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Always contact the seller or create a ticket with support to find out what's up.
• user reviews his torch batttery and charger
• MotoSpeed has a new model of mechanical keyboard, the CK108 its only difference with the CK104 are that it has more light modes and a palm rest.
• user bought a $25 mechanical keyboard off ToaBao • user got his Rock Zircons, loves them
• user buys a TS100 soldering iron • user gives his thoughts on the Jinhao 15 fountain pen • user runs into a scam on eBay • user's initial impressions of the Chuwi HiBook • user posts a image review of his new chink wristwatch bought off AliExpress • user got his dancepad • Xiaomi hints at VR with what I'm assuming will be called the Xiaomi IO twitter.com/xiaomi/status/732601776935829504

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goodsearch.com/gearbest/coupons
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PACKAGE
IT'S BEEN 3.5 WEEKS
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
WHERE IS IT YOU CHINKS

Sure, post nice pics pls

Learn to enjoy it.
I'm edging myself thinking about the bicycle rim straightening tools which are already in my country

>singpost

>• user got his dancepad
I have to say, I'm surprised with it. It works straight out of the box, I didn't have a single input that wasn't recognized, and it seems fairly solid (the seams on the edge and the materials are decent). Doesn't slip too much either, and I haven't used the adhesive pads included.
I bought it on a whim without knowing what to expect, and I'm very happy with it.
I'm sure it's not great for those pro DDR players, but for me and my friends who played DDR in arcades a few times, it will do a very decent job of animating our parties.

Oh and there was a CD in the package. It was a normal CDR with a 700Mb executable inside that my computer had trouble to read. I just threw that shit away, didn't need any drivers on Win 7 anyway, Stepmania recognized it immediately.
I'm also going to see if I can use it for regular games just as a fun challenge, like playing mario with it or some shit. I've been doing it with my Guiar Hero controller and it's really fun when you're drunk.

any decent mouse with a long 10ft+ cable?

>Quick! Post what's currently in your cart!

A cat shirt an a Huion tablet. Although I haven't been drawing enough to justify getting it, it still looks super nice because it's twice the size of my current one. Maybe I'll get it in October for my birthday.

Is anyone currently slapping a decent Sony sensor with stabilizer and PDAF on a ~$250 smartphone?

Thanks for all the effort, OP.

>Xiaomi hints at VR with what I'm assuming will be called the Xiaomi IO twitter.com/xiaomi/status/732601776935829504

lol no, they are just hyping up for google I/O 2016 convention tomorrow.

Xiaomi is probably gonna name their VR XTC RIVE or something.

Any mouse + 10 ft USB extender cable

...

this

What if they're the first chink company to strike a deal with Google to actually let them make a android box that actually can do netflix/youtube streaming in 1080p?

Trick is to order a bunch of shit over the span of a few weeks so each day you get a little present in the mail. Make sure when the gifts start coming you keep ordering gifts or the delight will stop.

But android is open sores so anyone can do that

you mean the nexus player.

Honestly, what do we here care if they struck a deal with google?

We are like 2.5+ years down the road from when chink media boxes were able to decode 1080p streams, and over 1 year since they were able to do this with H.265/HEVC which almost no one uses yet ...

What is the Nexus 6p made by HuaWei

>tfw addicted to chink lotto

Dont miss this, cant get a better knife at this price

gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_185413.html

Actually they can't.

digitaltrends.com/home-theater/why-android-and-other-devices-cant-stream-hd-netflix/

Looks like a decent price and I like this exact knife (have it on my desk and use it freuqently for various household things), but I figure it'll be around for like $7.5 for a while even after this deal is over.

How do the zircons compare to xiaomi pistons?

why the fuck do you people wanna buy knifes, are you niggers or something?

Is there a good chink version of a leatherman?

read wiki

That's apparently about Netflix not approving devices for HD streams.

Does not mean the Chinese devices can't do HD (which I thought this discussion was about, seeing how Youtube also was mentioned - which serves HD streams to anyone if you just request them).

The vast majority of Chink players from like $30 onwards can easily play regular 8bit h264 1080p, often even some 2k or 4k resolution.

And most above $60 do h.265 and 10bit h.264 in software at those resolutions, too.

Hey guys i am not sure if you are aware, but do you know that you can actually cut of few bucks of your chink buys by using promo codes?

goodsearch.com/gearbest/coupons

check audiobudget website and then click brands "mi" or "rock"

A knife is an extremely useful tool if you have a household? Lots of things need opening or otherwise to be cut, and scissors aren't always the best option.

use a kitchen knife?

I just bought this

fuck accidently my jacket deleting post number

Looks nice. Link? I can't tell what site that is.

This is good stuff. I am also about to buy a ganzo multitool

lol forgot
banggood.com/Ganzo-G302B-Multi-Pliers-Black-Camping-Tools-With-Locking-Function-p-973976.html

why the fuck cant the EU WAREHOUSE ship to Sweden?

Gangbanggood wtf?

Doesn't fold, so it's not as safe to put into random drawers across the house.

Also, most of the ones I have I'd not want to use for household tasks. They're nicely sharpened and often very thin. Great for vegetables, not so great for assorted tasks.

I've never actually questioned this, are automatic, folding, butterfly and hunting knifes sold freely in western Europe?
We have them all over the place in the east, you could buy them at bus stops.

>banggood.com/Ganzo-G302B-Multi-Pliers-Black-Camping-Tools-With-Locking-Function-p-973976.html

How much you paid? 42$? Same thing on gearbest costs 36$

gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_67303.html

Is there a huge list of all the chinese sites that accept paypal somewhere?

Looks more expensive than on other sites.

But from the two Ganzo multitoools that I had: They're not bad. Not that I use them, they made me realize I really just prefer swiss army knifes (genuine ones, none of the Chinese was good enough).

>Lots of things need opening or otherwise to be cut, and scissors aren't always the best option
Name me one common household cutting task for which either scissors or a standard kitchen knife are at a material disadvantage to your Authentic Call of Duty Styled Tactical Combat Knife

No usb host mode and only a detachable shark reader ? good luck with that senpai. Even with OpenWrt is pretty useless.

im fucking done with gaybest, worst costumer support ever. Their support employees are probably picked up at the local red light district.

I'm probably going to buy this and just wait out the 29 days.

aliexpress.com/store/product/2016-New-Original-DZAT-DF-10-In-Ear-Earphone-Wood-Headphones-Bass-HIFI-Fever-DIY-Wooded/1825606_32604737863.html

I hear china registered air is good, anyone had any experience?

I'm buying these headphones for open soundstage, and good sound signature,
and these were the cheapest (with decent shipping) that I could find anywhere

are there any better headphones? (open soundstage, for games, gound sound signature, for music)
as other anons said, wireless or 10 ft extender.

So can I just order a slut chink gf/fucktoy ?

Automatics are regulated in a lot of countries.

Automatic knifes aren't legal here. It's legislation passed mostly because of trouble with Eastern Europeans... heh.

Swords and halberds and everything big like that is still legal, uncool manually opening knifes are still legal (caveat, you generally need to have a reason to carry or display them if it's in public). But no daggers and no automatic knifes and no throwing stars.

That legislation is national though, not "western Europe" in general. Buuut it worked in terms of how many people got injured by such weapons.

Get 'em and give us the rundown when they arrive.

ok

>I hear china registered air is good, anyone had any experience
In my experience it's the same as any other "standard" delivery method, namely pick a random number between 14 and 42 and that's how long your parcel will take

Did you throw a baby temper tantrum because your $2 usb cable still hadn't arrived after 5 days?

>look up if mixza has some nice usb flashcards
>they have some based dinasaur eggs
>"omfg mixza you are the flash storage gods"

>USB 2.0

REEEEEEEEEEEE

anyone know some nice looking 3.0 flash drives? 128GB ofc.

shark + usb 3.0 sd reader.

STILL stuck in customs.

Just buy the 8gb of that and stick something else in it you tard

Is USB2. really too slow?

The entire 128GB would still transfer in like 55minutes, and it's not too typical that you'd have a full 128GB to transfer in most scenarios.

>post came
>its for my mum not for me
:^(

I know that it's not exactly chink but it might as well be, the earbuds are on amazon japan for 4000~ yen.

amazon.co.jp/CollectionAudio-カナル型-ヘッドホン-クラシック-DZAT-DF10/dp/B01CLED0PE?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

I have no idea how much that is, but I'll probably get it from amazon jap since it's a fair bit more reliable than random seller on a market place

ATTENTION TAOBAO BUYERS

Buying from Taobao makes you also pay a shipping cost after the package reaches their warehouse.

Mine came out to be 13 dollaroos... for a 5 dollar mechanical pencil. FML I probably am going to not pay and cut my losses. I only spent $15 on the site anyways.

>get mixza 128 microsd
>get usb3.0 microsd reader for like $5

problem solved

Mini M8S user here, I was the one posting 2 short reviews about it.

Not sure what happened, the box is constantly freezing. I can't watch a 2 hour movie without this shit crashing. It doesn't seem to be an overheating issue because it can freeze on the home screen, doing nothing.

I made an order change, the difference price became 30$ more.

The first support lady asked me to send money trough paypal balance to "[email protected]" but apperently this was wrong, she just made it up herself.

What I was gonna do is wait for an invoice in paypal and pay that.

So I then asked her to ask the financial guys to accept the paypal balance, then after 1 week she responded that they couldnt accept the payment, it is still "denied" and has always been denied because "it is not in USD" (It was literally exactly the same amount they demanded in £, an easy currency converter can look it up)

So I ask her to tell the financial guys to deny the transaction, she said "I respond in 24h", OK.

never got a response, chatted with one who was gonna contact a finance guy, "its fixed now sir, just wait 1-2 BUSINESS DAYS". I knew she was talking bullshit because I know that I would get the money back to my balance immediately.

She hanged up immedetly after writing that, contacted another support lady trough ticket and my experience was the same there, "wait 2-3 business days for us to fix this" and they never did and never heard back.

ITS SO HARD FOR THEM TO UNDERSTAND

THAT YOU JUST NEED TO LOGIN TO PAYPAL

CTRL + F THE TRANSACTION ID

AND PRESS "DENY TRANSACTION"

AND THIS EASY THING GETS SOLVED.

So I just gave up, I paid the invoice like a cuck and I just have to wait 30 days to get those money back because finance gearbest guys are retarded or support ladies just dont gaf.

but a ugly microsd reader is a not a based dinosaur egg.

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Talk me out of ordering this

I'm not going to.

Order it.

But also a question:

I have realy shit handwriting, like it's barely legible (can't get a sample rn, will post sample tomorrow), are there any good, nice pens?

Then deal with usb2.0 pussy, or email mixza and make a special request.

It seems pretty funky, you should get it

No pens really fix your handwriting, but in some cases finer points can make handwriting more legible to people.

For ball points parker, uniball, or more chink for fountain pens Jinhao or Baoer are probably good choices.

>he fell for the "buy from taobao, you cut the middlemen" meme

This is the main reason why I haven't ordered my Chinese Skittles candy or Bulgogi beef jerkies yet. I think they'll charge me per /kg. A lot.

I knew there had to be a catch with taobao.

fuck that, im gonna transfer big iso files with it, aint no time for 2.0

Shit I fell for the taobao meme. Guess i'm gonna find out in a few days how much my $20 keyboard really will cost :(

Get this instead.

gearbest.com/sweaters-cardigans/pp_251411.html

I underestimated how hard it is to sit and wait for Chinamemes to arrive. Been waiting less than a week and I'm just staring at my letterbox like a fucking idiot. And it's not even exciting stuff.

What can I buy to spy on my sister in the bath?

>buy 6 less than £3 items from 6 different chinks on eGay at the same time
>they take between 2-8 weeks to arrive

Enjoy the anxiety

Sexy underwear? For her and/or yourself?

A pair of balls?

I don't think they sell sudoku manuals user

Ganzo make good knives and multitools

are there any good cheap fine point pens, or should I just get them from the UK

>I made an order change
So really it's all your own fault.

Fountain pens... well, I am the guy (or rather, one of them) who likes the Jinhao 15.

I also think the Chinese mechanical pencils are okay.


For ball point and other pens, I think you can buy the Japanese like Uniball etc. cheaper in the UK directly (assuming that's where you live).

>I made an order change
>with chinks
>fail to follow instructions

You get that you pay for

gearbest.com/binoculars-and-telescopes/pp_340702.html
chinese invasion when?

Has anyone here received a obvious fake and disputed it on Paypal for counterfeit item?

I don't have the item but what if I get a fake?

Does everybody here just get partial refunds? Why not just destroy it and give proof to Paypal and refund.

>6.4 degrees angle of view, providing you with a large field of view

What kind of item did you buy?

I did it with ali and got chinked

Fake Piston 3. I know it's a fake because it's $3. I'll receive it and then compare it to a real Piston 3. I'll ask Paypal that it's counterfeit and then if I have to video the destruction. I'll cut the wires and get my full-refund.

Yeah one time off eBay, chink seller listed it as genuine and by the time it came he had taken the listing down and changed the title.
Actually first contacted the seller about it to ask what's up, ignored my messages.

Disputed it with eBay/Paypal, made it clear what fuckery went with him not responding and changing the title. You know what those cunts did? They actually sided with the seller, asking me to send it back to get a full refund when doing so would cost more than the shit I bought.

Messaged the seller again and now all of a sudden he responds (probably because he has too over the paypal dispute) and he agreed to give me a partial refund.

just bought this

ebay.com/itm/Ajazz-Geek-AK33-Backlit-USB-Wired-PC-Gaming-Mechanical-Keyboard-Black-Switch-Wh-/401080586007?hash=item5d62440f17:g:T5AAAOSwG-1W1SQT

i'm pretty skeptical because of the price, did I just get memed?

>cut cords
>call it counterfeit

This works?!

There's youtube vids of people shooting counterfeit items with a shotgun or whatever in order to provide proof to Paypal that it's counterfeit to receive full-refunds. I guess I can get lucky. I know how to repair earphones.

Welcome cs/g/ents
Hope all is well, sorry I could not get the upload in time yesterday but after editing and cutting its finally up! I decided to review the Chinese Knock-off iPhone clone IEM's as I stated before in these threads the quality of them are terrible and I would strongly advise investing another 2 bucks on a better product for personal use. But they are great for making an extra buck or two reselling them to other people after all the "apple products look good so I don't care about the quality" is a universal mindset.

Anyway here is the video
youtu.be/JE3D7ZlbWNA

Will be uploading 1-2 more today! If you have any feedback or requests feel free to leave a comment or just reply to this post.

Good shopping guys.

If you think you got memed then you definitely got chinked