Under the "number of sexual partners" question you responded with "N/A"

Under the "number of sexual partners" question you responded with "N/A".

What did you mean by this?

I am a robot

too many to remember

It means this question is illegal to ask; do it again and you'll be talking to my lawyers.

then how did you fill in the captcha?

It means you need to grow the fuck up.

I'm not really sure whether Thai prostitutes count or not.

I've had 3, but sex has never lasted more than 10 seconds.

Yeah I should probably kill myself.

edgy

No one is legally allowed to ask you this in a interview unless ots your doctor.

I can assure you it would be privacy concerns otherwise, as my partner count is in the double digits.

"I'm your doctor you stupid fuck."

Litterally nothing about that comment is edgy pre-teen.

In order for a comment to be edgy it must have violence or death in it.

Well, if you haven't been caught yet it's a pretty good sign.

And if it's that short, they probably don't remember your face very well.

bad sexual performance isn't terminal.
but you should probably kill yourself for lots of more justified reasons.

It means CONSTANT TECHNOLOGY.

>Thank you. We'll contact you if your profile makes it to the final selection.

I've had 2, 4 sex in total, and never came

It means I've been fucking you're mom.

How? It takes me 30 mins of straight on pumpin to bust.

it means "not of age"

This is me except it's happened 4 times on the first encounter. I got multiple chances with one of the girls and was eventually able to have somewhat normal sex.

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Not him, but I recorded the few interviews I had. If they brought up any bullshit like that I would have called my lawyers without delay. It's illegal in most of the civilized world.

>recorded the few interviews I had.
you should check with your lawyer to make sure that's okay. state-to-state regulations on recording conversations make it pretty risky to record something like this without everyone consenting.

I've never had sex.

>Not him, but I recorded the few interviews I had.
This.

I make sure my phone and smartwatch are on and recording from the moment I step foot into an unfamiliar environment where someone else has the capacity to fuck me over.

>this thread is still up
fucking janitors

Means I'm an asexual atypical otherkin gender-fluid, YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

see all-party consent laws exist in CA and a few other places, and some places carry criminal/felony status penalties. the laws differ in public and in private places as well, so if you have a team of lawyers on retainer as seems to, you should probably run each new case by them before you go and possibly commit a crime.

It's "asexual gender-fluid atypical otherkin" ffs

NaN

Sorry i couldn't estimate