/csg/ Chink Shit General

Have you ever gotten chinked by a seller?

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
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• user got his chink cup heater, to keep his coffee warm • user bought a fake Samsung charger off eBay a year ago, hasn't caused housefire (yet) • user receives chink package reviews his Sandisk Extreme bought off Gearbest and provides speed test • user received his extra blades and batteries for his JJRC H22 • user recommends the PAM8403 for DIY speaker builds • Rhymes reviews a ocarina youtube.com/watch?v=cwdL6rUnrak
• user writes about his custom shirt purchase • user gets the Ruizu MemeP3 player • user displays his chinkshit purchase, among them a Pirate Flag, Crayfish trap, a JJRC H22 Quadcopter and a Kingdian SSD • More pictures of people suffering from Sharkfeet and a rare case of Monkey foot • user buys five BM-800s and doesn't have to pay any customs for it • After Journey to the West, Monkey now delivers chink shit to the West youtube.com/watch?v=Yr5ZWYRaAyw

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gearbest.com/about/shipping-methods.html
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Any good items under $10?

second for just buy an iPhone

>bough ritech vr headset for $8 only for the porn

feels goodman

>porn
good goy

keep watching porn

Legit ones cost 20$ to 30$.
How did I do /csg/?

fix'd

Jews aren't dominating the VR porn industry yet

Any csg approved ukeleles

>Jews aren't dominating the VR

goys indian customs stole me package. what do?

called india post, those curries say they don't know anything about the package.

i got just an empty envelope for $200.

Holy fucking shit, I'm so fucking mad at Xiaomi.

I got their stupid action camera, and the fucker app recognized that the camera was purchased in China and that I'm not a fucking chink living in China and send me a message telling me:

"Fuck you, you don't live in mainland China, you have no permission to own this shit camera overseas, we're going to force chink runes on you because of FUCK YOU!, have a nice day"

And the fucking app went from English to Chinese, like WHAT THE FUCK XIAOMI!

ahahahahahahahahahahahah

Why does the floor look photoshopped too

you do realize everything they sell in china has a botnet installed in it. i mean, just enable xprivacy and take a look what the aliexpress gets from your phone.

LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

Allright, user here who ordered the Chuwi Hi8 Pro. I will give a small review about the device and how smooth it works. Feel free to ask questions.

First off all, it came packaged very well and tight. No problems at all. The tablet itself feels decently sturdy aswell and the colours look pretty damn good, especially or a 90 bucks chinktablet.

The device runs both Android and W10, both perform very good. The wifi signal the device receives does not disappoint at all, if you're using it throughout the house that is, can't guaranteed the signal strength when using it outside.

Then the battery. When i've powered the device on it had about 59% left which isn't too bad. The resolution is 1920x1200 so when running it bright with a few BG tasks on it might drain a bit on the fast side. Using Android would probably increase its batterylife. If possible i'd recommend getting a 3m USB-c cable so you can use the tablet comfortably when browsing, the tablet came bundled with a eu charger and 1m? Long USB-C cable, which is a bit short.

Overall it's been a good tablet so far.

I don't know, does it?

chinked

How do you change between w10 and android?

You click an icon in both systems.

Guess what chinkshit this is /csg/

Image of said message in Spanish.

I just hope that installing a modified app solves this bullshit.

strap-on penis?

I doubt everyone there is watching VR porn

Wow, that is such BS, fucking xiaomi

>gains some popularity
>immediately becomes SJW cuck
why am i surprised

hey buddy. just saw the last few threads and i agree with your points. being a currynigger myself, i hate to watch chinks and my fellow cuntrymen having a go at english. it sucks, but thanks for your efforts, mate.

also, what do you think of an OpenHunt clone for /csg/?

>tfw package is still 1hour drive from me
>its 6 pm of a friday
>tfw have to wait until at least monday

>spics and pajeets

> /dev/null

keep your whinging to yourself. don't be a cuck, drive and get your package,

Any good chink chromecast like things?

it's not a post office,
it's the airport post sorting center

Huh neat

Did you allow the app location services?

Any place to purchase nonshit DSLRs or do I have to go back to Western stores?

Yeah, the tablet Boots in Windows and there's just this icon on your desktop which you can click, then it'll boot into Android. I believe it works the other way around by pushing the power button in Android and selecting boot to windows.

Wouldn't risk buying a DSLR from chinks senpai

Xiaomi MiBox is coming.

Should I be worried giving Ali my card details?

How's the Shire this time of year?

Yes, just use paypal if possible.

I dunno, I wouldn't leave my credit card details on a site like that.

just got a set of senfer UES's for £15.

no
how the fuck do you think the rest of us pay

alipay is fine, you have your bank if theres any problems (resolve with ali first, they're usually good)


>implying paypal isnt a far bigger scam

ny idea how much it's going to cost? I'm just looking for something to stream stuff from my phone to my tv, but depending on the price I might as well get a complete tv box I suppose.

Seems like this should be easily solvable

so who here battery drain rn3pro with 7320 global ?

You waiting for us to review that shit? Get typing!

What's the use of a tablet that runs both Android and W10?

It actually has two uses:
-running Android
-running W10

Not really.

You do realize Alibaba is pretty much bigger than even Amazon? Sure they are Chinese but they are a huge fucking businesses and to think they are into scamming people who use credit cards is just kinda silly. It would hurt them way more than they would ever earn.

And what said. Paypal pretty much has a worse track record as far as I'm aware.

They don't have to be malicious, I'd say it's more likely for them to use child-labour for security staff and get hacked than Amazon

have to wait for them to turn up first.
and i'll review them against my ATE's M6's and sony C10s.

It's ok. Any plans for it?

Dont buy these. They are too 'tight' and scratch the SD card. That black SD is a 32 GB shark...

The death of a shark. Reply with 'RIP chink shark' to pay respects!

They aren't just catering to neets on the internet you know. They supply a fuckload of business as well. They are probably more concerned about your details getting leaked than you are seeing as they would lose a fuck load of customers and money if anything ever happened.

I mean, you can never be 100% sure with any company no matter the size, just look at Sony for example. But I'm willing to bet they are one of the more secure online retailers out there and if you have no problems giving your details to sites like Amazon or Ebay then you shouldn't be afraid of giving Alibaba your details either.

I had some battery drain wtih global roms, switch over to cm or aosp, you'll have a much better time

No, ali are perfectly fine.

I used visa though so it may be different for you

and now a question from me:

Anyone heard of the company jayfi? they seem to be selling rebranded dzat headphones on amazon.

I want a pair of dzat df10s and I saw theese whilst look at a pair of some sennheisers.

I'm £6 short of ebing able to afford them, if I can scrounge some money off of flat mates I'll pick them up and review them, if anyone can say that jayfi are actually a brand.

Also, what happened to quick dirty user's idea of cataloguing reviews? Like did that just fizzle out?

Ew, don't do that. If you want to save some cash but still have a warranty (no grey market), buy refurbished direct from the manufacturer

Rip chink shark.

Does the card itself still work though?

Holy fuck, that's a lot of damage. RIP chink shark.

you should have bought an US/EU version.

But I guess you bought from the cheapest chink avalible on aliexpress like a retard.

it'd still work fine, i've got a SD card with a shit ton of gouges in it an it works perfectly fine.

Does still work afaik. Its only the paint.
:'(

do you know any legit Veithidia shop? I've been lurking aliexpress, some of them seem to be getting off by selling even worse quality glasses than possible.

How the fuck I was supposed to know there were different versions.

mousepad and roll of velcro

If only there was some kind of interconnected network of computers where you could search for and obtain information on popular consumer goods before spending $75 on them

rip chink shark

kek

Look calm down download this file in this thread and copy it on to the root of the sd card in your xiaomi camera.

dashcamtalk.com/forum/threads/changing-yi-action-camera-ui-from-chinese-to-english.17771/

You need to chill out senpai and use the googler

senpai

What was supposed to be in it?

curry powder

Smallest usb OTG adapter. Works good. Shark card for reference!

Link.

Android for a better Sup Forums ''experience''. Windows for the heavier stuff, like watching obscure flash porn, and light multitasking.

call the police?

Also a little explanation of what this is since you bought the Cn version is has chink serial number all this does it change your serial number to US one since thats how the app recognizes what version of the camera you have.

In India you call the poo lice instead

Build quality is nice, hope I can true my rims this weekend. Can't copy link from the app.


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note 3 pro

I have a better chance of getting aids than getting help from indian police.

Who cares who stole it
Open dispute, let the seller care about rest

neat

You bought chink tools what do you expect

Ok still havent recieved my Xiaomi Powerbank after 25 business days.

Can I use paypal chargeback now?

>You bought chink tools what do you expect
?

who did you order from and what was their stated delivery time

So, just place on the micro SD, plug micro SD, camera do his thing and that's it?

I don't have a micro SD to do this yet, the sharks are on their way.

Thanks.

gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_241630.html

that's the same a lot of the cheaper branded tools, they but from china and slap their logo on it,

Gaybest, Im pretty sure it says atleast 25 business days for everything.

Opened a dispute. The seller says it wasn't his fault that the package got stolen, and he did send a package (although he doesn't have any pics, his feedback makes me believe he isn't lying)

25 business days after shipping*

Jesus fucking christ.
I'd shoot myself if I'd have such a disgusting foot.

gearbest.com/about/shipping-methods.html

25-50 business days for the el cheapo options which I assume you took

Yeah download the file from dropbox and place it on the root of sd it should be a .ash I haven't removed it yet but I'm not sure if you can? its like 200 bytes anyways. If you look in the app everything will be in english and if you look at settings it will show another serial.

ok fuck me im never chosing that option again.

Also you can't read sd's from the camera if you plug it into your computer it will just charge it, you need to get a reader or put it into something with a microsd slot.

> Disgusting
Low test, high est male detected.

Also my feet are perfectly clean and well kept.

Are there any multi-port USB chargers that won't result in a housefire? Any specific brands?