>"Hey bro, you mind if I use your laptop for a sec to check Facebook?"
"Hey bro, you mind if I use your laptop for a sec to check Facebook?"
Sure pal just wash your hands first
>"thanks bro"
>opens browser
>immediately types you-
>red-
>xham-
Yea man, no prob... wait, Facebook? Fuck off outta here.
No, I'm busy go away.
>he only uses water
>his hands are still greasy
no
use your phone
sure mate
>give him my full of cum laptop with crusty keyboard
Disgusting
Sure
useradd faggot
passwd faggot
ctrl-alt-f2
login:faggot
enjoy cli
if you can get to facebook from there go ahead.
>faggot@nerd:~ $
No, your hands are filthy.
And even if they weren't, I doubt you'd be able to find your way through cwm anyway.
OP, you clearly have a fucking Internet-posting device available or you couldn't have made this thread. Why do you need my laptop? On top of that, I don't even know you and also I doubt you're even close enough to make it worth your while to come get my laptop.
"Sure my man"
>give him laptop
>it boots to a command line
Facebook uses nonfree javascript, so nope.
Are you guys really on ``bro'' terms with users who don't know how to use a computer?
Yeah, here's my spare.
Yes, not all of us are autistic like you.
>immediately goes to recent documents and finds my porn pictures
and that's when I learned to remove recent documents
Everyone I know knows basic Unix, but not GNU/Linux.
I do that too. I also have a spare keyboard and mouse at my desktop if they'd need to use it. But I don't allow gross people in my home.
Why are you on this board?