Could it be...?

Oh shit what is FedEx doing outside of my house? Could it be for ME?

Nvidia? What could it be?

>Damaged Packaging
Thank FEDx

Is it a Russian mail order bride?

Nvidia and SNSV?

N S A
S
A

approximate cost in us dollars?

It's been shipped from the Republic of Gamers. Where is that located?

10/10 would pay top Ruble for her

What...? What is this?

what the fuck???

Is it a dragon-dildo shaped 1080?

$10,000/yr

It's a waste of time and money.

garbage

not a bad deal really, I'll have to sleep on it

DRAGON
DILDOS
A CASE OF DRAGON DILDOS

You didn't fall for any memes, did you?

Well it seems to be a 34 inch Ultra Wide Curved Monitor with GSync.

>gaming monitor
>gaming monitor
>gaming monitor

Imma have a seizure

>he fell for the meme

Jesus christ it's huge.

grow up

>being a manchild

>ultrawide
>curved
>gaming monitor

You fell for all of the memes.
Congratulations.

That stand is atrocious.

Seek help.

>Gaming monitor
>Ultra Wide
>Curved
>GSync

Wow, you can actually see the emptiness through his eyes.

I can't see it at all. I have my screen all the way down.

:^)

>that stand

>SNSV
Fucking kek

>all my time is devoted to not doing what I want and now I can't pursue my hopes and dreams because I fucked up
>let me shill on Facebook about how superior I am and how most men aren't men
>that makes me more mature!

I lol'd. Is it really hard to balance raising a family and still pursuing personal interests? No, no it is not.

>Man
>Sits with legs crossed

What's the purpose of g-sync on 60hz? Thought it was for 144hz monitors.

Smooths out the picture if you get frame drops. Better for high refresh rates since it demands more power but works fine for lower ones too if you're running at a high resolution or something.

Is that a fucking jet fan or a stand?

It's got a turbine!

Kek'd

The first in a line of new Drone-TV's for maximum tech meme!

>What's the purpose of g-sync on 60hz?

That monitor is 100hz. Gsync is highly usefull even at 30hz.

>When men thought it was better to remain independent than making a commitment to another.

We don't want landwhales tho.

Apparently using tinder in Russia is epic win.

no dragon dildo?!?!?!?!?!

fuck that we DEMAND SHARPIE IN THE POOPER

>Hoverhanding your own god damn wife.

Maximum cuckoldry.

Projecting. There are many men. It's just this self-promoting "man" wants distinguishing. Better ones out there than this one; especially with a thought process witnessed with that pathetic Facebook speech.

>tfw i have a friend almost his age and neither him nor his decade long gf want anything with kids or marriage