M
github.com/irungentoo/Xiaomi_gamepad
github.com/irungentoo/Xiaomi_gamepad/releases
aliexpress.com/item/10-pcs-Alice-Durable-Transparent-Electric-Bass-Guitar-Picks-Shape-Waterdrop-Thickness-1-0-2-0/32474777591.html
xiaomi.world.tmall.com/
aliexpress.com/item/1-Set-Fruit-Garnish-Cutter-Peeler-Spiral-Fruits-Vegetable-Curly-Slicer-Kitchen-Tools-New-Arrival/32449990360.html
amazon.com/Sony-MDRNC13-Noise-Canceling-Headphones/dp/B004P7O26W
world.tmall.com/item/45481603092.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.sgX6rs&skuId=86724266338
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I suck tiny chink cocks

>i got a (you) in the /csg/ news

Real thread:

Thanks for covering for me while I was at work and for the new /csg/ OC.

I've had plenty.
Just post newsworthy stuff.

I'm get another one when I tell anons about my knife.

fuck off.

Don't take the bait and report the Chinese bootleg thread.

Why are NFC tags so expensive?
They're literally a sticker!

Because electronic stickers.

Actual reviews are usually worth covering.

decent desktop chink keyboard for ~$15?

i know i can't get anything mechanical but media keys and a nice design would be cool

This is the one I have. It is comfy as fuck on the bike, the chest and bottom straps stop it sliding around, the waterproofing is good and it feels pretty well made. Spending $70 on a "motorcycling backpack" is just retarded.

aliexpress.com/item/chinkpack/32568911012.html

get a bamboo one

I found this

gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_333720.html

it's 3.79 right now on gearbest, 12 on aliexpress. bad idea?

I mean, for 3.79 you can't really go wrong, but it doesn't look like anything special.

i just want something cheap and backlit with decent key travel. media keys are a luxury

Ooh. I'll put that on the list. I wish this shit site would show it opened up or at least the back of it, but $17 is worth a lesson learned.

Where can I buy fake rolex's?

>c*ink shit general

Can you kindly fuck off with your racism? It's not clever or funny

Here's the back of it.

shoo shoo

Wrong, it is both clever and funny.

Here's your reply.

bless you, user

Where can I find something like this that doesn't cost 26$?

aliexpress.com/item/Rib-fractures-fixed-with-thoracic-rib-belt-breast-pad-fitted-belt-abdomen-corset-belt/1571316834.html

>He self censored chink
Just KYS,

are the mixza microSD cards just a joke, or are they really any good?

I don't really know how to show it opened up but hope this helps. The laptop is 14.1" wide.

They are genuinely good

>racism

Everyone in this thread is here because they like buying cheap chinese stuff and all we do is rave about how awesome it is, and how cool the cool sellers are.

Your definition of racism is so fucking shallow if the only thing that constitutes racism to you is the usage of a racial slur, which is being used in a tongue-in-cheek context, similar to how Australians call each other 'cunt', or what have you.

From what I gather they're not the best cards you get get out there, but they are certainly the best for the price point that you're getting them at.

>It's a joke therefore it's okay

Yeah OK... you're going places kiddo.... Lol

Australians aren't joking when they call each other cunts because they are genuinely all cunts

They are genuinely good. The L data ones are also good, but their write speeds are slower than mixza.

For the user that asked about the soccer Mitu:
>tfw I make the news.

Can we update the Wiki with all the OP pics? I would like to use them as backgrounds.

It's the same size as my Lenovo. It really does help. I'll take the plunge and see for myself. If anything it'll probably make a good spare bag.

Some chink guitar picks, seller threw in a bracelet thingy, not bad for

For the price, it's fine. However if you are willing to do 40 freedom coins, you can get a CK104 which is mechanical and backlight.

But fuck it, it's just 4 smackerouse

I need that goddamn pusheen

>0.46mm

useless

Here you go

aliexpress.com/item/no-text/32496481202.html

I have ordered some other sizes too

do they have 2mm?

I don't think they have much above 1mm

Could be added to the microphone section, guy tests all the /csg/ mics:
youtube.com/watch?v=x8SmvCvjf1M

Uhh, yeah? I know gay people who say faggot, and I'm half black and say nigger all the time, and so do my friends.

It doesn't matter what the word is, what matters is context and intent.

Nigger and negro or faggot are just words, what matters is the context behind them. A slur isn't a slur just because the letters combine magically into a slur, it's because of how they're used, retard.

>half black

You are so out of touch with reality, it's hilarious.

The only retard here is you.

Yes?

I'm so sorry to hear about your disability.

What are you even fucking talking about? You need to get out more if you think I'm the one who's out of touch.

This is a Xiaomi gamepad bought for 19.99 USD with free shipping.

It's pretty good and it's a copy of an xbox 360 controller. It has the same buttons, layout and 2 rumble motors.

The only con is that it has an accelerometer in it but it only works on their T.V boxes.

Can you stop taking bait it's shitting up the place

???
I live in Los Angeles, if anything it's a benefit because everybody wants their "diversity hire".

iignore him, or the the derailment will never end

I played around with it a bit and managed to figure out how to enable the accelerometer on it and some other stuff:

github.com/irungentoo/Xiaomi_gamepad


I also made something that makes windows see it like an xbox 360 controller because all the other software sucks and the rumble worked horribly or not at all with them:

github.com/irungentoo/Xiaomi_gamepad/releases

Apparently it works perfectly without any issues or delays.

nice data

they do son
aliexpress.com/item/10-pcs-Alice-Durable-Transparent-Electric-Bass-Guitar-Picks-Shape-Waterdrop-Thickness-1-0-2-0/32474777591.html

>xiaomi gamepad
Is there something that they will not make? but looks comfy.

they still havent made me a cute girl ;_;

How's the build/button quality compared to a Xbox controller?

Anyone got a recommendation for a chink bag with a single strap design that would fit a 12" laptop?

I've got

Do xiaomi just buy out all the best Chink shit and slap their logo on it or what?

You're a fucking racist, no matter how hard you try to spin it.

You're the one who needs to get out more, being a Sup Forums addicted NEET has affected your social skills if you think any of that is socially acceptable.

lets see what xiaomi makes:
>memephones
>gamepads
>rice cookers
>IEMs
>power banks
>bunny dolls
>simple plastic boxes
Yes it looks like they do.

Build quality and button quality is a lot better than an original gamecube controller.

It's been a while since I touched a Xbox 360 controller so it's hard to compare the quality with it.

5.11 Rush 24 or GoRuck Gr1 :^)

It's always been their prime directive to have as broad an umbrella of items as possible.

They want to be the "Internet of Things" in their own terms and eventually hope to market the "Xiaomi Lifestyle" as a complete package.

Wow, awesome work on the custom firmware, user. I might get one now. It being a "generic gamepad" didn't appeal to me at the time.

Thanks for that user. Pretty cheap. Thinking of buying it to upgrade my ageing N16U. I need that 5ghz in this crowded city.

xiaomi.world.tmall.com/

all that useless chink shit that i don't need but i want to buy anyway!

why u gotta be so out of focus m8

>TFW no chink ADSL modem to go with my Chink router

life is pain

It's a program that uses something called SCPbus to emulate an xbox 360 controller.

It's not a custom firmware.

Ah, my bad. Still thank you for bring attention to it!

*bringing, I'm starting to sound like a chink

All in all, 10/10 meme.

Pic related: now what do we have here?!

Anyone bought a spiralizer? I want to make some curly fries. I am looking at this one in particular.

aliexpress.com/item/1-Set-Fruit-Garnish-Cutter-Peeler-Spiral-Fruits-Vegetable-Curly-Slicer-Kitchen-Tools-New-Arrival/32449990360.html

When will they make sex toys?

You can always buy a big Mitu plush and make a hole to insert a tenga or something

That seems like a good way to catch some cancer

They also included a pair of foam tips, thz chinamen

Are ED9s the best KZ earbuds? It's hard to tell which one is good with all the different versions

Which seller?

Where's the cheapest place I can buy a 128gb shark card from?

No clue, only pair I have
The kz flagship store on ali

Gearbest

Someone put that backpack on the wiki

Once again asking if anyone knows of something like this:

amazon.com/Sony-MDRNC13-Noise-Canceling-Headphones/dp/B004P7O26W

on Ali or GB, something that uses AA and offers active noise cancelling. I know there's a Xiaomi one or something, but it uses USB, and apparently doesn't hold a long charge compared to USB. Also, 50$ if it's a fluke is a bit much.

Put an order in for some rayban knockoffs. Polarized sunglasses for $20 including epacket tracking. Will test them against a real pair of raybans and post results.

Nice, let me know how they turn out

world.tmall.com/item/45481603092.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.sgX6rs&skuId=86724266338

What the fuck is that and why i want one

Is there a guide for buying tablets?
Or a tablet that I can flash with cm12 or cm13?

>Or a tablet that I can flash with cm12 or cm13?
Samsung tablets, no chink tablet will give you such options.

is that a segway you drive with your dick?

Thanks Xiaomi

Good ol' Sanrio characters