It's 2016, why aren't you programming functionally yet?

It's 2016, why aren't you programming functionally yet?

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Fuck shes cute

>she

She looks heterochromatic in my thumbnail

?

I do all my programming functionally.

Even in Java.

He's implying she's a trap, but he's clearly wrong. Being on Sup Forums for too long just conditions you to believe every feminine form is a trap.

Yeah i figured thats what he meant. Luckily kubra kapan isnt a trap.

Who is this cum plum?

Kubra kapan

Ahaha didn't know she lives in the same country as mine

I dated her briefly when I studied abroad in Turkey. Second best fuck of my life. Dumb as a doorknob though.

Why aren't more people into traps? It's the year 2016 after all.

Sure you did, kiddo.

they are

Can confirm that the only dick she possessed was mine in her mouth btw

>NEET neckbeard implies dating her
only in your dreams son

Sorry, I'm sure there are models that will be impressed with your riced up desktop and triple monitor setup :^)

Why should I leave the best language ever made [spoiler] C [/spoiler] for absolute trash that noone uses?

It's 2016, what the fuck is C good for?

it's 2016

-0/10 effort

>he thinks C is useless in 2016

Sorry, but I am programming ironically.

Circular reasoning. Is this the type of logic C programmers use?

no, it's LITERALLY the logic functional programmers use.

Why should we argue with webdev-level retards who can't understand how influencial the C language was for the last 40year and will be for the next 40years?

Learn VHDL or Verilog if you really want low level.

Although they are not programming languages.

lower level? why? you can do almost everything in C and I already know x86_64 asm really well, I don't give a shit about electronics designs.

I was just adding an extra level of autism to the picture posted.

Not everyone is a faggot.

but I am
In based F#

Haskell master race reporting in

Programming functionally?
You can't do that on micro controllers.

because I'm too busy not being a dork

Yea, odd, now that you pointed that out.

>as mine
as your?

because I'm not on the spectrum

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So it's a girl

being into traps is not gay tho

>she

>he doesn't use operating systems

Because I'm not "pure" enough.

It's def. on the Kinsey faghot spectrum.

I'm not?

I program in C.
C has functions.
So I program functionally, and have been for decades before any silly meme.

C regards functions as subroutines. FP languages regard functions as mathematical functions. Fucking pick up a book.

it literally is and there's nothing you can do about it

Tell that to my wife and kid.

You mean your wife's son?

Refusing to fuck a 10/10 trap like op's IS gay tho.

a trap is just a woman with a feminine penis; being into women is not gay

Kek. everytime

I only work on big projects.
;^)

that's the only reason you SHOULD go fp.

Why should i? i got code monkeys for that while i play golf with the costumers.

Do you just mean stuff like anonymous functions and blocks? I do that all the time.

The bulk of the logic is still OOP though.

This misuse of the word "function" came from LISP. Other languages called them subroutines, routines, or procedures.

Some languages had both and the "functions" were meant not to have side effects and the compiler could optimize them as though they didn't.

LISP influenced a language called CPL, which is how this misuse got into the BCPL/C and ISWIM/ML language families.

>capitalizing every letter in Lisp
nothing you said matters

cheap synthetic black sweater over casual button up over a longsleeve red shirt. i seriously hope you don't do this.

She must be warm as heck

BTFO

>last name is kapan, literally meaning trap

It was called LISP back then, son. LISP 1.5 and MACLISP came later but it was still all caps.

...

Top kek

But I am

rekt

> >she

What's with turkroaches and qt waifus?

>no tits
0/10

>not enjoying flat chests and lovely bottoms

>flat chest
>enjoy
Choose one.

who cares about that?
>short hair
0/10

Can grow hair. Can't grow tits, mate.

I do, all thanks to rust, the best language ever made.

Maintaining legacy software. That's literally it.

>programming functionally
Because it's 2016, not 1976

you need to know assembly to write really efficient C code though because you need to inspect the compiler output when you optimize

she must be very sweaty underneath all that

>leaving in the past
ok, gramps, hurry up and die already

so I should learn C or asm or python?

Dude, C is used in the hundreds of millions of cars out there. That's just one example. Basically the whole embedded systems community relies on C still.

Asm, C, Java, JavaScript and some Lisp dialect is what every programmer should know

C seems very cryptic for a nub. does it get better if you are not retarded? it just seems you need a lot of work to get something done.

Python will be more useful.

>Java
>Javascipt
This is bait

Let's see what the creator of C++ has to say:

youtube.com/watch?v=NvWTnIoQZj4

>C++
>Java
>Python
>Ruby, JavaScript, C, C#
>A functional language

Rust, actually.

>C seems very cryptic for a nub. does it get better if you are not retarded
yes, once you get past a few things, like pointers, it's pretty straightforward

Leave it to a c++ developer to be wrong.
That guys whole life is a segfault.

Maybe you have more respect for the creator of PEARL?

youtube.com/watch?v=LR8fQiskYII

>JavaScript
>Java
>Haskell
>C
>Python / Ruby / PEARL

Is PEARL the same as perl, or something completely different?

I like how both say it's good to know a functional language and also Wall's reasons for the langauges..

>Java is the language everybody loves to hate

JPEEEEEEEG

It's just me and my dyslexia..
:-P