>Predictions?
Nothing interesting and a bunch of boring, barely English presentations from disgusting shit skins that need to be deported.
Every time I watch Google I/O it makes me want to go buy a fucking iPhone.
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Kevin Perry
Luis Moore
I hope there is some cringe. As usual Sundai will say millions watching online when it's never more than 50k.
Blake Clark
Google VR
Google Home
Xiaomi Android TV
Lenovo Tango/VR Phone
Adam Lee
>meanwhile Apple keynotes are based and fun to watch thanks to Craig
Anthony Collins
I expect them to talk about stuff they don't have to actually do. Muh better backend, muh better AI, muh moar cores for your searches. Stuff to basically keep investors happy even though it's gonna be a dull year.
Daniel Ramirez
Hoping they will talk about project ara, doubt it will actually happen though.
Ethan Gonzalez
NEW NEXUS PHONES WHEN
Adrian Hughes
1 fucking minute!!!
Jeremiah White
...
Dylan Mitchell
qt alert
Adam Harris
You mean immigrants that worked hard and are more successful than all of Sup Forums?
John Perez
OH it hasn't started yet, haha. I opened up some tech blogs and was like "THERES 10 MINUTES LEFT AND THEY HAVENT RELEASED ANYTHING HOLY SHIT GOOGLE IS DEAD!"
Anyway, VR shit.
Hunter Gomez
Botnet IO begins...
Julian Anderson
Amelie confirmed.
Jordan Baker
Who is this chad?
Hunter Gonzalez
Whatever you say Pajeet.
Aaron Moore
>pleb versions of the long string instrument making shitty new age spa music
disgusting
Gabriel Reed
Alexander Foster
almost everyone?
Cooper Torres
Normal Stream youtube.com
360 Degree Stream youtube.com
Ayden Davis
I just want to see one attractive white presenter.
Landon Howard
Is this a fucking concert? Why is it outside!?
Cameron Kelly
Ryan Reynolds?
Camden Powell
Guy and girl rubbing strings...
Christian Butler
this intro is a message
they are telling us that they are already controlling all the strings
we cyberpunk now
Parker Richardson
IT'S HAPPENING
Dominic Watson
l-lewd
Robert Lopez
Sergey Brin already apologized on Twitter for the white musicians and the lack of diversity in the auidence. LMAO
Jordan Ross
This is quite surreal.
Caleb Ross
Is this all you faggots can say when you have no argument?
William Wright
It's official, Google have gone full Samsung circa 2012. Nothing better than bizarre tech conferences.
Jackson Ortiz
This is an Android VR event.
9to5google.com
Sebastian Ward
PAJEET
Justin Johnson
Just sayin' 8-(|)
Christopher Phillips
POO
William Scott
PAKIS OUT
Luis Phillips
POO LOO WOOOOOOO
Jaxson Gray
POO
IN
THE
LOO
Ryan Thomas
MY SON
Noah Richardson
Based PAJEET has improved his accent a lot.
John Wright
WE STICKY NOW
Liam Perry
Damn, i hate the poo in loo accent.
William Diaz
ENGLISH SUBTITLES?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND CURRY
Sebastian Williams
What is there to argue about? You take pride in being a Pajeet and I think you're a disgusting animal.
Logan Perry
He really hasn't.
He just said deloper instead of developer.
Julian Anderson
>LARGEST DEV POPULATION
>CHINA
also
>The thread is now a sticky.
Connor Roberts
Posting in a sticky thread. Thanks mods.
John Perry
Microphone Audio Quality
Nicholas Sanchez
And androidfags call apple pooloos
Isaiah Evans
There are more Pajeets than Americans and Anglos. Curry is the real English now.
Lucas Anderson
>Sticky
Jaxon Brown
>this wind noise
it's not going to stop is it? they didn't think this through did they
Jace Gutierrez
He needs to fix his shit mic.
Lucas Foster
WHY IS THE SUBTITLES SCREAMING AT ME
Carson Harris
MUSLIMS OUT
WAIFUS IN
Jeremiah Brown
What's a woyce query?
Aiden Gonzalez
The whole industry is run by poos.
Brandon Hughes
"Obama"
Jaxson Price
>What is fracking?
Logan Taylor
DONALD TRUMP
Adrian Miller
...
Ryan Perez
I just realized he was saying queries not currys.
Jason Wood
that donald tr... on the current searches
Andrew Watson
How can I become a CEO like Pajeet?
Benjamin Walker
...
Christian Butler
poo in the loo
Hunter Ramirez
de yello kwerees are worce kewerees
Anthony Gonzalez
This mic noise is terrible, not sure if I can watch it for much longer
Grayson Perry
But he has. He used to talk much worse before. I said he improved, not that he has a perfect pronunciation now.
Parker Rogers
they are buying hyperloop confirmed
Nicholas Walker
Enjoy your tracking devices guys.
Connor Martin
indian accents are so fucking gay lmao
Camden Moore
>beep areas of computer science
what did he mean by this
Bentley Anderson
irony
Dominic Adams
posting in a sticky
Hudson Gonzalez
HUG COLLECTING
Nathan Gutierrez
>tfw no hugs
Jose Turner
I don't think thats what he actually said.
Who the fuck knows.
Nolan Stewart
>We automatically ad noise
Are they going to blame the wind on that?
James James
Did you hear that Sup Forums
The noisy background is intentional.
Grayson Thomas
kek is his dog having a seizure?
Asher Harris
>wideos
Grayson Sanchez
CAT VIDEOS BTFO
Liam Cox
Man this guy actually is shit at speaking
Hudson Walker
Reminder that java is the best programming language.
Ayden Parker
*hugs you*
Jose Walker
DOG VIDEOS
Adrian Brown
yet they can't translate him into english
Connor Rodriguez
ENGLISH TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH CONFIMRED
Andrew Johnson
If they don't announce a replacement for Java I'm buying an iPhone.
Dylan Smith
rekt
Easton Long
*grabs your ass*
Noah Ramirez
BOTNET ASISTANT.
Adam Turner
>Indian intellectual
Jaxson Baker
Clippy?
Blake Powell
CLIPPY 3.0
Hudson King
...
Sebastian Rogers
YES ANOTHER FUCKING USELESS ASS ISTANT!
Leo Edwards
For the record you can turn on subtitles if you're having trouble understanding him
James Gonzalez
MAKE ME, DADDY!