Wishing to become a white hat

Wishing to become a white hat..
is there any place where i can start my learning?
what are the bases?

>smashthestack
>overthewire

And the entire time you're there, you're going to be thinking the same thing you were thinking in high school algebra class; "when am I ever going to need to know this?!"

Just stick with it.

My girlfriend was talking to me about this "white/black/gray hat" thing. I asked what kind of hat it was and she seemed confused.

You need to practice white magic first to delve yourself in the auras of the paladin

How to become a white hat:
1) Orally pleasure the genitals of Brain Krebs.
2) Blog about exploits the rest of us found years ago as if they're new.
3) Weep because black hats will always be one step ahead and make more money in a day than you will in your entire life.
4) Look for vulnerabilities in company infrastructure and hope you get paid a meagre sum for your services (9 times out of 10 they'll just tell you to fuck off).
5) Kill yourself.

Alternatively:
1) Join the dark side
2) ???
3) $$$

All real hackers use gentoo

>the rest of us
*dons guy fawkes mask
*tips black hat*

cunt

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F1 - French Kissing: First base is equivalent to french kissing, not just kissing.
F2 - Feeling: Second base is touching of private extremities and/or appendages of the partners' body, aka boob touch.
F3 - Fellatio: Third base is oral sex.
F4 - Fcuk: A home run or four bases is full on, big time sex.

>fcuk
>full on, big time sex
wow. you're like a real big boy!

>rest of us
Because real ub3r l337 hax0rs browse Sup Forums's Sup Forums.

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Join the dark side, lurk for ~5 years.
Apply what you know but within the bounds of the law.

this.

Are you a good person OP? Or do you simply lack the conviction required to be bad?

What did he mean by this?

Literal Pajeet

t. butthurt white hat cuck

is there any place where i can start my learning?

Yes, the Internet. Now Fuck off faggot.

>if i haxor the CIA i'll get a six figure paycheck instead of six years for cyberterrorism
t. nigger hat cuck

>6 years
Lmao they'll jail you for life for something as retarded as pinging fbi.gov

Found the fedora cuck