Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
• Chink Shit Gen PSA - Your order will (hopefully) arrive in your country in a minimum shipping time of two weeks but always expect at least four or more weeks due to customs etc, we (unfortunately) can't make your package get to you faster or process a shipment quicker.
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Ah well, I'll just install the google play store and use it as is until I get the bootloader unlocked. Doesn't seem like it's going to be much of problem, save for some stuff that's in chinese.
I'll get it from there, thanks was asking sice when you got your zsun
Gavin Clark
>deleted first post because of a typo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Samuel Roberts
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Adam Baker
Didn't get any answer previously so I'll try again:
Just felt for the chink mic meme etc... Can someone with the same setup tell me if I should expect delay/latency with it? I want to use it to record live in a DAW software (Ableton Live, Reaper, ...).
Oliver Cruz
Spreadsheetanon here. I wish I had the time to make illustrated reviews for each and every item I get. Thanks to my shitty wageslave life I barely still have anytime for myself to relax and shitpost on 4chins. Nonetheless I try my best and share my personal experience with chinky gadget and other trinkets. I'll review the rt-n56u I bought from ali for less than half of the regular price once I'll get back home from work.
Carter Barnes
How long does it take to get your package after sky56 says it arrived in your country? Its almost 2 weeks since mine said it was transfered to US customs
Wyatt Taylor
Take your time senpai, we are always for reviews and interesting stuff Would you mind uploading your sheets? Many anons here would appreciate it
Brayden Jones
>I'll review the rt-n56u why it's an anus router, there are a million reviews of that already review some of your more wacky and esoteric chink shit please
Gavin Powell
I'll let you know
ITALY, Arrived --18-May-2016 12:39 PM
ITALY, the transfer of customs-- 18-May-2016 04:19 PM
Benjamin Barnes
Hey Italianon, how much will it take to arrive in italy? mine shows pic related since may 10th
Evan Rogers
mine has been in customs since 27th of april here according to sky56. Im probably gonna ask for a refund from gaybest, apperently you get a full GB wallet refund if it dosent arrive in 25 business days.
John Walker
I don't have this setup but you shouldn't expect any latency
Grayson Foster
Please tell me I'm not the only one that is going to meme up their cyber-room with these types of bulbs Just ordered 2 of them like.. yesterday.
I remember that an user bought a bright flashlight and reviewed it here Anyone got an extremely bright flashlight?
Adam Cooper
Shipped on 5
Wyatt Green
\/---Q&A from GB---\/ >Is there any risk of using this lightbulb for more than 12 hours straight? >Hello Shahir, Thank you for your inquiry,please rest assured it is safe.Have a nice day.
Joke's on you. ^ proof that it is safe ^
Dominic Richardson
Depends what you mean by extremely. There are crazy ones that use 4 18650 batteries and a cluster of LEDs.
Landon Taylor
Sorry if this is repetitive but are Gearbest's piston 3s legit ?
not sure if this is quite the right thread but i thought id give chink a chance and got an hauwei honor 7 when i updated my contract. Ive had it 1 month and there are 2 small but growing blobs of discolouration on the screen right where the back button appears, eg an all black pic would have too light green blurs there. not fucking happy, should have gotten the LG i went in for but damn was the sales assistant pretty.
Elijah Brooks
Yes. Read the sticky
Juan Foster
yes but buy dual hybrids instead. they are better.
piston III is just a meme
Adam Diaz
Yes.
There's better iems tho
Levi Mitchell
So far there have been no reports of things bought on gearbest being fake.
>wanting muddy mids
Lucas Brooks
i have lots of flashlights. Brightest unmodded and not custom one should be the thorfire S70 i got from banggood. it is awesome.
Noah Lee
What do you mean?
Charles Young
How bright and what budget
The $5 or so ones tend to all be much of a muchness, which is to say they are extremely bright for any sort of normie purposes (even more so when paired up with an 18650 battery) and represent phenomenal value. Just pick the one that has the form-factor/looks which appeals to you most.
If you're after something bright enough for you to shine on the ISS as it passes overhead to dazzle its driver then you probably don't want to get a $5 torch from Ali
William Barnes
Can you recommend better one for similar price? These are 12 moosebucks right now
Josiah King
Buy one of the convoy lights. Check the flashlight wiki to see which LED bin is the brightest.
If you want a sore bright flash light that is super bright (like a spotlight), you could make a huge torch using a 100 watt LED you can buy on aliexpress or eBay.
Ryan Howard
I have piston 3s but the right bud stopped working after a fortnight and the cable/wire is fucked for no good reason, theres better shit out there user. Sound quality was nice though i will admit.
I had piston 3s before and the same thing happened but it was wax covering the air filter, I punched it and the sound was pristine again. Maybe there's your problem or maybe I have nasty ears.
James Thomas
>Lumen: 350 They'll be fine as long as you're a mole rat or something
Alexander Powell
Just when I bought Xiaomi amplifier shit I read this
Nathan Davis
guys, am i supposed to get like a picture of the package when ordering from gearbest? i have not received one lol
Another day, another empty mailbox. There's always tomorrow...
Cooper Jenkins
Did yours said what mine says too? When did it change to that?
Jace Gonzalez
Gearbest is shit. Don't be surprised if the tracking number takes a week to a month to activate. The only reason anyone uses them is because of the cakebux thing months ago.
Prior to that, everyone avoided them because they take forever to "process" your order. I've heard of over a month processing time. It's suspected that the item is out of stock but they dont want to lose a sale so they'll make you wait for shipping until they re-up, even though you've already paid.
They're getting better, but a week is typical, especially if you have multiple items.
Liam Baker
they shipped the stuff, though (at least they said so, in 2 different packages)
Joshua Edwards
Shit never changed, just added new lines.
It's probably a different Chinese courier
This is gaybeast free shipping with no tracking number paid for a pair of kz-ate-s by the way.
Jacob Anderson
Damn, my current phone still uses a large simcard, but the redmi 3 takes a smaller one. Am I going to have to go to the store to get a new simcard?
Also, can I take out that sim card/microsd tray while the phone is on, or do I have to power off each time?
Gavin Russell
Gaybeast can be cheaper than Aliexpress and you don't have to skim through shady sellers
Ayden Flores
Uh OK... mine is Italy Express (I got it for free with a bulky order) and I know it's supposed to arrive with Bartolini, but they gave me this chink tracking saying it would only take 7 days from CN to europe
David Lewis
Yeah, they buy the tracking numbers ahead of time. It hasn't shipped until its scanned in by the shipping company. Gearbest will slap the label on an empty box and take a picture so that you won't complain about the long processing time.
If you use goodboy points, sometimes it is cheaper. I like the random vendors on aliexpress, it feels like I'm connecting with the real stinky chinky population instead of a large company.
Owen Williams
You don't have to power off and going from bigger SIM card to smaller one is pretty simple, you just need to cut it smaller. There's special cutters that you can buy or get help with at any store that sells phones. Could probably also do it with scissors if you wanna risk it.
Bentley Rivera
ok, but i have not received this alleged picture
Lucas Lewis
Just ordered these. I should probably kill myself for ordering the Emoji pillow.
Anthony Howard
You can buy a sim card cutter, or get a new sim. You could cut it yourself with a pair of scissors if you gave steady hands.
Colton Howard
Why can't I buy a fucking lighter no matter which one on Ali ? I live in Belgium and we don't have any "get happier, surrender your lighter" bins in the streets.
Chase Gutierrez
Then your stuff hasn't shipped. Sometimes they won't even bother with a pic. I got an out of focus picture of the corner of a box for my picture.
Caleb Wood
Unless the Chinese all wear gundam suits or something that does not look like a genuine third hand to me
Jeremiah Watson
Just because you can buy one locally it doesn't mean you can import one.
> 7 days Well as you can see mine took 12 days after export so I wouldn't worry yet
Oliver Rivera
>toe socks Yeah, you probably should.
Alexander Lee
>It's suspected that the item is out of stock but they dont want to lose a sale so they'll make you wait for shipping until they re-up, even though you've already paid.
Can confirm it by me, bought a xiaomi powerbank that said it was "in stock, shipping 2 days later". It didnt ship with my other order, powerbank had a seperate shipment.
I asked why it didnt get shipped with the rest of my order and the anwer was. "we get it in soon, its a hot product, please understand".
PLEASE UNDERSTAND
(this has to be some asian mentality)
Easton Gutierrez
How bad can they fuck up a simple soldering holder thingy?
O-Okay
Brody Rogers
l was wonderung, Could they tell if you recieved it from your end? Maybe its possible to lie about future orders to get free monopoly money
Adrian Jackson
Hmm, I'd kinda like to try my hand at doing it myself, since I don't have time to go to the store tomorrow, so I'd get it on friday at the earliest. How much chance do I have to completely fuck up my simcard?
James Sanchez
The only way to screw it up is by damaging the chip.
Josiah Miller
I can't find shit on google about some kind of regulation about that
Jack Morales
>buy chinamemes from massdrop >purchase on apr 20 >ships from china to the US on may 1st >ships from the US to fucking Germany on may 5th >ships from Germany to my country on may 15th >EDA may 25th
Christian Brooks
it's a bretty good dual band router with gigabit ports, but what makes it better than the others is the padavan cfm. I was skeptical when buying a non-chinese branded router from an ali store (marked used on the top of that) at less than half of the price with no guarantee or whatsoever. I wanted to review it as deal on ali not yet another generic product review, because I think it's a steal for anyone in need of a decent router at that price range, and because the Xiaomi routers aren't that great.
Will do later this evening.
Caleb Powell
Does Aliexpress know that with the certificates and will fix it soon? Or should i text them? I will not buy there if the connection is not safe. But i want to.
Levi Morales
Everything is OK. Where are you from?
Luis Brown
/csg approved laptop cooling pads ?
Charles King
I'll look into that
wow, nice any pics of the thorfire S70?
Budget is about 50€ I guess I just want one to play around with it
Chase Jones
but isn't it very probable to get a fake one?
Michael Butler
laptop pads don't work. They are a fad, snake-oil, or in today's lexicon: a meme
Lincoln Ward
Senpais pls notice me
Jose Sanchez
Don't keep your laptop on a fucking cushion or on the fucking bed. Keep it on a table like it's supposed to be.
I just saved you a dollar over there, m80.
Christopher Peterson
Total of 9 Kinds of Taste 45 PCS Different Chinese Puerh Tea Puer Ripe Tea Pu-erh Cake Healthy s.aliexpress.com/vAfeYNzy (from AliExpress Android)
should i buy this?
Michael Diaz
Are zsun ap's the new csg meme?
Wyatt Gray
well, my memedock for my memepad is obstructing the airflow a little :(
oh, just rememberd, can't use a cooling pad with a dock :D
Jayden Murphy
Just made this using my Somake 7.1, been restoring and recording some old 78s from a huge collection.
Today I flattened, cleaned and transcoded this A side of "Earth Angel" by The Crew Cuts on the Mercury label.
Before you shit yourself about low quality, keep in mind that this specific record is over sixty years old and was found in a mouldy box, horrifically warped. I've done my best but goddamn I'm not a miracle worker!
Quite frankly, for the cost, I think the somake 7.1 is a little workhorse.
Kayden Cruz
don't believe the chinks when they say something's healthy. it most definitely isn't
Adrian Stewart
>Budget is about 50€ >I guess I just want one to play around with it Fair enough, I bought a cheap $5 one for when stumbling back from country pubs at night, and was sufficiently impressed that I've bought several more to give to family members for the same purpose and one which lives under my motorcycle seat for emergencies. However, in terms of ability to play around with they are limited to making dark things temporarily bright which isn't especially entertaining; I imagine you'd be able to do some interesting shit with one of the $50 overcompensating ones
Kevin Bailey
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Nolan Scott
>he doesn't think stabbing himself with needles and then lighting incense on them will cure his bowel cancer
Easton Watson
hey guys, i just thought of something, may be the wrong place to ask, but, does anyone in here know where to get a cheap chinese airsoft pistol at the best price?
i will use it as a sidearm for games
Samuel Sullivan
can anyone recommend a cheap USB stick?
Jack Thomas
lol u fuckin' burger, the police in your police state are going to kill you if they see your sidearm at night
Aiden Wilson
Many Indians often ask if drinking poo can lose weight
Jace White
Does TaoBao deliver in EU ? Anyone has a succes story with that ?
Jaxson Diaz
burger? no, i am swedish man. i mean games as in airsoft games, yes i do that kind of stuff. also, police officers in sweden rarely shoot at anything, approximately 20 times a year (source: polisen.se)
Brody Young
What's the deal with flashlight? I understand that they're necessary, but what's the deal with people modding them and owning several of them? What are you guys doing so often, that it warrants more than just buying a decent flashlight and that's it?
Jose Bell
>swedish >man Pick one Muhhamed.
Lucas Miller
>Sweden
Do you have time to be posting on Sup Forums? Surely you have a whole queue of bulls to prep?
Jonathan Diaz
Someone said they don't but I didn't give a fuck and ordered a mouse anyway. Said next day that it's shipped so I guess time will tell if it'll actually work.
