Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>News • Mi Band 2 expected to launch some time in June. More leaked images. • user reviews a backpack bought off AliExpress • user's order of guitar picks came with a free Chink bracelet • user reviews a Xiaomi gamepad causes another user to have a startling realization • user buys fake sneakers, receives two when he ordered one and they're in the wrong size • user gives a quick review of his JJRC H22 update for his update since I own a similar quad from JJRC, the light is on because it is charging, it will go off once the battery is full. • user fell for the Xiaomeme and reviews the Xiaomi Headphones • user reviews a cheap wedding band • user's Xiaomi Hybrids somehow sound better when put in upside down • user bought cheap lenses for on his Nexus 5 • user shows off his purchases along with his most interesting item a Micro SD case to safely store his shark • user reviews a pair of "Mpow Wolverine Bluetooth Headphones" • Loot is home user has more loot to show off Chink cat approved • user wants to know what this paper says • Rock Zircons are pretty much almost sold out all over the place - this includes AliExpress and Gearbest Previous thread
Mitu's alright and dandy, but I miss Maki generals
Levi Perez
If you bought from aliexpress, might. If you bought from gearbest, no. But don't worry, it's just USB 2 reader.
Grayson Stewart
For what i remember they send it with the biggest capacity ones, so probably. But they are USB 2.0
Benjamin Perry
here
Alexander Parker
Fuck off with that cancer
Kevin Sanchez
I did bout a month ago, they're actually pretty good. Haven't died... yet
Lincoln Cox
welp time to face the music and get myself a knock off cancerous chinese fake vagina
Lincoln Adams
Look Maki user, you can make one but at least use the /csg/ related OC that has Maki on it.
Kayden Morgan
Wouldn't matter, I'd only use the card on a hacked wii u and I only need the reader to format the card and put the exploit on it. Thanks for answering.
Camden Stewart
this might be my first /chink/ purchase i think
Ian Martinez
So I bought pic related, an uv flashlight. Which actually has real uv light, I didn't expect that. I have a few more pics showing it in the dark.
Summoning the audio autist to come and repost his comments on KZ ATE vs Piston 3 vs Rock Zircons because I've finally bothered to create an account to edit the wiki and someone asks the question in every fucking thread
Joshua Lewis
So what will yield me the best profit on ebay?
Andrew King
Just putting it's light on a wall. It's more blue in real than on this picture.
Carson Reyes
usb cables
Jonathan White
IPhone covers
Christian Carter
I'm holding the light against my seiko, and the lume starts shining very brightly. Which indicates it's real uv light and not just some uv looking LED shit.
Parker Kelly
Can someone tell me why it's such a big difference in the prices when changing the color?
Careful how you aim that shit at your car. I've seen people tear paint off their cars with pressure washers. All it takes is for the water blast to hit a small chip in the paint or a deep scratch.
Levi Morales
And another pic showing the safety strips on a 100€ note. It's works very well for 2.5€. Shipping was like ten days so pretty fast as well. I'm overall satisfied, sadly the silicone tips on my rock zircons are not glowing or else I would have made that picture...
Actually I don't know if it's harmful for the eyes or something, but I asume it's not. But you can never be careful enough with cheap chinky shit.
demand. They know they can charge more for the gold because it doesn't look like shit, and people would rather spend the extra $30 to not have an ugly af phone
Noah Brooks
I've never encountered that problem with a pressure washer, I normally use the coin op ones at a petrol station near me and it's runing a much higher pressure than the one pictured.
Justin Perry
I don't know, I just bought it because I though it would be cool and it actually is. I'm just putting it's light against random stuff and test which are fluorescing.
Carson Howard
No joke, aren't these things harmful for skin? Like they can cause skin cancer? Maybe I'm wrong and it was something other.
Jason Thomas
I doubt that little thing is anywhere near what sunlight can do, but I suppose if you held it in one spot for many hours you might be able to get a little sunburn. I certainly wouldn't shine it in people's eyes or my own though.
Michael Green
I buy mine locally
Jaxon Ortiz
I thinks it's wavelength is higher than the wavelength the sun emits or is used in those solariums. So it should cause no harm, still I don't really know as this flashlight was pretty cheap.
Reposting this for whoever is still undecided on the redmeme phones.
On that note, where can I pick up one of those xiaomi plushies with the red tracksuit?
Wyatt Martin
That sure is cure, but: >Only 2XL is on sale
Gavin Green
Get the fuck out of this thread
Thomas Davis
Isn't chinese 2xl like regular s?
Josiah Richardson
FastTech still has them in stock, the smaller world cup soccer Mitu plushes are still there too
Jeremiah Peterson
General rule is two sizes down. So Chinese 2XL is a Roundeye L.
Chase Walker
There are three types of UV radiation UV a b and c C is absorbed fully by ozone layer and B is mostly absorbed It most likely a UVa lamp, so don't shine it on yourself but its probably not very powerful
Cameron Adams
>99999
fug
Landon Stewart
At least with taobao orders XL have been good for me.
Jack Jackson
Nice get, but no. There's a little chink shop near me that has them 7D mangos, cheaper to buy from them too.
Luis Hughes
You can check bills or checks for authenticity and check your clothes, bed walls or anything for semen stains and fungus (fungus glows in uv light)
Daniel Perez
What is the best place to buy a Nitecore D4 charger? just to avoid fake ones, if they exist. I remember Fasttech got genuine ones. but I prefer other sites.
Chase Phillips
if i point it at your mum and she glows is it because of the semen or the fungus
Jose King
What kind of search term and website should I use to get a whole bunch of pic related? I've got a hankering.
Jason Williams
it could be both, she could also be covered by shit or pee (also bright in UV light) brother
Hudson Ross
Got a redmi 3 from gearbest for my mother. I found installed a chinese botnet enabled rom. These fuckers edited the build.prop to a custom miui version to block autoupdates that will allow an easy flash. Had to hardflash the new rom in. These fuckers.
Jose Sanders
Really I'm gonna take a piss and light at it now
Elijah Flores
Any good chink mechanical pencils?
Evan Davis
You shouldn't need a UV light to tell when your mother is covered in shit though unless she's Indian, and if she is Indian you can take a pretty educated guess at the answer without even needing to see her, much less shine a UV torch on her.
Ian Brooks
>my mother be sure to shine a UV torch on her to check whether she's covered in bodily fluids
Cooper Allen
I doubt they install that on there, more likely their supplier does it.
Hudson Torres
Do any of these work with iPhones?
Jace Anderson
Yeah a lot of shit glows under black light, that shit is used in raves and a lot of other normies party activities. Pic related
Justin Parker
Is Chinese botnet possible on the Windows tablets?
Ryder Williams
Send help it's disgusting...
Aaron Cruz
Windows is already a chink botnet user, just embrace it
Lucas Fisher
>normie party activities >posts pic of a fucking emperor scorpion What do you think normies do at their parties, user?
Oliver Moore
I ordered the redmi 3 the 23 of april, the last time the file was modified was 26 of april. It's them that modified the rom
Ian Foster
>he doesn't battle giant scorpions in the DeathDome with his normie buddies
Nothing but shut-in weebs here
Cooper Watson
Clean your fucking bathroom m8, at least now you have a way of telling how dirty your bathroom is
Joseph Price
Ignorance is (was) bliss, I guess.
Jayden Roberts
Try it on this
Lincoln Thompson
Got my swisskey
Jaxon Anderson
What's the app to use with the OG Miiband for setting message notifications?
Where can I get an expandable baton like pic related? If I live in a cuck country (Canada), what are the chances it would even arrive?
Jason Howard
It's my old toilet, the new bathroom is finished since half a year. I just don't have the time to remove it right now, but I probably will till Christmas. It looks pretty clean so I don't really bother. The wooden walls are fucking bullshit as well, I probably remove the room completely to get a bigger hallway.
Jacob Brown
Why would you want such a thing?
Do you live in a 1980s movie?
Ian Kelly
I want to be JC Denton isn't that reason enough?
Jacob Lewis
...
Gavin Moore
Is it possible to build a good drone for very little money shopping every piece on Gearbest/Ali/whatever?
Lincoln Davis
>not investing in a dehydrator >not making your own dried mango, apple, pear, pineapple and fruit roll ups
Aiden Morales
Someone give me a link to a cheap network adapter, preferably USB
Ryan Rodriguez
I've had similar for some years. It has come handy, but I've also managed to accidentally scratch things with the knife when using the Philips head
Easton Garcia
In a recent thread one user posted about buying an entire kit for $30 off ebay.
William Cox
How was it so cheap?
Lucas Ortiz
That's actually not a bad idea, are there any chink fruit dehydrators out there?
Jordan Myers
The parts were auctioned seperately by a chink seller and nobody's bidding, he hasn't posted about it again yet
Anthony Cruz
Get a very rigid telescoping selfie stick.
Nolan Moore
What color should I get? I like the grey.
Isaac Ross
I'm currently in the process of building one. You just need the following parts: >A frame (A starting frame should probably be around 250mm) $5 to $15 >Four brushless motors (High kv aprox 2300kv ones are cheaper but lack torque) $15 to $25 >Four props (two blade is better, three is possible if lower kv motors are used, cheap as shit for plastic ones, carbon gets a tad more expensive) 1 to 5$ >Four ESCs (with a 5v regulator if possible) 8 to 20$ >A controller (Naze32 or CC3D) 4 to 8$ >A battery (Check whether your motors support the amount of cells) 10 to 20$ >Transmitter and receiver (Turnigy and Fly Sky spring to mind) 30$ >Lipo Balance Charger (Turnigy has a pretty decent one, watch out for shitty fakes) 20$ >Misc shit like wires, connectors and straps around 3$
Tyler Morris
I'm still here anons, all of them auctioned items were sent but my camera gimbal was "returned from the post office to the sender"
The low price was partially because I already had some stuff laying about. Starting from scratch gets a tad more expensive due to the rather expensive receiver and charger. See:
Chase Bailey
You cant go wrong with brown, but grey looks nice.
Leo Torres
yah i got the same color a year ago
still holds up well, 4/5 lost the buttons to it though
Jack Myers
Why do flashlights still cost >$30+? At least the brands from the wiki do.