/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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>News
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• user fell for the Xiaomeme and reviews the Xiaomi Headphones • user reviews a cheap wedding band • user's Xiaomi Hybrids somehow sound better when put in upside down • user bought cheap lenses for on his Nexus 5 • user shows off his purchases along with his most interesting item a Micro SD case to safely store his shark • user reviews a pair of "Mpow Wolverine Bluetooth Headphones" • Loot is home user has more loot to show off Chink cat approved • user wants to know what this paper says • Rock Zircons are pretty much almost sold out all over the place - this includes AliExpress and Gearbest Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/category/200003052/masturbators.html
s.aliexpress.com/Eny2u6FZ
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_289037.html?wid=3
gearbest.com/weight-lifting-clothes/pp_348349.html
youtu.be/7uz-3AH619A
youtube.com/watch?v=2lt29BWwTX4
aliexpress.com/item/sharkbag/2023596389.html
aliexpress.com/item/Taste-The-Lead-Friend/32588959374.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for chink fleshlights

Did anyone ever get their dried mangos?

>chink fleshlights
i want to know more

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Waiting on about 12 orders to arrive and about 5 more to be shipped lads

wonder no more

aliexpress.com/category/200003052/masturbators.html
no, but i got my tea

pls respond

Mitu's alright and dandy, but I miss Maki generals

If you bought from aliexpress, might.
If you bought from gearbest, no.
But don't worry, it's just USB 2 reader.

For what i remember they send it with the biggest capacity ones, so probably.
But they are USB 2.0

here

Fuck off with that cancer

I did bout a month ago, they're actually pretty good. Haven't died... yet

welp time to face the music and get myself a knock off cancerous chinese fake vagina

Look Maki user, you can make one but at least use the /csg/ related OC that has Maki on it.

Wouldn't matter, I'd only use the card on a hacked wii u and I only need the reader to format the card and put the exploit on it.
Thanks for answering.

this might be my first /chink/ purchase i think

So I bought pic related, an uv flashlight.
Which actually has real uv light, I didn't expect that.
I have a few more pics showing it in the dark.

3AAA Aluminium Invisible Blacklight Detection Ink Marker 21 LED UV Ultra Violet Mini Portable Flashlight Torch Light
s.aliexpress.com/Eny2u6FZ
(from AliExpress Android)

Summoning the audio autist to come and repost his comments on KZ ATE vs Piston 3 vs Rock Zircons because I've finally bothered to create an account to edit the wiki and someone asks the question in every fucking thread

So what will yield me the best profit on ebay?

Just putting it's light on a wall. It's more blue in real than on this picture.

usb cables

IPhone covers

I'm holding the light against my seiko, and the lume starts shining very brightly. Which indicates it's real uv light and not just some uv looking LED shit.

Can someone tell me why it's such a big difference in the prices when changing the color?

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_289037.html?wid=3

Careful how you aim that shit at your car. I've seen people tear paint off their cars with pressure washers. All it takes is for the water blast to hit a small chip in the paint or a deep scratch.

And another pic showing the safety strips on a 100€ note. It's works very well for 2.5€. Shipping was like ten days so pretty fast as well. I'm overall satisfied, sadly the silicone tips on my rock zircons are not glowing or else I would have made that picture...

Actually I don't know if it's harmful for the eyes or something, but I asume it's not. But you can never be careful enough with cheap chinky shit.

What purpose does a uv flashlight serve?

So kawaii

gearbest.com/weight-lifting-clothes/pp_348349.html

demand. They know they can charge more for the gold because it doesn't look like shit, and people would rather spend the extra $30 to not have an ugly af phone

I've never encountered that problem with a pressure washer, I normally use the coin op ones at a petrol station near me and it's runing a much higher pressure than the one pictured.

I don't know, I just bought it because I though it would be cool and it actually is. I'm just putting it's light against random stuff and test which are fluorescing.

No joke, aren't these things harmful for skin?
Like they can cause skin cancer? Maybe I'm wrong and it was something other.

I doubt that little thing is anywhere near what sunlight can do, but I suppose if you held it in one spot for many hours you might be able to get a little sunburn. I certainly wouldn't shine it in people's eyes or my own though.

I buy mine locally

I thinks it's wavelength is higher than the wavelength the sun emits or is used in those solariums. So it should cause no harm, still I don't really know as this flashlight was pretty cheap.

youtu.be/7uz-3AH619A

Reposting this for whoever is still undecided on the redmeme phones.

On that note, where can I pick up one of those xiaomi plushies with the red tracksuit?

That sure is cure, but:
>Only 2XL is on sale

Get the fuck out of this thread

Isn't chinese 2xl like regular s?

FastTech still has them in stock, the smaller world cup soccer Mitu plushes are still there too

General rule is two sizes down. So Chinese 2XL is a Roundeye L.

There are three types of UV radiation
UV a b and c
C is absorbed fully by ozone layer and B is mostly absorbed
It most likely a UVa lamp, so don't shine it on yourself but its probably not very powerful

>99999

fug

At least with taobao orders XL have been good for me.

Nice get, but no. There's a little chink shop near me that has them 7D mangos, cheaper to buy from them too.

You can check bills or checks for authenticity and check your clothes, bed walls or anything for semen stains and fungus (fungus glows in uv light)

What is the best place to buy a Nitecore D4 charger? just to avoid fake ones, if they exist.
I remember Fasttech got genuine ones. but I prefer other sites.

if i point it at your mum and she glows is it because of the semen or the fungus

What kind of search term and website should I use to get a whole bunch of pic related?
I've got a hankering.

it could be both, she could also be covered by shit or pee (also bright in UV light) brother

Got a redmi 3 from gearbest for my mother. I found installed a chinese botnet enabled rom. These fuckers edited the build.prop to a custom miui version to block autoupdates that will allow an easy flash.
Had to hardflash the new rom in. These fuckers.

Really I'm gonna take a piss and light at it now

Any good chink mechanical pencils?

You shouldn't need a UV light to tell when your mother is covered in shit though unless she's Indian, and if she is Indian you can take a pretty educated guess at the answer without even needing to see her, much less shine a UV torch on her.

>my mother
be sure to shine a UV torch on her to check whether she's covered in bodily fluids

I doubt they install that on there, more likely their supplier does it.

Do any of these work with iPhones?

Yeah a lot of shit glows under black light, that shit is used in raves and a lot of other normies party activities. Pic related

Is Chinese botnet possible on the Windows tablets?

Send help it's disgusting...

Windows is already a chink botnet user, just embrace it

>normie party activities
>posts pic of a fucking emperor scorpion
What do you think normies do at their parties, user?

I ordered the redmi 3 the 23 of april, the last time the file was modified was 26 of april. It's them that modified the rom

>he doesn't battle giant scorpions in the DeathDome with his normie buddies

Nothing but shut-in weebs here

Clean your fucking bathroom m8, at least now you have a way of telling how dirty your bathroom is

Ignorance is (was) bliss, I guess.

Try it on this

Got my swisskey

What's the app to use with the OG Miiband for setting message notifications?

these are so neat, saw it in this video

youtube.com/watch?v=2lt29BWwTX4

Is the Xiaomi Bluetooth controller any good?

nvm I'm stupid, from the pic I thought it was video related

aliexpress.com/item/sharkbag/2023596389.html

Hot or not?

pass it in your cumrag

Where can I get an expandable baton like pic related? If I live in a cuck country (Canada), what are the chances it would even arrive?

It's my old toilet, the new bathroom is finished since half a year. I just don't have the time to remove it right now, but I probably will till Christmas. It looks pretty clean so I don't really bother. The wooden walls are fucking bullshit as well, I probably remove the room completely to get a bigger hallway.

Why would you want such a thing?

Do you live in a 1980s movie?

I want to be JC Denton isn't that reason enough?

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Is it possible to build a good drone for very little money shopping every piece on Gearbest/Ali/whatever?

>not investing in a dehydrator
>not making your own dried mango, apple, pear, pineapple and fruit roll ups

Someone give me a link to a cheap network adapter, preferably USB

I've had similar for some years. It has come handy, but I've also managed to accidentally scratch things with the knife when using the Philips head

In a recent thread one user posted about buying an entire kit for $30 off ebay.

How was it so cheap?

That's actually not a bad idea, are there any chink fruit dehydrators out there?

The parts were auctioned seperately by a chink seller and nobody's bidding, he hasn't posted about it again yet

Get a very rigid telescoping selfie stick.

What color should I get? I like the grey.

I'm currently in the process of building one.
You just need the following parts:
>A frame (A starting frame should probably be around 250mm) $5 to $15
>Four brushless motors (High kv aprox 2300kv ones are cheaper but lack torque) $15 to $25
>Four props (two blade is better, three is possible if lower kv motors are used, cheap as shit for plastic ones, carbon gets a tad more expensive) 1 to 5$
>Four ESCs (with a 5v regulator if possible) 8 to 20$
>A controller (Naze32 or CC3D) 4 to 8$
>A battery (Check whether your motors support the amount of cells) 10 to 20$
>Transmitter and receiver (Turnigy and Fly Sky spring to mind) 30$
>Lipo Balance Charger (Turnigy has a pretty decent one, watch out for shitty fakes) 20$
>Misc shit like wires, connectors and straps around 3$

I'm still here anons, all of them auctioned items were sent but my camera gimbal was "returned from the post office to the sender"

The low price was partially because I already had some stuff laying about.
Starting from scratch gets a tad more expensive due to the rather expensive receiver and charger.
See:

You cant go wrong with brown, but grey looks nice.

yah i got the same color a year ago

still holds up well, 4/5 lost the buttons to it though

Why do flashlights still cost >$30+?
At least the brands from the wiki do.

aliexpress.com/item/Taste-The-Lead-Friend/32588959374.html

thanks for the input guys. I'm going to get it off amazon as it is the same price and will come within a week which is nice.

Can someone suggest a good chink controller? I'm looking for something that will work like a 360 controller does on a PC.