Humor thread

Humor thread.

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just werkz

What the hell I didn't read all the text but I am freaking laughing right now

That is creative.

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gonna need all of these

find where?

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God damn

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>kraut humour
kill yourself

Are you offended?

>// TODO: come up with a better name generating algorithm

topmost kek

No. Fuck off.

OK, Kid.

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>capitalizing all nouns
Die, kraut.

OK, Kid.

I don't even understand why we need 5 nvidia threads at the same time
It's just a fucking shitty GPU

Nvidia shills trying to convince themselves that they are going to buy something good, and AMD shills making fun of them.

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Timesink shit for turbo cs dropouts to make their hello world more pseudo complicated

>1599$ for a mp3 playero
Hola shit

Meanwhile I bought an iPod touch 5 dirt cheap when the 6 came out. It's about 1/7 the thickness of that shit and gets ok battery life at 1030 mAh.
>60ish hours of audio playback on battery saver
>64GB for $175

So, what's the deal for the price being so high?
There got to be some reason, and not some bullshit reason like with Coconut-audio

Is emacs any better?

possibly the worse generation of humans to ever roam the earth

Remember when they released a noise cancelling microSD?

I suck at Vim but as with all programs, once mastered its way better then anything else, people don't understand that, "just werkz" ain't what its about, its about top most productivity but it has a huge learning curve.

No, thats a Sony TV and camera and a Apple iPad, no Creative products here.

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The joke isn't that it requires a huge amount of bullshit to get some basic things to work in Vim (you can paste with ctrl+shift+v without going through .vimrc), it's about the fact that when you ask a simple and straightforward question on stacks, they always reply with whole wall of non-sense.

>(you can paste with ctrl+shift+v without going through .vimrc)

ctrl-shift-v depends on what terminal is used though; middle mouse click also pastes the mouse selection on x systems

>it's about the fact that when you ask a simple and straightforward question on stacks, they always reply with whole wall of non-sense.

it's not just that though, they usually go into every edge-case scenario and always mention the technically proper but practically worse methods of doing things, I'm sure if you ask a question about tar you'll get some answers that only work on ancient deprecated solaris builds of tar

I still struggle to wade through the massive explanations. It seems to be a common thing on Linux forums.

presumably it's because the person answering the question presumes the person who asked the question took the time to use google or read the documentation to rule out the simple explanations and goes with the longer more technical answer

that, or they just flaunt their knowledge by obscuring the answer in a wall of bullshit

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literally the only reason I learned how to use vi is because some appliances don't let you install just werkz editors like nano due to space constraints, and some server distro's don't have it by default and I don't want to bother installing a different editor
also visudo is a pain to change to nano

Surprisingly decent looking quality on the TV though