/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• Xiaomi's Conference is over
• MIUI 8 to include photo editing tools like a censor brush always wanted to decorate your fruits & veg with weeb emotes? With MIUI 8 you can. MIUI8 supposed release is in late June • Some more things planned • New Mi MAX phone announced with $300+ price tag and 4850 mAh battery • Not much about new MiBand 2 except a screen • user shows off his new Mechanical Keyboard a Zhuque/Team Wolf off TaoBao • user reviews his $33 projector off Gearbest → and a knockoff Chromecast • user reviews his Milanese watchband • user shows off his Fashi bag • More and more Rock Zircons are showing up • user can't stop ordering Mitu plushes • Chinese monitor glasses hurt user's eyes • Chinese backpack sold on Amazon for $43.99 found cheaper on Gearbest for $22.29 • user makes a video review of his Redmi 3 • user reviews some lovely Xiaomi headphones • Anons upset the wedding cart youtu.be/7uz-3AH619A

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aliexpress.com/item/chinkpack/32568911012.html
aliexpress.com/item/l/32461210862.html
gearbest.com/fishing-tools-and-accessories/pp_360505.html
aliexpress.com/item/Mpow-Wolverine-Bluetooth-4-1-Wireless-Sports-Headphones-In-ear-Running-Stereo-Earbuds-Headsets-with-Mic/32550420771.html
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Did the guy with the RayBans ordered through WhatsApp return?

Also, anyone else having the 'missing calls while in standby mode' bug on their RN3Pro? I might be getting annoying, but please bare with with me, gais

questions;

Can I get some photos of that $16.50 backpack on a person?
Any cheap video cameras suitable for entry-level youtube.

Flash a different ROM and stop spamming this shit you insufferable autist.

There's a photo of one strapped to a chinklet in the reviews for the one I got:

aliexpress.com/item/chinkpack/32568911012.html

>tfw half the last thread was people buying or contemplating buying some backpack you're shilling and it still doesn't make the /csg/ news

woah dude, de ja vu

So, redmi 3 pro or redmi note 3 pro with 2gb ram? The note is only 9 euro more than the regular redmi 3 pro. The 32/3 gb version of the note is like 60 euro more, and I'm not sure if it's worth it to me to spend that much more if the cheaper version function well enough.

how much are you paying for you chink slave?


I pay mine $4/hr

Yicam, whatever popular webcam on alie, or maybe your smartphones camera.

Bought these lenses for my Nexus 5:
aliexpress.com/item/l/32461210862.html

Came with three lenses (fish eye, wide, macro), clip, baggie, and a shitty phone stand (which I presume was a "gift" or whatever). Picrelated is the fish eye lens.

Pretty gud for 2$.

Note 3 Pro unless you prefer smaller over faster with better camera.

If you're paying him then he's not a slave, user.

Also can someone please review the H22 3D quadcopter, with particular reference to a) if the controls are precise enough to use it indoors and b) whether it is durable enough to let my spastic children play with it.

Less shitty pic:

>paying slaves
Only a riceball and a boiled egg for mine.

Seems fun. Also kinda useless (apparently wrecks the image entirely on the side, doesnt look like you can photograph much extra...)

>If you're paying him then he's not a slave, user.
Not really, you can keep slaves in many ways.

sorry senpai, i was asleep for most of the last thread
mustve missed that

i tried

>Pretty gud for 2$

Surely you jest.

If you're paying him then he's a wagecuck, not a slave. Not receiving financial remuneration is pretty intrinsic to the concept of slavery.

>that chromatic aberration

is the 2gb ram enough on the note 3 pro? The size and screen resolution don't really matter that much to me, since my eyes are pretty shit anyway. But I'm not sure how well the sd616 on the regular redmi holds up. Like, I don't know what it could handle and what it can't.

It's nothing remotely professional, but it sure is wide as hell, even with all the distortion.

I needed a cheap lens, I got a cheap lens. Can't complain.

I still wanna know where the Mitu smut is.
My dick tells me it MUST exist.

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That Mi Max looks monstrous. I'm definitely thinking about buying one, depending on my financial situation when it's available.

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anyone who has some tips of lenses with optical zoom?

wanna take some close wild animal phone pics from far away without scaring away the faggots.

its not a monster on the inside, only a snapdragon 650 lel

Where would I put this info, under which section? Notable Brands -> Headphones?

Just ordered the AT-BT805. The ear cups look quite comfy. Will take a short review for porn-suitability. Wish me a fast shipping. :3

Assuming it's you who does the OP for most of the /csg/ threads, thank you for your contribution to making this one of the comfiest threads on this board.

Oh boy!

Yea, 2gb are fine unless you run half a dozen of the shittiest social network apps plus a game or such. Most apps require well under 100 MB RAM.

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Thermal pads, (micro)SD cases and cheapest ultraFIRE 14500 batteries.

>I needed a cheap lens
I find that hard to believe.

*TrustFIRE

That case is most interesting item.

Likewise the SD616 is easily fast enough, haven't found too many problems yet even on a chipset half as fast.

Good luck with that on a smartphone...

I have the case too, it's really fucking neat.

>cheapest chinese batteries
It's like you want to burn your house to the ground.

My charger on my old asus tf101 died.
Cheapest replacement chargers are "from china".
How much can I trust those?

(fuck you asus for abandoning usb 5v standard output)

not me
i just made this one cause nobody else was doing SHIT

Alright, I "wanted" a lens and cheap ones were the perfect option.

Hmm, I'm still leaning towards the regula redmi because it's a bit smaller. Is there anything the 616 just can't handle that the 650 can? I might try some emulators down the line, maybe order one of those 1$ ccardboard vr things for shits and giggles.

Is this a meme or some shit

Usually not a problem if its for your netbook.

For 5v USB I'd suggest not getting the crappiest one, despite them usually working somehow they can be dangerous...

well the tablet needs a 15v one.
cable is hardwired to the charger.

yo, fishing user

>gearbest.com/fishing-tools-and-accessories/pp_360505.html

ever bought anything like this?

You know what, csg, I sit here under my tent (outside) and it's hot as fuck.

I only came out cuz my fan by my TP just stalled on me and I really needed to read.

But lo and behold it's still stiflingly hot. I'm gonna blue pill on the xi fan, thnx csg

Most VR stuff is no problem. Video & Games and things like that...

Dunno about emulators of the PS2 era and later, maybe there are some differences there, but before should be fine.

Dear friends :)
It seems that received package? it say headphones

Probably a dildo that rams your ass to the sound of "jingle bells".

I have one of those, it's nice, but I don't feel comfortable using it any month over than december.

>vr
Doesn't the Redmi 3 have a 720p screen? You'll see every single pixel on that.

I'm not going to emulate past ps1 anyway, since I've got the consoles I want from that point on. So the redmi 3 pro is a solid device for video and even mobile games, insofar I'll ever touch those. Just want to keep my options open.

Also, any chance there's going to be a stock android or cyanogen rom for the 616? I'll probably stick with MIUI global rom to start with, but who knows I might get bored of it in a year or so.

I ordered like 7 things from gearbest and the package said that it was a gift with a 1.8kg headphones.

ez no customs or taxes.

let us see dear friend :)
seeing package look like "Mpow Wolverine Bluetooth Headphones"

let us see further inside, friends .

>let us see further inside, friends .
You took that picture 40 minutes ago. Get to the end of it already.

You suck at this.

Anyone from the UK bought the Xiaomi Redmeme Pro 3 yet?

Just want to know what website you used and how fast it was.

>I've read the Wiki

ended up buying this cuz it looks cool and I always have my phone on me

Fishing user here, No I can't say as I have ever used something like that. Seems like an interesting machine though, could be fun to play with but I wouldn't make something like that part of my regular tackle, it seems to miss the point of it all a little.

Also I imagine it'd be of more use in a pond or lake than river or sea fishing.

I'll probably just watch vr porn on one of those 2 dollar carboard things for like ten minutes before growing bored of it. Besides, it seems kind of silly to me to get the note 3 pro purely for the vr gimmick, since the redmi 3 pro can handle other stuff just fine acording the other user.

what were the contents? Curious

Four battery cycles from my RN3P. Pretty, pretty, prettyyy good.

>Connect my redmi note 3 pro vi usb with a computer
>File explorer can't dettect it
>The Xiaomi pc suite or whatever it's called sees it
>Can only transfer files through this shitty app

How do I solve this? I remember acerssing my phone just fine few days ago

You have a point, this isn't really for game and I doubt it has proper range for the sea.

just didn't expect to see this on GB, to be honest

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Change to a cable with both data and charging pins

Alright, so it contains
>micro USB charging cable (pretty short, but whatever)
>a bunch of ear tips
>different sized ear stabilizers - 3 pairs for regular indoor use, 3 pairs for sport use
>instructions
So as the kind user pointed out (), I've already opened the package and I've been listening to them as I'm typing this.

They don't feel chink at all, but they don't feel like $60 headphones either. It's more than good enough for $18 or so.

The sound quality is obviously not as good as the Xiaomi Piston 3 (which are the only chink earphones I can compare to), seeing as they the Wolverine are wireless, but it's good enough, especially if it's just for biking or running, which is what I'll be using them for.
I tried different equalizer presets in AudioFX on CyanogenMod 13, and the Hip Hop seems to be the best one.

Setting them up was really painless, and the instructions were actually in decent english. The voice that tells "paired, pairing, powering off, powering on etc" is clear enough to understand without issues.

So far they've been pretty comfortable, but I intend to use them for running with my smartwatch, so I don't have to carry my phone with me, and I've yet to try that.

So far it seems like an item I'd recommend, but that's only based on ~30 minutes of use. They're supposed to last 8 hours, which other reviews said are pretty realistic, but I haven't found a way to check the battery on it. Maybe I'm just stupid.

let me have my fun, user

also the fucking pc suite can't transfer files properly, it gets stuck at 33/4 files or some bullshit like that

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Many Xiaomi phones got a Cyanogen or AOSP derivative ROM. IDK how it is / will be for the 616, though.

Personally I am still on MIUI after years. It may be bloated, but is very useful to me.

cool, you live in the EU?

If so, not sure if the gift tactic will work. But still tight of GB to do this

Use a data cable. And presumably MTP mode on the phone.

fug, making decisions is hard.

Out of curiosity, which xiaomi do you use, sempai?

Requesting the user who bought all the Xiaomi products to set up a photo of himself as an homage to Macfag Meme Dude.

I've got a parcel coming via DHL with a tablet in it.

I've got a bad feeling I'm going to be raped by customs.

Close up of the interesting parts.
The ear stabilizers do not get in the way. I was worried they would. They're removable anyway, in case one doesn't find them uncomfortable.

Yes, my greasy hands grease up everything.

Here's where I bought them from:
aliexpress.com/item/Mpow-Wolverine-Bluetooth-4-1-Wireless-Sports-Headphones-In-ear-Running-Stereo-Earbuds-Headsets-with-Mic/32550420771.html

Why do you have such stubby fingernails?

Just doing a Gearbest order - is shipping insurance a meme? It's only £1.20 but I don't want to spend £1.20 on nothing

Beats me. I dislike having long fingernails.

>every thread

Just buy em off iOffer already.

Not everybody on this website is trying to transition.

Imagine your shipment never arrives. It was stolen by a crafty Chinaman/lost overboard/destroyed in a massive fireball explosion that decimates a quarter of a Chinese city.

With insurance:
>oh no dat is very unfortunate I send anotha!

Without insurance:
>haha stupid foreigner go fuck yourself!

>responding to obvious bait
kill youre'r selfes

It helps should things get lost.

>decide to buy a quality item from an american store
>purchased from them before, everything was excellent
>ready to order, fill out delivery information again
>"we don't ship to your country"
>well, that sucks
>bust out my good old mail-forwarding address
>they don't ship to mail forwarders

fuck you, burgers, i knew the chinks were the superior businessmen

What's the deal with Chink shipping? X means still hasn't arrived.
I feel like I buy too many gifts.

Thanks lads. Going to make the investment

Currently a Redmi 1S.

What you buying?

It is the usual postal union stuff, isn't it? Can be useful but it tends to be some work to file a claim and AFAIK you need to inspect the package right when it arrives...

So i have waited 64 days since shipment. Should i ask for a refund or wait a little more?

Sorry, but I'm waiting specifically for that guy

he promised he'd return

For a common air mail shipment? Refund, probably.

Actually it's more like

With insurance:
>oh no dat is very unfortunate I send anotha!

Without insurance:
>haha stupid foreigne- oh wait you got paypal to refund you, fuck you jewish foreigner don't ever talk to me or my one son again

Some hopefully good meme stuff:

> KZ ATE-S
> Xiaomi XL mousepad
> 64GB shark

When (if) all this stuff arrives I'm really going to feel like a part of Sup Forums

>or my one son again
>one son

Topkek

KZ shipping is quite impressive

With the amount of KZ shilling that goes on in these threads they can probably afford to charter a whole plane to themselves at this point.

I also paid for a tracking number. Did I get memed on that?

Married user here, I don't even wear a wedding ring because I hate jewelry (my wife does tho)
But this one looks okay So what store on Ali was it?