INDIAN SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH

India launched its very first reusable space shuttle.

Indians will be the first humans on Mars.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1
youtube.com/watch?v=tGE1WUXS-UY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Orbiter_Mission
space.com/23203-india-mars-orbiter-mission-photos.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INSAS_rifle
yahoo.com/news/indias-mini-space-shuttle-blasts-off-055028209.html
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Is this rocket taking their poo to the loo?

POO

They must really be out of streets to shit in

I'd prefer that they aren't. They defecate enough on this planet, Mars has done nothing to deserve that fate.

DESIGNATED SHITTING ORBITERS

America already shat on the moon.
There is nothing in space for the poos in loos. They can't accomplish anything that wasn't done by either the soviets or america

Nice for them, I guess.

Indians are really not that bad despite the memes, let me tell you the chinks will be 100x worse in their relations with the west.

First for critical density of space trash reached causing chain reaction à la "Gravity".

First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win

t. Mahatma Gandhi

That's a one little poo for the street
But a giant dung for everyone else

you know that's a made-up quote right

>s-see guys, we made it!!! guys LOOK WE MADE IT AHAHHAA
we already shat on mars years before you did :^)

I wasn't aware you could build a rocket copy pasting code from Stack Overflow

Then you poo in the loo

Wow building a rocket is so hard

just dropping this here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1

>their country is full of poor and uneducated people
>let's make a space shuttle

gypsies can never be trusted

America is full of poor uneducated people and so is Russia. Didn't stop them from going into space.

Did you run out of places to poo? Mars is not your loo.

>every other country has pretty much dropped their space programs
>india starts theirs
cant loose without competition

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They can't even build a F1 car that works, I doubt the rocket will work for long.
youtube.com/watch?v=tGE1WUXS-UY

>starts

India already has a satellite orbiting Mars.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Orbiter_Mission

space.com/23203-india-mars-orbiter-mission-photos.html

America stopped because they are bankrupt and rather spend their money on tax breaks for the rich.

How long until we become the first solid ringed planet?

>tax breaks
>spending money
Statists, now even once

Americans don't live in huts and they don't shit in the streets. Americans don't kill people because they bad mouth a cow. Americans have a better education system that has a fuck ton of money put into it.

People in India live off of farm land to barely even survive. The kids eat green bananas because if they wait other people will eat the green bananas before them.

DESGINATED
SHITTING
STREETS
ON MARS

>engine sounds like a runaway 4cyl carb'd diesel, probably from a pre-WW2 soviet truck
>2 major consecutive failures in the 1st lap
>actual champions and authorities present so this is srs biznis
oh yeah, superpower by 2020

>Indians will be the first humans on Mars.

we'll have to call it "the brown planet" then

superpower soon, watch out martians, they've got guns
actual wiki page en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INSAS_rifle

They spent 10 million pounds on a model shuttle, a fake shuttle, that doesn't actually have any capabilities and will burn up on re-entry.

This is less impressive than their satellite launches.

America is one of the most unequal countries on earth with hundreds of thousands of people living in their streets.

If America's education system was so great, they wouldn't need to be importing thousands of Indians to do their technology jobs and be their medical doctors.

It's not about how much you spend but what you do with it.

America is about freedom.
Thousands of people come here to work in those fields because their own countries suck ass. All it does is drain the talent from their shitty country ensuring it will never ever get better.

kek

>scatterometer

>INSAS rifle
>INSAS is an anagram of IN ASS
>IN ASS is where the poo is before it hits the street
It's like they're doing it on purpose

yahoo.com/news/indias-mini-space-shuttle-blasts-off-055028209.html

Survived re-entry intact.

Did an Indian cuck you or something?

ONE SMALL POO FOR INDIA, ONE GIANT SHIT FOR MANKIND

>racist weeaboo
Is such a thing even possible?

top fucking kek

SUPERPOWER BY 2020

Maybe they should spend money on loo instead of rocket.

lol the article says it glided back down and splashed down into the ocean.

It can't fly the thing burned up in the atmosphere and crashed into the water.

the reusable launch vehicle won't be launched until after 2030 this was just a test launch.

nobody in India except nationalist fanbois and illiterate village folk think india is "better".
but it's kinda like your family, you can't disown them even if your best friend's parents are way cooler and rich or whatever.
and it does feel like a family for indians given that indians usually have large extended families that mostly live in India.
but you hope that when you become a parent you can do all those things for your kids.

>lol the article says it glided back down and splashed down into the ocean.

That's what's supposed to happen. Are you a moron with no reading comp, or do you just know nothing about space tech?

>It can't fly the thing burned up in the atmosphere and crashed into the water.

>"We have located the place where the vehicle is floating. The landing was soft and the vehicle did not break," Sivan told AFP.

>An Indian sattelite called ScatSat
You CANNOT make this up

He means it didn't break into pieces.
None of the equipment was functioning and it crashed where they wanted it to.
Soft is relative lmao.

that was pretty fucking funny
like in a silent movie where the wheels all fall off sideways and the guy is just left holding the steering wheel
fucking hell it got up to a top speed of maybe 4-5 mph?

You'd think these shitniggers would think before they name that crap.

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[spoiler]nobody cares[/spoiler]

>None of the equipment was functioning

Where's your source on this?
Why are you so jelly of India, lol

DESIGNATED SHITTING PLANETS

I guess Mars is off limits now, get a move on and colonize the others before it's too late

2020

>First they ignore you
>Then they laugh at you
>Then they fight you
>Then you die
Purge shitskins.

>You'd think these shitniggers would think before they name that crap.
>crap

you forgot the last part if his quote
>then you fuck your underage nieces

just remember the good the shitting street does

>beginning of india's military space armament
>orbital bombardment
>with poo

>India colonizes other solar systems
>their species diverges more and more from us
>they literally become Nurgle plague servants

Emperor, save us!

bring it on, nigger.

and now for an actual quote you could have used that was not fake-said by an indian guy

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Guys, you should admire them. It's really a big scientific achievement to develop a rocket engine that uses shit as its main fuel

You my friend have not been to East Oakland, or any major city in the midwest

that's rich, coming from a shitnigger

If you would read about the project, it wasn't designed to function past re-entry. It was MADE to burn up and crash, they got all the relevant data from it while it was crashing.

It was the equivalent of dropping a crash test dummy wrapped in aluminum from high altitude. They didn't even technically put it in space. Get educated.

OK. This is normal for testing a re-usable craft, and the fact that few have developed re-usable craft makes it impressive that they did.

>They didn't even technically put it in space.

You realize they've put spacecraft on the moon and in Mars orbit, right? Not as if they don't have the capability

I do, just saying that they aren't even to the design stages yet, this isn't a shuttle.

They're gonna help fertilize the martian soil to grow potatoes

nah, I mean most white people today are literally like 10% nigger by birth.

All quotes are made up...

>Implying they don't pay them less

that's not necessary, India has a lot of people hate it, muslim, paki, some chinese, whites, and traitorous indians too

you can't tell who is posting, you can't assume like that no matter what they post short of an image with ID.

so you should not post these things.

what i have to say to whites and east asians is, india is not the enemy of china japan korea europe US russia etc.
India does not have enemies like that.
we are not looking to replace other countries, annex countries, or races.
we just want to develop, earn money for ourselves, and exchange ideas.
but we have many problems we are trying to overcome, but we are very hopeful as well.

indians are not going to steal your work either, i think in the long run more jobs will be made as indians devellop economically and many will be lost to automation anyway.

if you don't want to accept india, then i think it will be everyone's loss.

It was actually a test to see how poo on a large scale would land in a loo

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There is a difference between "I don't wanna live by the man's rules therefore I choose to live in the street" and "my country is so fucking poor that there is nothing else for me to do but live in the street"

underrated.

Dude, at least they knew what went wrong, can't get everything right on the first try.

>weeabo
>not racist

Is such a thing even possible? I knew a few autisitic weeaboos in high school, they'd go on about how America's people and culture sucked and anime was the best thing ever.

i hate that i like the guns design but its made by india

>America's people and culture
is not a race

"white" is a race.

you are thinking of Nationalist.

phobos is the designated shitting moon

METHANE
LAUNCH

Good shit (no pun intended)

They'll fertalize the Martian landscape so that the rest of humanity can make a home on the Red Planet one day. Salute.

russias next generation fighter is partly designed by india

Bollywood remake of Total recall would be glorious

DESIGNATED

SHITTING

PLANETS

>Sup Forums is openly racist towards india
>god forbid a shitty tripfag decided to be one towards india too

>Designated shitting planet

Channeling the Japanese man makes you racist towards all of the filthy gaijin, I imagine the Japanese are quite racist towards Indians as well.

According to many tumblrites Japanese men are honorary white men.

Why is India such a shit hole? I thought Indians claimed to be smart.

White countries in suicide watch

>thinking people choose to live in the streets in America and not because they're poor

High school must be tough for for your little brain

That is literally the case here

India is not nearly that bad, it's mostly sensationalism from news media and Sup Forums that gives you the wrong impression.

It's definitely not for beginner travelers because the food and culture and climate is often very different, people take a long time to adjust, if you are afraid you should just purchase decent hotel accommodations or stay down south, it's not different from any other developing country.

>If you dont let Indians poo in space, they win.
What did he mean by this?