Is this the most bloated piece of shit app ever to exist?

Is this the most bloated piece of shit app ever to exist?

It fucking crashes every 2 minutes even with my 4GB of RAM flagship phone and fails to notify me of matches/messages like 50% of the time.

i've never heard of anyone so thirsty that tinder's performance was an issue. you must be a truly pathetic fuck.

500+ match list now (needs a cull) works fine on my Redmi Note 3 Pro.

T. Rajesh, proud Tinder dev since 2014

Terry Davis built his own OS and you're worried about tinder? Lmao

Use Grindr.

Its seriously the most unreliable app, pretty much ask girls for an anlternative chat method as soon as possible.

When i can be bothered I'll drop tinder and move to another dating app

On my old phone running Android 4, it worked really well, hardly ever crashed.

On my current phone running Android 5, it's completely buggy and crashes after like five swipes.

I don't really mind, I just use it to have a perv while I'm taking a dump.

>complains about X
Stop using X. Problem solved.

>having matches

Get premium

Crashes are a free feature

I haven't used it in a while but it seems to work pretty good on friends nexus 6

>Spotify
>data and battery usage warning right out the ass

Do you even bloat?

>bloated piece of shit

sounds like you didn't get any matches huh tubby

~390 matches atm, but the problem is that tinder rarely notifies me about them until I open the app myself. Same thing with the tinder messages.

T. OP

And as always, OP is a faggot.

The more matches you have the more bloated it gets. Sitting on 1000 matches and it's a nightmare.

>tinder rarely notifies me about them
check your settings. unless you can point me to a bunch of reviews on the google play store complaining that notifications aren't working, it sounds like user error.

Nope, Facebook Messenger is. It's horrible, even to this day. They haven't been able to reduce the excessive CPU usage for years.

No, you're the most bloated piece of shit ever to exist.

>iphone
I'm talking about the android app.
Just go and check out the reviews in play store, everybody complaining about crashing and unreliable notifications. And yes, my settings are all right.

Ignorant fuck. Matches slow up out of the app very late, same with messages. Huge delay. 454 matches within a 11km radius here. App will always crash after 30 or so swipes on my galaxy note 3. Oh and I never message first

yeah, i read. that's why i asked you to
>point me to a bunch of reviews on the google play store

I don't know dude, maybe you need to get a better phone or something. or start unmatching people.

>Pradeep

...

>It's your lucky day, Ciaran!
>Today you get to impress a quite unattractive woman with flirting and personal compliments, just as a hundred other guys have done already since noon today
>Perhaps you'll even be lucky enough to get to ask me out on a date so you can pay for my expensive food at an expensive restaurant of my choosing so I can tell you in person about the size of my ex boyfriend's dick but why he's not a stable provider beta cuck as I hope you may be

haven't people found that iOS users are more likely to buy premium stuff like Tinder Plus (or whatever the upsell is called)?

given that, why would the engineers at tinder bother to invest their resources on the android platform when the iOS version is the one that actually makes them money?

i'm not disagreeing that the app is probably pretty shitty, but you're not a high priority for companies who make apps for both platforms.

That's because it constantly searches your system for any new personal info they can exploit.

lol holy fuck did you accidentally swipe right on Selma, Deirdre, and Catherine? or are you one of those people that just spams "like"?

I meet and bang them on the same day. I don't date em.

so you use tinder to pick up chubby girls? do you even need an app for that?

>Top kek

Seriously, these middle aged whores piss me off. Can't into marriage or can't even hold one.

Enjoy your AIDS.

being fat doesn't help

I didn't make fun of you, I just found the concept of some fat, ugly, old woman saying "It's your lucky day!" amusing.

Probably. I'm using Xprivacy to feed such apps with fake data and it renfomizes that data on request, so that's most likely why the CPU is working the way it does.

it randomizes*

I use flamite for chrome to auto click. I let the women filter and then I pick from what I get. Match and bang within hours.

Tinder and snapchat let's me get girls workout leaving the house m8

banging fat women, apparently.

it seems like you deal with a lot of noise. were you not getting matches when you used the app like a normal person of moderate attractiveness? i just checked and i have ~90 matches. never did the spammy swipe right thing. there are at least a dozen that i haven't spoken with at all. too many to keep up with.

you can use tinder however you want, but it's not surprising to me that you use it in a totally different way from the way they intended, and that the app sort of sucks when you do that.

i would rather go outside and meet attractive women than have sex with fatties. if they don't even care enough about themselves to be healthy, how can i possibly be expected to be attracted to them?

you've never used grindr if you think tinder is shit

thanks mike

You really have no better things to do than giving attention to fat old women?

Wtf m8. I set my distance to 11km which is where the nearest college is. I match with a girl chat them up quickly and get their snapchat. Send odd a topless selfie and make sure they do the same. Then arrange a meeting, whether it's banging them in my car or heading over to their campus dorm. That's it. I'm getting laid. I don't give a fuck what the app was built for or how it's "meant to be used".

No, you need a forklift

Oldest girl I've been with was 26. Fattest girl I've been with was not on tinder, I was drunk and she looked very very different in the morning. Keep hatin tho

>hating
it's pitying. we're pitying you.

Bahaha. Stay virgin wizard

you seem to think that the only options are having sex with fat chicks and never having sex. that explains the choice you've made, but i guarantee those aren't the only options out there.

you need more self esteem. but more than that, you need to stop projecting.

Back to you, Tom

>it's pitying. we're pitying you.
No, not really.

I'm 22 and I have a 36 years old "lady friend" i visit often.
She just likes to fuck and her husband is into watching it happen.

>>Fat chicks
Bwahah on user. Here's another oc of a woman you will never ever have in your Sup Forums approved dungeon.

>i would rather go outside and meet attractive women than have sex with fatties

Sure, but what you actually do is staying virgin rather than dating anyone you faggot

enjoy ur ban

stay salty virgin

Pfff so I'll turn off wifi and switch to 4g. Enjoy your virginity

I get out. I meet people. I don't know how or why to prove that to you.

What matters is that *you* would rather hook up with fatties on Tinder than go out and meet attractive people. I guess you should do whatever makes you happy, even if nothing describes "scraping the bottom of the barrel" more aptly.

>tinder

go outside and talk you socially inept retard nigger

>we're

Not the same guy. He was just some random user calling you out on your bullshit.

You can't talk shit about these girls unless you're fucking 8/10's or better, which I seriously doubt

Okay, then change "you" with "him". The post is equally valid.

most of these girls could stand to lose 20-40 pounds.

how low are american standards? are all the american women roughly this thick?

>people actually getting this worked up because of sex
Jesus Christ you guys are pathetic.
Is this really the only thing you have left in life?

You allege I fuck fatties. Yet i post oc that proves otherwise. Stay jelly

500 landwhales

>using tinder
It's like you're proud of being a loser...

Welcome to the human race

are you pointing out the absurdity of someone bitching about a hookup app being sluggish, or the rest of the thread, or the whole mess?

the first screenshot of the last ~8 people you've talked to and matched with consisted of 3 fatties. the rest were ambiguous. you also showed that you have 400+ matches.

i'm not convinced that your track record is generally attractive women if your most recent sample looks bad and your evidence refuting that claim might be from the half dozen fit women of 400 that you've matched with.

but this is all beside the point. for something as casual as hooking up, you seem so worked up about how optimized and efficient this app is. just delete some of the matches, or stop matching so indiscriminately so you have fewer fatties that you would (presumably) never fuck anyway).

The whole mess.

iOS almost always comes first and is developed in house. Android is usually built by third party contractors.

Baha you take this more seriously than I do m8. Tinder has only added to my sex life. It costs me nothing. Selective swiping takes ages. Going out to meet women can fail and you'll feel shit at the end of the night if you fail or settle for someone your going to regret in the morning. For instance due to tinder I can have tourists who arrive and want a bang and then leave the country with no one knowing. They pick me and chat first. I meet and we bang and then they delete me afterward. Your really obsessed with fatties. If they add me I don't chat them and if they write me I don't write back. It's as simple as that.

Also kek I've been banned. That worked way back in the day when phones didn't have multiple IP addresses and apps for proxies and tor

You really sound white knighty. Muhh standards. We can all agree we are on 4chin for a reason. And simply fucking some chubbies/fatties(whereeveer you draw the line) is alright. And i agree with you a chubby isnt something i wanna date. but for a fuck they are alright better than porn. And I can do stupid shit during sex since i wont see her again.


Now back to topic. Yes tinder app sucks. The notifications arent reliable and it crashes often. maybe match deleting should be a thing but it fucks with their algorithm. Imo they should just load the matches from the last 48 hours and the rest can be requested. There is no need too load all my matches, most I dont care about

And here I am with my 2 matches that never resonded to my message.

Main issue with showing old matches is that tinder removed the "last active" status. That means the girl may not even use the app anymore and your messages don't show if they are even read. No good reason for this, imagine if Facebook or what's app got rid of the "seen"

Maybe you should stop swiping right on so many landwhales. They clog up your ram

Have you tried being more attractive? Full disclosure I gym hard most days of the week. I'd be fucked without it

Sure you do buddy, sure you do

I guess that's one way. I'm a pretty handsome guy. Could stand to lose 15, but shit.... I really just don't care THAT much.

>has breasts == fat
Ebin meme bruh. Its like I'm on /s/

You have bad pictures or no bio text at all.

Sure you don't

>using gym as a verb
I'm gonna have to ask you to hand over your english language skills. Just say "lift" or "go to the gym" you fag.

How do think I got all those matches and oc nudes? Topless profiler

You should rawdog her and knock her up and force the husband to raise the kid.

Using a fake picture?

What do you have in ur bio?

Ah bless just got another Sup Forums ban for violating and evading a ban. Bless em

Anyway no I use my real pic ,why would I use a fake one when I actually go to meet them. Nothing special about my bio except for the topless selfie . Best of luck Sup Forumsents

4 Chan ban proof

My tinder bio reads "computer repair 10€/h". Making some nice money on the side.

No-one cares you got banned

>swipe right constantly because fuck filtering out whores
>have to restart the app every 5 minutes since its got Firefox tier memory leaks

Why would you stream music when 200gb microsd cards exist?

Banned 3 times in the last half hour. Trolling Admins is always fun

I'm ugly AF and even I got laid on Tinder. She wasn't fat or anything gross.

Sure you did

Dude I wanna do this. More advice?

>going on the Internet and telling lies