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not working on anything, dont really want to, not enough time tbqh

Dubs decides what trivial thing I write

CHIP-8 emulator

lmc assembler

A calculus of construction typer and interpreter.

Rewrite the linux kernel in Haskell

I sit in the same IKEA office chair right now.

I'm trying to learn javascript coming from C, but I don't know anything about functional programming.

It's like I'm back at square one.

brainfuck to asm compiler with no intermediate language

about to commit all my python codes

a girlfriend

>mfw trying to get through eloquentjavascript.net after C
My brain isn't ready for this

json parser written in javascript

>shitty github git client
Literally gitkraken is faster, sexier, more feature-full and all around better. Plus it's on all 3 OS'

bdcampbell.net/javascript/book/javascript_the_good_parts.pdf

Raymarcher in GLSL at shadertoy.

neural network for memes

plz make virtual gf

>javascript
>functional programming
No

Trying to use Javascript for FP is an exercise in frustration, futility and misery.

>javascript
>bad parts
"use strict"

There, i fixed it for you

That's all it's good for though. The only OO framework is Angular, and who in their right mind would write SPAs as a hobby in 2016?

>Trying to use Javascript for FP is an exercise in frustration, futility and misery.
You are dum-dum. JS is excellent for functional programming, it's a scheme with Java syntax.

>That's all it's good for though

dunno, I write physics simulator and evolutionary algorithms in JS

I can't be bothered with it. Feels crappy because it'd be useful.

>using js for backend shit
get with the times fags

the sky is blue

Has the node meme finally ended? Thank fuck for that.

We've only mentioned front-end js, nobody's brought up node

>all 3
>not including Solaris

Give a printer emotions

Database of your faps, with stats like duration, number of ejaculations, number of orgasms, and what you thought about during it.

>solaris
>16 years after y2k

Write a raytracer in GLSL on shadertoy

...

>Guis

unfortunately no, since it's only good for automation tasks. Everything else is hell working with it
>promises
Can't believe this shit passed QA

nice meme

A program that calculates how much Sup Forums sucks at times.

>Not using node to write simple and short webservers

Using C is like CuCking yourself, seriously, don't you value your time?

even fucking python is better than js kill yourself

>implying even /dpt/ would stoop so low as to use C when frameworks exist
>node in the year 2016
Python/Django masterrace

Fucking hell. Again? Saw the same pic yesterday.

Who C+Python masterrace?

both of those languages are shit, idiot fag

>le Solaris dead meme

>idiot fag
t. Pajeet

Python is badly designed language without standard and with super slow default implementation.

Node is a great software platform. It is based on standard, high performance, dynamic language. There are libraries for everything. It just werks.

>Solaris
>not dead

NetDevOps here.
Writing DNS monitoring scripts for ExaBGP.
It monitors the anycast DNS servers on our main sites, and withdraws the anycast routes when something goes wrong.
I still have to do the alerting part, so we get e-mail when DNS is malfunctioning.

I'm making progress with my rpn calculator. Next step is to add support for ints and rationals.

rpc v0.4.0
> 3 2 %
1: 1.
> > > if >> 'next sto
1: 1.
> clear
> 10
1: 10.
> next
1: 5.
> next
1: 16.
> next
1: 8.
> next
1: 4.
> next
1: 2.
> next
1: 1.
> next
1: 4.
> next
1: 2.
> next
1: 1.

>I dont understand branching structures and asynchronous programming
Look at this faggot

"Hello World"
In x86 assembly

>still defending node's implementation
nice meme

>photoshopping books into the hands of pretty girls and doing artifacts to cover how bad you are

>his back-end stack isn't Python/Django

JavaScript is barely similar to Scheme and anyways, Scheme isn't made for FP
JavaScript has mutability by default, first-class assignment syntax, loops in the language (for/while), no continuations, statements for 90% of the syntax, etc. it's clearly not very similar to Scheme or any FP language out there

stop posting traps FAG

It doesn't look like her nose changed.. What is this?
She looks way better though.

>girl

No way that's a girl, house is a fucking tip

All of those are the meme parts of functional programming

JS has the necessary parts

which are?

>implying I care

higher-order functions and closures

Im debugging TranslateAcceleretaor but the adress of the import function is wrong :(

why the debugger is taking the breakpoint in user32.dll when it should be in the moudel iefrmae ?

and when I look at the address in ieframe pointed from the table theres is no call to the function Im debugging

3DPD

Keyboard interrupt handler in assembly for LC3 architecture

>windows xp
kys

every language can have these. C#, C++, Java now, VB.NET

>3DPD
kys

I wasn't debating against that

I'm so confused right now. I have a private ArrayList variable, which in one method of the class has ArrayLists assigned to it. I've watched this in debug. Then when I move onto the next method, everything in it becomes null, same capacity.

w0t?

WINRAR

>emoticon
kys

FP is a paradigm so yeah what's your point?

So, what exactly is the problem? Describe in more detail.

Also, kys.

Javascript having them does not make Javascript a functional language. if you accept that Javascript is functional/influenced by Scheme (when the only thing you can cite as Scheme influence is closures and dynamic typing) you might as well accept every language ever made as a functional language

No one said it was a functional language. All that has been mentioned is functional programming concepts

kys

see: also, can you imperative fags decide what you want to call closures already? first they were an imperative concept to make it sound like there's no FP influence in imperative languages, now you're saying they come from FP but they're the only good part

>see
First quote mentioned using it for functional programming
Second quote was a reply to someone mentioning functional programming

kys

the problem is that i want to put a BP in TranslateAccelerator in the ieframe module, but the debugger got it all wrong and send me to the wrong adress call

also kys you all ;^)

>winking carat face
kys

This might not be the best place to ask but it is related to a programming project so I will give it a shot.

What do I do to solve this equation in pic related? Specifically the part in parentheses. It looks like a matrix but how could I solve for a single number in that case? Mainly I just need to know what kind of math this is so that I can find the solution, thanks.

wtf is that notation with the 2½

ah maybe they're separate like (cot(b)/2, 1/2)

did you try FOILing it?

What's the best way to parse a Sup Forums page in C?

its a vector

>misspelling caret as carat

kys

by using python's requests library

>What do I do to solve this equation in pic related?
first, format it legibly
what the fuck is that quotient
is that a quantity divided by a permutation?

jansson

curl and strstr

>kys
kys

>what is a meme
kys

But the TranslateAccelerator function is in the User32 module, not ieframe.

And if that's you highlighting the "A8182940", that's the same as 402918A8, the bytes are stored backwards because little-endian.

>tripfagging
kys

Okay Sup Forums, time to unveil my plan.

I plan on making a animation app (something on par with your standard gif maker). What are some features I should have?

ability to kys