Spray to remove human fluids

Hi /g
I have this issue,I fap 15-30times a day
but It is not the issue,Issue is that I get my all clothes dirty of sperm is there technology like spray substance to remove sperm from my clothes without damagin it or being too wet?
It is very important to me,help

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Get a dragon dildo and a chastity belt

This is why I don't buy things from neckbeards anymore.

Your used thinkpad is probably coated in dried cum.

Fap into a tissue.

This is what old socks are for OP. Why are you such a faggot?

>I fap 15-30times a day
Do yourself a favor and see a therapist.

washing machines and a good detergent.
or
jerk off nude

I tried but I run out of tissues in day or 2 and often i shoot too strongly and it ends up everywhere
I do not always have time to get nude and it is often cold

I need some hi-tech for this

/g do not let me down

user why are you spoiling the next game of thrones episode?

I hoped that no one will notice and then people talk about me after next episode like 'do you remember that faping faggot from /g' he knew!

Yes, OP should tone it down to 12 times a day like a normal person

I tried but then I have those girly things like : depression,thinking about future etc.

>like a normal person
What? Even has a teenager I jacked like once a day at most
Now perhaps once per week or more
Should I be taking vitamins or whatnot

way about kissoff.com/

>I fap 15-30times a day
but It is not the issue
>not an issue

user...

>I do not always have time to get nude

I found that 12 times a day and a session on shitposting can prevent that

>I fap 15-30 times a day
I can no longer sit back and allow Jewish infiltration, Jewish indoctrination, Jewish subversion and the international Jewish conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

The average person is awake for 16 hours a day
you fap upwards of 30 times a day
That is twice an hour every hour of your waking life
lawd have mercy

I m away 19 hours/day
I shitpost between faps
just look at this thread

'awake

yes, you must simply buy a can of hydrophobic spray and spray all of your clothes. then, the cum will just roll off onto the floor.

that is brillliant
i m gonna buy it tomorrow

user, try nofap, it's not a meme and do not let anyone else tell you otherwise

before nofap:
>depressed and tired all the time
>couldn't focus, did poorly in school
>could barely talk to women

after nofap:
>full of energy and optimistic
>doing really well in school
>can easily talk to girls and am more social

I'm trying noFap, but its going really bad, relapsing every day

h-hot

>Admin@Admin
>Broken english
>Obsessive masturbation

H-hiroshimoot?

I was with a Jewish girl once, and even though she begged I refused her my precious fluids. Do you understand now?

I can't fap more than every other day, how the fuck do you fap so much?!

just shoot on the floor and the wall
who gives a shit

What is it with people cumming all over themselves? Can't you just cum on a tissue?

As long as you do not give them your essence

I do most of time but 28from30 faps still make you covered in sperm i wear black shirts and it is easy to spot Shhh...no more tears only dreams now

Yeah three times a day is normal...

Get some fucking disciple you pleb.

this thread is better than everything else on the board minus the terry davis general. good job user

Thank you for feedback i will be sure to make more quality threads but it is 5am so good night anons

Just hold your foreskin :^)

Just fap while sitting on the toilet. Take a piss after you're done.