Rank programming and scripting languages into what tiers they are

Rank programming and scripting languages into what tiers they are.

There's only one God Tier language: C

Then huge power gap.

Then there's most other languages.

Then theres another huge power gap.

Then theres functional programming.

Then there's a very thin gap.

Then there's feral animals.

Haskel - meme (except actually God tier)
Ruby - meme/actual pretty good
Java - highschool cs
Python - middle school cs

C++ god tier
all other languages are meme languages

not meme: c#, c++, objective c, swift, java, javascript, ruby, python
most other languages: meme

>"Learning Python as a first language is great"
>"If you learn one language, you'll quickly adapt to others"
>learns Python
>installs Linux
>wants to edit source code
>opens a C file
>fuck it

No, fuck off, retard.

>I only program in C

>take a C/C++ class
>half the lessons are about how a computer works internally
>the other half is warnings that the program is going to crash if you do basically anything

Pretty much

Then there's an idiot: YOU.

Python for scripting.
C and C++ for real programming.

kek.

Bc how are you supposed to effectively program in C when you have no idea what youre doing?

Think retards, this isnt html anymore.

Common Lisp
Scheme
Haskell
and then there is the rest

lol you're delusional if you think learning the basics of programming will make you understand such a complex system that operates at such a low level

I'm quoting other people saying learning Python makes other languages easier. I'm not the delusioned mate, go back to redit

>le go back to rebit xD
I just fucking got BTFO I shall never show my face around here, fucking me master over here nuking us all

Money Tier: C++, C#, Java
Poorfag Tier: Everything else

Which language do you use?

>the languages that will be still used by our grand children
C++ and possibly C
>the languages that will extinct
rest

>god tier
whatever language fits your needs best and suits your use case
>shit tier
languages shoehorned where they don't belong by banner waving retards

>Languages that will be used until
COBOL

>god tier
languages I know
>shit tier
languages you know

1. C++
all other languages are irrelevant

So is Java the generally recommended language to begin with?

With great power comes great responsibility.

hah thats like your catch phrase

I started with Lua, and that helped me pick up both Javascrpit, C++, C, and B.

I would say start out with Javascrpit though

>B

>learn Java/Python/ruby
>become a productive member of society

>learn C/Perl/Lisp
>circlejerk on Reddit and Sup Forums on how lean and fast your fizzbuzz implementation is

C
C++, Rust
Go, Javascript, Python


But if you not a fucking degen who just uses ready to use syntax, you would use ASM

If you want to end as a typing monkey then yes.

The only reason to go for Java is because every morron uses it to show his enterprise "skills" while throwing the word "platform independent" around like a feminist uses "sexism".

If you really want to know your shit and do something good for yourself go with C.

Real story
> Company
> "we need all of our programms to be platform independent"
> Never seen anything else then Windows there

I can't believe Java has come up so many times, absolute rubbish.

If you're in a Windows environment (you plan to make money) then stick with MS coding languages. .Net is great and can be leveraged in PowerShell for automation/administration work, and within a few years Modern Design Language will dominate when the Windows Phone market picks up.

Java = God Tier

God tier
Assembly, C, Lisp / Scheme

High Tier
C++, Perl, Python

Medium Tier
Java, C#, Go

Stupid tier
PHP, Basic, D, F#

Code Artisan tier
Ruby, JS, Rust, Node.js

Dead tier
COBOL, Pascal

Magic tier
Haskell

B is going to be the next meme language. I'll make sure of it!

I want to learn C so that I can code MUDs and play them by myself

/thread

This guy gets it.

Best language is Forth.

Is B related to C? looks similar

>Money Tier: C++, C#, Java

More like Pooinloo Tier

>crystal
no windows support tier.

haha nice one bro

God Tier: C, C++, ASM

Top Tier: Python, JavaScript, C#

le silicon valley startup tier: Ruby, Node.js, Rust

Sup Forums tier: Haskell, Scheme, Lua, D, Lisp

Unholy Abomination Tier: Java, Visual Basic, R

Makes sense.

>Praising Ruby
>Then shittalking Python and Java

accurate

ML-like: best tier
Lisp-like: good tier
C-like: ok tier
rest: shit tier

start with haskell

With the new haskell book, that might actually be viable now

...

>or rms

where is this from?

Land of Lisp

Performance Tier: C, C++
Average Tier: Java
Ease of Use Tier: Python

These three tiers are enough I guess

i.e. the tiers of
I want fast shit
I want shit
I want shit fast

>Winblows Phone
kek
keep dreaming

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

a year or two ago it used to be fun to read programming rate threads, this thread is proof that C/C++ fizzbuzz kiddies kill every could thread calling every other language a meme

this thread is a meme of stupidity