/csg/ Chink Shit General

I like Chinese

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• user accidentally bought the chinese version of the Xiaomi Yi and was locked out of the English language version of the app another user provided a solution to his problem a useful guide on how to change your Chink Yi into a International one.
• user gets his bike spoke key spanner now awaits his order of chink rims for his bike.
• user's SD Card reader entirely defaces his Shark RIP Chink Shark
• user who ordered a Chuwi Hi8 Pro provides his early thoughts • The smallest usb OTG adaptar available, works good with shark for reference • user bought two tempered glass protectors from AliExpress and got chinked, one arrived tampered with and broken • user reviews a bunch of MITU merch youtu.be/znEOkVaKkmo
• user reviews a chink Famicom copy that plays famicom carts perfectly fine youtu.be/TsipVkgudjs
• Xiaomi Piston Air is now up for pre-order at places such as Gearbest/Ibuygou/Banggood/Ali etc • Rare case of Monkey foot now cured and joined the ranks of Shark feet sufferers youtube.com/watch?v=7DqvweTYTI0

Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

gearbest.com/bike-lights/pp_324506.html
youtube.com/watch?v=VEy5vIWCJLQ
activities.aliexpress.com/aliexpress_shipping.php
s.aliexpress.com/u22m6zQv
aliexpress.com/item/BoGeer-YT-813-Imported-Sensors-LCD-Backlit-Bicycle-Computer-Speedometer-Speed-Meter-Odometer-Rainproof/32651197370.html
aliexpress.com/item/scandinavian-style-notebook-laptop-armcpu/32658279302.html
youtu.be/V-CnJEiuklA
activities.aliexpress.com/collectiondetails.php?widgetId=562&collection-id=444880&node-id=108230
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337821.html
youtube.com/watch?v=qwr9zdHZZ8c
youtu.be/7CawoPNkY00
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

STILL stuck in customs.

What about now?

Has anyone used this? Looks like a neat gimmick. Reviews are good too, though that doesn't mean too much knowing GB.

gearbest.com/bike-lights/pp_324506.html

Hey guys, does "Aliexpress Standard Shipping" come with an international tracking number? First time I've seen this option desu, is it better or worse than generic chink air mail?

Also, someone post the audiophile graph comparison between KZ-ATES, Rock Zircon and Pistons 3, I wanna try something new since I've got my Pistons 3 already

Second post for MAKI!

Life is just so meaningless...

get some chink purpose on ebay
5 dollar

Always look on the chink side of life

repostan

What's the absolute brightest chink torch on the market? I don't care about weight or ergs or battery life, I just want something brighter than the sun.

another dude who needs one as well.
>pic related my current flashlight.

Go back a couple of threads and read the news

That's a spoopy pic

>Hey guys, does "Aliexpress Standard Shipping" come with an international tracking number? First time I've seen this option desu, is it better or worse than generic chink air mail?
I've been told in the generals before that this is generic chink mail, but presented under Aliexpress Standard Shipping for whatever reason.

Any user has experience with multicolour led lightstrips, the ones that come with the little remote? There are some for overpriced ones (but obviously made in Chinkland) at local store, so I was wondering about getting some from Ali or Gearbest.

youtube.com/watch?v=VEy5vIWCJLQ

>not actually second
Fucking maki fags keep getting dumber and dumber.

Looks like the user that posted the bootleg famicom review has deleted his video, was wondering why it wouldn't load.

Ali express shipping is whichever method the seller chooses. You can ask what they use to send to your country.

I bet any flashlight using 18650 batteries would do better job.

Anyone else evod /mouthfedora/ right now? Been using mine with my diy liquid for a week now and it hasn't exploded. Battery life it shit though. Only $4 though. Already bought some more things for it like a dry herb atomizer, a bigger tank and some more coils.

Me
I ordered them, unless there are more reviews at that time I'll probably give it a mini-review here.

>generic chink mail, but presented under Aliexpress Standard Shipping for whatever reason.

No its not u retard

Best 18650 Protected batteries from GearBest? I've read the wiki this time, I have the UltraFire batteries and I'm looking to replace them.

How do I know if stuck in customs

What is it user? Care to explain?

how shit is battery ?

When are the chinks gonna start selling live animals? I want one of these dope thumb monkeys already.

did you pay the customs charges?

I found it was cheaper buying decent ones from legit online stores.
The one from aliexpress was $67
Gearbest was $75
Local store was $71 and i could have it immediately not in a month.

Honest user, cruise through some online stores in your area

Get some laptop batteries from a recycle Centre and pull the 18650 out.
Free batteries

Totally missed this, XIAOMEME DRONE IS COMMING WOHOO

But, usually they aren't protected cells.

Most of the info is here.

activities.aliexpress.com/aliexpress_shipping.php

It's quite fast for free shipping. Faster than china post but not fast as dhl. Also the real item price is written on the parcels, so no customs evasion.

I hope its just a normal cheap drone everyone can casually buy and not a 1300USD 4k camera attached monster.

...

any ssd reccs?

No, don't buy chink SSDs you fucking retard.

Kingdian

Kingdian

What if it completely slaps the shit out of those Dji phantoms at the fraction of the price of one?

Probably never.. but look into auger gliders those things are dope "pic related". THEY Have friken wings

>No its not u retard
Wow, no reason to be so rude, honey. It's like you missed the first part of that sentence, where I plainly stated what I heard.

Kingdian is the only proven one, so far at least. A few anons have benchmarked and extensively used them for a month and were pleased enough, so take that as you will.

It was only $4 though.

Link to the coils you ordered?

We're going to be eskimo brothers

Ali standard shipping says 15-25 and it's been over a month, should I dispute?

Yes.

Check the store listing, some of them have "on time guarantee", and don't forget about processing time

Coils were really cheap.

5 pcs BCC Bottom Heating Replacement Coils Head for MT3/H2/T3S/PROTANK Bottom Tank Cartomizer atomizer
s.aliexpress.com/u22m6zQv
(from AliExpress Android)

I work in spoopy places for a living and could use a powerful torch to make them less spoopy.
Does anyone have any non-marketing photos of the S70 in action?

That is cheap indeed. Thanks user.

HOLY SHIT

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

If means DJI knocks down their prices to compete then I'm all for it.

You can get the coils on Amazon for not much more than that, with the advantage that you'll get them in 2-3 days instead of 2-30 weeks.

Guy who ordered bike spedometer here, I set it up and it works. There don't seem to be any issues. Forgot to mention, it also has a backlight. Here's the link for the item if you want it, it's still the same price I got it for.

aliexpress.com/item/BoGeer-YT-813-Imported-Sensors-LCD-Backlit-Bicycle-Computer-Speedometer-Speed-Meter-Odometer-Rainproof/32651197370.html

What are you guys waiting for? Here's mine.
I believe the digispark and the encoder are ready for pickup at the post office, but I was too lazy to get them today.

Also can't wait for that TV usb stick, gonna play with the SDR stuff.

I have this bad premonition customs is going to fuck me in the ass though.

What is the cheapest laptop that I can buy that won't explode in my hands

aliexpress.com/item/scandinavian-style-notebook-laptop-armcpu/32658279302.html

Young terrorists first computer

What's /csg/ main theme song?
I suggest Mai Mai mai

youtu.be/V-CnJEiuklA

who /geek/ here?

activities.aliexpress.com/collectiondetails.php?widgetId=562&collection-id=444880&node-id=108230

KILL IT

What's the best flip phone /csg/ can recommend?

>assuming amazon is worldwide

Not to sure where it would be, mixzas official store though
>meidun technology co

where can I find the cheapest meme TF card?
Preferably 64gb or 128gb, lowest I can find - gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337821.html

You gotta have good juju

It should be right below the shipping time estimates

None of us really look into flip phones. But if you really want a dirt cheap phone theres the Aiek models, they're credit card sized

Prolly already been posted in some thread from a while ago, but have this.
youtube.com/watch?v=qwr9zdHZZ8c

What will come after chink shit? Like how before chink shit it was jap shit. My guess is pakistani or indian shit.

African, or perhaps American. Anything you buy from this thread makes it one step closer.

Wow these threads are quiet on a Friday night.

>thinking that anyone who lives in the sort of goatfucking shithole countries that don't have Amazon is going to buy a mouth fedora

>Pakistani shit
No thanks achmed

That stigma isn't so big outside the USA
>Philip Morris shill

>used to live with a chink
>all the stuff on aliexpress he had lying around his room
>housefire electronic goods everywhere
>cheap knockoff buyfag action figures
>chink PC parts that died all the time
I wish I had the wonder and amazement you guys had

That little gook is the future of /csg/ posters.

>cheap knockoff buyfag action figures
chink shit needs a /toy/ version

I'm in the process of trying to remove the hiss from the audio as well as a few other alterations

I don't mean social stigma. If your country is so backwards that you don't have Amazon, owning an ecig will get you burned as a witch

This is the definitive csg song:
youtu.be/7CawoPNkY00

I come to these threads just to see the new OP images

Just search for Lepin Star Wnrs on Ali and join the rest of us in $CURRENT_YEAR

AliExpress standard shipping is any of the methods with tracking, but you get a number (7653577554355) and a website (ciandosomething.com) and after you use that number on said website you get the real tracking code RM6765436654SG.

Not to be confused with "Sellers shipping method" that 99% of the time means no tracking outside of China.

The male singer sounds like Khan from King of the Hill.

What's the deal when Gearbest doesn't state the shipping? Do they calculate it after the fact?

You don't know until after you've already paid. It's a gamble. Sometimes it's free, sometimes it's $40.95

Any recommended chink laser cutters?

So what are /csg/'s newest meme iems? any worth getting?

nothing on any of these sites is worth getting

china actually laughs at us for buying this crap

The new piston suppositories

>it used to be funny 'haha where is my package guys? haha'
>now it is just despair
pls i just want my stuff

no fuk u laowai

>have Amazon prime and used to my packages showing up same day
>chinks need a whole week to get up off their asses and dispatch my stuff
>another month on top of that for it to arrive at my door

I don't think I'm cut out for this meme

The wait and anticipation makes this meme special.

great day for flying

How are you finding it? I'm always having to adjust the balance thingy on mine

Only America is awake right now.
The thread always dies down around this time until Europe is awake.

Sat morning over here in Aus

It's only 3am fuck off

"Why do you spend so much time on ali express?"