"Hey bro, you mind if I use your laptop for a sec to check Facebook?"

>"Hey bro, you mind if I use your laptop for a sec to check Facebook?"

Sure pal just wash your hands first

>"thanks bro"
>opens browser
>immediately types you-
>red-
>xham-

Yea man, no prob... wait, Facebook? Fuck off outta here.

No, I'm busy go away.

>he only uses water
>his hands are still greasy

no
use your phone

sure mate
>give him my full of cum laptop with crusty keyboard

Disgusting

Sure
useradd faggot
passwd faggot
ctrl-alt-f2
login:faggot
enjoy cli
if you can get to facebook from there go ahead.

>faggot@nerd:~ $

No, your hands are filthy.

And even if they weren't, I doubt you'd be able to find your way through cwm anyway.

OP, you clearly have a fucking Internet-posting device available or you couldn't have made this thread. Why do you need my laptop? On top of that, I don't even know you and also I doubt you're even close enough to make it worth your while to come get my laptop.

"Sure my man"
>give him laptop
>it boots to a command line

Facebook uses nonfree javascript, so nope.

Are you guys really on ``bro'' terms with users who don't know how to use a computer?

Yeah, here's my spare.

Yes, not all of us are autistic like you.

>immediately goes to recent documents and finds my porn pictures
and that's when I learned to remove recent documents

Everyone I know knows basic Unix, but not GNU/Linux.

I do that too. I also have a spare keyboard and mouse at my desktop if they'd need to use it. But I don't allow gross people in my home.

Why are you on this board?