What's the point of encrypting your HD if they will throw you in jail if you don't decrypt?

What's the point of encrypting your HD if they will throw you in jail if you don't decrypt?

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What's the point of locking your door if the SWAT team will just break it down?

The police in pic is Dutch. We have no decryption orders.

But even for muricans encryption helps against (laptop) thieves and annoying family members. And encrypted communication helps against eaves dropping by criminals.

Why wouldnt you encrypt everything?

You give them the fake decryption password

anyone else can access your shit, most windows systems have their filesystems completely open

>tfw don't live in Burgerstan, Land of the Thousand Claps

Enjoy your "freedumbs" and cuckoldry, fatty.

Yea. Walk into 99% of business buildings boot Linux on a computer.. enjoy every file

It doesn't matter when your crytpo software has backdoors

Because you plead the five which means that the dea can and will make you out as a culprit via rhetoric on the jury. The five is easily thought of as an admission of guilt,and once you play this card you cannot unplayable it

My shit is only encrypted so in the off chance my laptop, phone, or tablet is stolen, the thief has nothing more than a fancy paperweight. If my stuff was ever suspect and I was required to decrypt it, no problem.

I'm not on for the " nothing to hide nothing to fear" mantra, but I'll be damned if in going to spend any time in jail for a principal. The most sensitive data I have is a plaintext document of passwords for various services/sites I use.

Because that way no one is going to rape you in jail

Fucking idiot

Just write a panic script into your login. Type in the panic pasword and it punches as many holes as it can before rebooting.

simple solution to this

>use keyfile on micro sd to decrypt your HDD
>feds come after you, you 'accidentally' break the card.

It's not credible you only have one copy of the keyfile, trusting everything on a micro sd

Can I get arrested by her and ask for her to be held against me?

Are you saying the feds won't trust that the only copy of the keyfile is destroyed?

If so then they can claim that just about any random space on your HD is actually encrypted, and demand the encryption key.

that's a nice policebutt
I'll enjoy it now, since it will be creepy when my sister joins the force.

This

>creepy
fucking normie
start spying on your sister now so you get even more turned on by her in uniform

>implying it won't be better when she comes home in her tight policebutt uniform and sits on your face, farting until you fall unconscious from suffocation, only to wake up to more farts
lad..

>tfw she will never sit on you

Is Sup Forums slow only for me? Or you guys have the same issue?

>whats the point of living if we're all going to die anyways?

I've made fun of people for brown-nosing cops before, but you're making it too easy

So you can tell your new prison friends you're in for industrial espionage and not cheese pizza.

Going to jail is the only way linux/pedos will get laid.

Whats the point of decrypting terrabytes of porn and dank memes?

Nothing. You all are just edgy degenerates.

>decryption
encrypting, sorry, this subject makes me retarded

I'd let her in my backdoor if you know what I mean

You get a lesser sentence

Explains why india has so much population

>Get Arrested by her
>Resist
>Sits on you to put on cufs
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Finallytouchedafemale.png

It was slow for me yesterday. But now it's back to normal.

Everything is slow for me suddenly

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT STRAYAN INTERNET I SWEAR

You have to tell them you forgot, and make it believable. If you taunt them and act smug you deserve what you get.

It was weird, I monitored my Network traffic and I just didn't get a lot. When doing speed tests, it would jump up to it's usual speed, but loading any site was slow.
It also only appeared to be like that on my PC, on my phone it all loaded normally.

SOunds like DNS problems.

I wish I knew this feel

Use a program that decrypts with one password and purges everything with another one.

Such as?

It's not as amazing as you think. And it wears off

I don't think it's hard to program one

>its not hard to implement encryption in a program

ok pleb try it and use it and see how good it is

If you're at a point in your life where the police know you have cp on your computer, and you've been arrested and charged for having cp on your computer, and you encrypted your hard drive because you keep cp on your computer - then take a look around and realize everything going on is your fault, and you deserve everything the legal system throws at you.

>>its not hard to implement encryption in a program
here's an open source one on google code
it's about 2.5 MB. Probably a weekend project.
code.google.com/archive/p/beerbottle/

Depending on where you live, chinese cartoons can be considered cheese pizza, so I don't think it's fair to say that someone in that particular situation will always deserve everything the legal system throws at you.

You can chimerize a bash script with something like LUKS

So I can sue the government after they violate my 5A right to not incriminate myself.

there's already a judicial precedent, you won't have a case

>Such as?
generally you'd either use a hidden operating system (veracrypt.codeplex.com/wikipage?title=Hidden Operating System) or a startup script which, when logged in (as the wrong user/password), immediately runs rm -rf /

>there's already a judicial precedent
Citation?
I believe the only case that the government has to require decryption is if they have independent proof that there is information on the drive and that was an iffy case which wasn't appealed.

What the fuck are you guys talking about, fucking retards.

Yeah, you can make one in some minutes, but the encryption won't we worth shit even if its aes256 you fucking animals. DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN IMPLEMENT IT WITHOUT HAVING EVEN A SINGLE BUG/HOLE?

thats the hard part retards

A single bug in shit like these will fuck up your "encryption"

>A single bug in shit like these will fuck up your "encryption"
So basically, what you're saying is, it's impossible to encrypt anything?
You need to keep in mind that the encryption breakers and masters of exploits work at the NSA, not the FBI or your local sheriff's office, and as such won't be involved in your case (unless of course, you are suspected of something worse than cheese pizza).
Even if your encryption scheme has a bug, or even a significant design oversight, local PD probably isn't going to be able to do anything with it.

That's obstruction, which is probably just as serious of a crime as whatever you were accused of doing in the first place

vocaroo.com/i/s0v7y8O9VOLj

>A single bug in shit like these will fuck up your "encryption"
encryption is testable, user
just like any other software
you wouldn't release or use it without running provably-correct tests, including known-plaintext and known-cypertext checks.

Why are you trying to break the law in the first place you scum of society?

let's talk about that juicy ass for a second lads

Debatable, some crimes that can be hidden with encryption will net you more than 20 years (in the US at least).

Just ask this guy to do it for you. He's a genius, probably won't charge you much. A couple of watermelons, I think should be enough.

>you wouldn't release or use it without running provably-correct tests

So once you finish testing it, its bulletproof and no one can do anything to it anymore, because you made "all" the tests and known "checks" ?

lol, do you know what software receive updates?

What about the unknown checks your simple brain doesn't know about?

What about other bugs you just CAN'T know exist until a specialist looks at it?

Or maybe you are the ultimate God who just knows everything?

In many jurisdictions the maximum possible obstruction sentence is equal to the sentence for the crime connected to the obstruction. And in an instance like "breaking the only key to incriminating, encrypted files right as the FBI breaks down your door", it's an easy conviction.

Odd, nothing in the wikipedia article on obstruction says that.
Could you provide a citation?

theblaze.com/stories/2011/10/04/calif-appeals-court-approves-cell-phone-searches-during-traffic-stops/

Also a fingerprint doesn't work like a password they can legally enter your phone without probable cause. Encrypt your shit and use a strong password.

Rubberhose encryption, you braindead mouthbreather.

Stops the random nig from seeing my files when my Thinkpad (TM) gets stolen.

I sometimes go to a crowded bar after work, and have it in a bag in the corner where anyone could just grab it.
I would worry if I didn't encrypt.

Here's one of the first results on google:

>ohiobar.org/forpublic/resources/lawyoucanuse/pages/lawyoucanuse-132.aspx

>Q: What is the penalty for obstruction?
>A: Generally, federal obstruction of justice is punishable by up to five years in prison. If the obstruction occurs in connection with the trial of a federal criminal case, the defendant may be sentenced to either five years in prison, or the maximum sentence that could be imposed in the trial in which the obstruction occurred, whichever is greater. For example, if the obstruction occurs in connection with a drug trafficking case carrying a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison, the person who obstructed justice might receive 20 years in prison for obstructing justice. If the person who obstructed justice was also the defendant in the drug trafficking case, the obstruction sentence might be added to the drug trafficking sentence, for a maximum possible sentence of 40 years in prison.

>dealing drugs is still not legal in his country

You gotta be 18 to be here

Is it really just cheese pizza that people are encrypting? Sup Forums has always been vague about it but I assumed at the least you guys had some kind of world domination plan that you need under lock and key, but kid poon? That's why encryption is so stressed here?

lol is that a nigger in a supervisory role?

I hope not.

Police are just copying your phone if they feel like at traffic stops though so who knows.

The HDD password is just the decoy.

All the real stuff is inside a truecrypt image called 'Game.of.Thrones.S5E3.1080p.mkv'

child pornography is literally the worst thing in the world. If you went to prison for murdering a dozen people or for having a cool plan to nuke the superbowl nobody in prison would give a fuck.

But CP? You gon' get raped for sure

I got my SD card encrypted because of my dick pics.

lol, is that a racist with Internet access?

>nigger
**Independent black man who don't need a white boy

to B L A C K others' wives

Why save them? Can't you just take a new one if you need it?

Spot the black guy

Because I am proud of my footlong dick

"I forgot the password"

> If the obstruction occurs in connection with the trial of a federal criminal case
Is cheese pizza possession a federal crime?

Sometimes you're just having a good dick day. You ever wake up and you're like WOW my dick is big this morning compared to normal?

Well I don't have a dick so...

Oh, well there's a good chance the dick pix he saved are really nice ones where his dick is looking really good.

Not necessarily, encryption is basically just privacy.

You do have boobies

underageb&

I am 29, but nice try faget.

Ooooooo. Dat ass!

they won't unless you live in the US or UK.
Both countries are shit and you deserve everything that happens to you if you live there.

So that you can pretend not to be a pedophile by claiming you won't decrypt your harddrive out of principle.

But that's not obstruction you stupid faggot.
They have to prove it, and they won't, since the sd card won't be readable anymore.

I'm not encrypting it for them, but for not-them. Various thieves and such.

>they don't copy the HD

you retarded?

Would decompile her ass if you know what i mean :^)

Yup. The first thing any forensics worker does is clone the drive.

How many snapped SD cards do you have lying around? All they have to prove is that you broke it with the intent of impeding their investigation, which is not nearly as hard as you think. Evidence that it was broken deliberately is more than enough to file obstruction charges; they don't need to know what was on the drive.