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"Phone VR headsets have more uses than watching Oculus porn" edition

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_198677.html
gearbest.com/virtual-reality/pp_280357.html
aliexpress.com/item/Keyport-Slide-Starter-Bundle-Compact-Key-Holder-Hi-Tech-EDC-Keychain-Alt-edc-gear/32602703950.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.W1yO9R&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_1_10037_10017_10021_507_10022_10032_10009_10020_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_7&btsid=40a580af-cab4-455e-b65f-8ff15667c95b
mykeyport.com/store/slides/keyport-slide-2.html?color=SLD2-CR
gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_190697.html
aliexpress.com/item/500pcs-Bulk-Small-Round-NdFeB-Neodymium-Disc-Magnets-Dia-3mm-x-1mm-N35-Super-Powerful-Strong/1376785308.html?s=p&spm=2114.01010208.6.4.2fVlGr
youtu.be/vhBjwNsucqw
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_331431.html
youtube.com/watch?v=JE3D7ZlbWNA
aliexpress.com/item/2015-Newest-Xiaomi-Partner-Original-1MORE-Piston-Pod-Earphone-In-Ear-HiFi-Headphones-for-Xiaomi-Note/32296058948.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10037_507_10032_10020_10017_10021_10022_10009_10008_9999_10018_101_10019,searchweb201603_6&btsid=a763cb59-ee6e-4ac3-b53a-b9ac56efcc47
aliexpress.com/item/AB14989-91-BYZ-S800-Universal-3-5mm-Noodle-Wired-Control-In-Ear-Earphone-Music-Headset-Clear/32493092893.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10037_507_10032_10020_10017_10021_10022_10009_10008_9999_10018_101_10019,searchweb201603_6&btsid=a763cb59-ee6e-4ac3-b53a-b9ac56efcc47
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_16984.html
gearbest.com/iphone-headsets/pp_348544.html
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_16515.html
youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg
banggood.com/1-Set-Male-Urinal-Pee-Holder-Bag-Test-Bladder-Incontinence-Aid-Bathroom-Health-1000ml-p-1043722.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

This one

gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_198677.html

or this one

gearbest.com/virtual-reality/pp_280357.html ??

Shinecon of course

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Does xiaomi just update the ui, or do they update the actually android too?

MIUI is kept up to date regardless of the android version but they sometimes upgrade android too.

Just drop that bullshit and install AOSP/CM/whatever on it.

>the actual Android

So if I'm going to be removing miui, which is what's getting updated, why not just go for another phone like an oukitel k6000 pro instead?

Only reason I was told to choose the xiaomi over that was updates.

No.
The Xiaomeme phones have an active ROM scene so you will continue to get updated AOSP ROMs and various Pajeet shit.
All support for Oukitel will be dropped five minutes after the phone comes out and there will be no third-party ROM development

Problem?

Fair enough. I hadn't considered that.
Thanks user, will just stick to the redmi then.

While oukitel is still relevant, I'm looking for a decent cheap phone for my dad. He only uses it for calls and texts.

But I also want to get him something relatively durable too, since he hates cases.

Is the k4000 pro alright for basic telephony?
He doesn't care about updates and will never go online with the device.

Any cool flip Android phones out yet? Or are we still stuck with that Lenovo?

Bear in mind, though, that having the latest bleeding-edge Android version isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's not like must-have features get added every five minutes and any shortcomings can generally be worked around with third-party tools.
Personally I'd like you to get the Oukitel since we don't have a meaningful corpus of reviews on their shit so far. That said, if it were me I'd be sticking to the known quantity and getting the Xiaomeme since there only seem to be one or two anons reporting problems with them out of the many who have bought one.

Why are there so many threads?

That's very honest of you user.

I'm also though, so if I get it for my dad, I'll review it for you guys here too.

Seems like a pretty popular brand, for a chinkbrand, in csg and online. They even have a facebook hate page, kek.

Is this Overchan?

autism and infighting

this gen has unfortunately attracted a number of people who really shouldnt be here

Clover

Cannonsensei is shilling his shitty art.
There's also a lot of competition between Aliexpress sellers to gain a stronghold on Sup Forums.

Do sellers actually come here?

There has been a lot of non-public coupon codes posted on here and store recommendations on here are another major red flag.

Damn, that's neat.

It's not those shitty "spend $600 and get $2 off" type of coupons though, are they?

I feel like this kid with all the Xiaomi shit I have lying around. Fuck, I could probably recreate this picture.

Did you guys see the counterfeit Keyport?

aliexpress.com/item/Keyport-Slide-Starter-Bundle-Compact-Key-Holder-Hi-Tech-EDC-Keychain-Alt-edc-gear/32602703950.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.W1yO9R&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_1_10037_10017_10021_507_10022_10032_10009_10020_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_7&btsid=40a580af-cab4-455e-b65f-8ff15667c95b

Not sure if it's worth it though, it's only slightly cheaper than the real thing.

mykeyport.com/store/slides/keyport-slide-2.html?color=SLD2-CR

Do Macfag Meme Dude instead please.

...

Kek

Easily one of the best memes on Sup Forums

seems bulky... the double pocketknife looking one seems better

Since most chinese shit doesn't come in boxes just pile up all your padded envelopes on the bookcase

Glue 6 packages together into a box

Yes please, get it and review it.

The description appears to be copied from the legit website and it doesn't match up at all with the pictures. The pictures basically show a shitty multitool where the description says it has some key blanks and light. I'd get that if it matched the description but without any keyblanks, it's useless for the intended purpose.

Is FastTech reliable or will i just get chinked? i rarely see people talking about it even though it seems decent

Are sharks still the best deal for memory?

Hb build quality?

Pretty much. I don't think csg has found a better deal yet

>anons help me!


Best place to buy some of those earth magnets? the round ones? could be fun!

has anyone had any experience with them?

Aliexpress should have them. Buy from a seller with good reviews, and don't forget to read them user

gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_190697.html

I found this

and this

aliexpress.com/item/500pcs-Bulk-Small-Round-NdFeB-Neodymium-Disc-Magnets-Dia-3mm-x-1mm-N35-Super-Powerful-Strong/1376785308.html?s=p&spm=2114.01010208.6.4.2fVlGr

they're cheaper than expected

Chuwi Hi8 pro vs Teclast X80 Pro

Help me guys please.

Teclast.

Better screen.

My girlfriend has retarded small ears, so the only earphones she can use, are ones like Apples pic related.
However, hers break more and more for each day.

Are there any similar good chink earphones?

IT'S SHILL TIME! My Subor D99 Famiclone Review youtu.be/vhBjwNsucqw

its only 29$ nigger

I can also go ahead and pay $30 for in-ears for myself, but why would I do that, when I can get superior $10 in-ears from China?

The issue isn't the price, it's the sound. If there are better and cheaper options from China, why wouldn't I do buy that?

STILL stuck in customs.

Fasttech is very much legit and have some of the best deals on e-cig shit as well as assorted electronics. They often use Singapore Post, though, which is very slow.

So she can't use any iems? Even with the different sized silicone bits?

Nope. At least not any we've tried, and she has tried some pretty small ones.

get a new gf

Looks for some "sport" ear buds that hang on the ear. Some of them have the speaker part sitting against the ear canal rather than in the ear canal. She's going to lose out on sound isolation though.

I'll look into that, thanks. Isolation isn't an issue, she's mostly using it for biking.

Are there chink phones without baseband/3g transmitter? Only needs to be able to run Signal/similar, don't need anything too fancy as long as it isn't botnet.

Try ear sex and see if she gets more loose

Dick's too big, mate.

Nothing new to see, plenty of reviews already.

Also the screen ratio is not the same as the original GBC, your games will look stretched.

>ordered new belt, reversible micro usb cable and Wales Away Shirt

hurry up you chinks

also, anything else I should buy for like £5-10?

has anyone tried these instead of shark cards.
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_331431.html
the reviews seem solid and looks fast enough my phone won't timeout when formating as internal.

I'm seeing the weirdest bug on this page only.
My page is flashing for some reason, all elements on the page are going invisible for a second and reappearing.

Dirty Reviews user here. Don't buy Chink apple clones they are terrbile.

Video related.
youtube.com/watch?v=JE3D7ZlbWNA

The same just began happening for me. Weird.

I'm not interested in fakes either, just something in the same style.

Okay let me check for you.

These seem to be the best option for someone who does not like silicone tipped earphones.

aliexpress.com/item/2015-Newest-Xiaomi-Partner-Original-1MORE-Piston-Pod-Earphone-In-Ear-HiFi-Headphones-for-Xiaomi-Note/32296058948.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10037_507_10032_10020_10017_10021_10022_10009_10008_9999_10018_101_10019,searchweb201603_6&btsid=a763cb59-ee6e-4ac3-b53a-b9ac56efcc47

aliexpress.com/item/AB14989-91-BYZ-S800-Universal-3-5mm-Noodle-Wired-Control-In-Ear-Earphone-Music-Headset-Clear/32493092893.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10037_507_10032_10020_10017_10021_10022_10009_10008_9999_10018_101_10019,searchweb201603_6&btsid=a763cb59-ee6e-4ac3-b53a-b9ac56efcc47

gearbest.com/earphones/pp_16984.html

gearbest.com/iphone-headsets/pp_348544.html

gearbest.com/earphones/pp_16515.html

Here's my channel if you want some quick Chinese product reviews.
youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

>Using my oc

>heres my channel for Chinese reviews
No need to shill every post

My bad.

Thanks, I'll look into them.
There's also the Piston Air... I think I'll wait for some reviews, though.

Anyone have experience with Football shirts from Ali? Was thinking of buying a Germany Away shirt.

It'd help if you posted in the current thread and let this one die off instead.

Any recommendations on HDDs?

my 18 dollar Chinkbay laptop order was canceled
>inevitable feels

>fawkes mask
topkek

Damn, I made it into the news!

Its almost worth the 20usd, 5 hours, and infinite amount of bullshit it takes filing a dispute!

I found this and thought you guys might be interested

banggood.com/1-Set-Male-Urinal-Pee-Holder-Bag-Test-Bladder-Incontinence-Aid-Bathroom-Health-1000ml-p-1043722.html

Someone pls buy one and post a review

post good ipods please im im in the need of one. please try and find one that only plays music

Well fuck me why is this thread dead?

I was looking forward to that user.

Read the sticky.

Someone made this thread, then someone made a maki edition thread, then for some reason the maki one got more bumps(probably samefagging), then seeing 2 threads at the same time someone started making more.

tl;dr maki is cancer

Is /csg/ taking over Sup Forums?

desu it's the only reason I visit Sup Forums.

Riuzu

Best case for Redmi note 3?

after 2 months, gaybest delivers my chink shit

Pretty much. It's the most cancerous.

It's stupid, really, when everyone's fighting each other to be op and threads get spammed.

Just move into the first thread ffs, no one cares that you are maki in the op.

so far not bad

Nice bit of revisionist history, stop trying to spin this into something that it's not when I already explained what happened and when nobody was posting in you made those two other threads one just to piss off Sup Forums again.

tl;dr Chinese Autist is at it again.

The hybrids are one of my favourite cheap iems at the moment. So good value, also that inline control is handy.

Oh neat you got the hexacopter when everyone else got the H22.

Should have deleted your spam threads then you fucking autist. You're going to make csg the next homescreen threads with your bullshit.

yeah man, they sound really good.

i can't decide whether these or my sony mdr-xb50 sounds better

as for the hexacopter, i don't have any AA batteries lying around. i'll have to sacrifice one of my tv remotes for this
is there any particular reason why people are getting the H22 instead?

no gen consumer thread so
are the borders on a 21:9 screen annoying when watching a 16:9 movie on it?

What's the best case for a Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 my dudes?

>watching movies in 16:9
I don't mind the bars on my 16:10 monitor. It's all personal taste. I happen to like the bars because it makes a distinction from cheap fullscreen internet videos.

H22 was very cheap

On sale now!

Dont miss out on those extra chink flash sales by having to go pee, never leave the computer to browse cheap chink shit!

Was too late by that time to delete it, I only made one thread and everyone else didnt seem to mind seeing as that one reached bump limit with this one constantly sinking off to page 8.

I bought one of theese, how much fire is my house going to have?

>bumping your own thread to make it look more popular
>being this desperate for a maki thread

Pathetic.

how do they sound?
how different are they to the pistons v3?