Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

>be me
>make 6 figures annually after taxes
>still a virgin

jdimsa

>tfw no waifu

don't you have a long pillow which has a printed cartoon girl on it

Pay some high end whore.

Unless youre some kinda Catholic and you want to make your first pussy "special". Go ahead then look for one.

gfs come and go, but your PC will be there for you

remember that

tfw I want a crappy or regular job, but I spend time thinking I'm not worth it instead of applying and learning.

Catholic, dont want to fuck a hooker and want a girl that will be there for me and not my money, so im fucked tbfh

>gfs come and go, but your gun will be there for you
ftfy

what happens when u speak to a girl?

...

most of the time my spaghetti falls out and they lose interest, im not a bad guy im just fucking stupid

what happens when you love a girl?

reset your previous statistics, they are opinionated

Go to a dating website and aim for older women.

i don't care about girls, I just want a friend, a neckbeard is good enough.

thats what im thinking of doing really, i just want a "mommy" type that will love me and care for me when im ill

Delete this, I didn't even think about that yet today until I saw this thread

>be desktop thread faggot
>mad mods stopped the circle jerk
>shit up the rest of Sup Forums with increasingly retarded threads

(you)

Lol girls don't like that sentimental BS they want a man. Fuck a hooker get it out of your system get comfortable around girls in a sexual way then look for a real girl that isn't into your money... Good luck with that though.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>/facebook/

>tfw fucked my wife last night and this morning

That's easy if you play online multiplayer video games. Unfortunately, I don't think you can find friends on IRC or other chat websites anymore.

This is only meaningful if your wife is actually attractive.

just be yourself bro