Sup Forums humor thread?

Sup Forums humor thread

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HAHAHAHAHA
really clever user xdd

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Weird. I checked the archives.
I'll go dump my Pajeet there

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Moar

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This should actually be in a cringe comp.

here u go, might have a couple more honestly

Kek at the jewLogo™

fresh OC here

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Anyone got some more "girls who code" cringe pics?

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I bet there is a less retarded looking setup for the right half.

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Hehe I'm an haxxer xD

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Is there a difference between "programming" and "coding"?

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Guys are programmers. Girls are coders.

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Hi I'm here for the C interview

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Jesus fuck

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Code is non-english syntax that is understood by some piece of software
Programming is creating a sequence of instructions to be executed by a machine

HTML is code but not programming
C++ is code and programming

Why are there Windows 8 windows open when it looks like he's using a MacBook?

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>shitty recolor ocs
jesus fuck. If you are going to be a sperg, dont half ass it.

what is humor

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wangdos runs better on older macs than whatever outdated version of OSX they support.

This cant be real.

Everyone goes a little insane as you get close to a 4.0 GPA.
Just in different ways.

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This man is too based.

Do you happen to have a picture of the other 6 page pony resume?

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This is how the iPhone would look like today if Wozniak wasn't canned

Oh shit I kek'd at this one. Caught me off guard.

More like just toss him in Gitmo and drug his food until he caves.

Ask him m8
pjreddie@gmail

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The other resume is by a girl.

>tfw one of my programs is in Sup Forums humor threads
>tfw i got my B.S. in Comp Sci 9 days ago
>tfw i actually made it

I can't believe it guys. I somehow managed to get a degree in something I honestly suck it. Yall should have seen my senior project.

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Megaman.png

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>listening to an mp3
my fucking sides

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Why would he even post this on ig

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Found it. It was about Zelda and was 8 pages.

are you the Javascript bro

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What HR person would actually bother with an 8 page full color resume?

never gets old

>doesn't have a trackpoint
>tumblr
>in a bath with gummy worms
not sure which is worse

>Average vim users

this is the average vim user

This is the quality code that I had for my senior project. The project that has to get approved by like 5 teachers and the head of the computer science department.

Thankfully I'm very good at bullshitting. Yall have no idea how long it took to type all that shit out, for hundreds and hundreds of lines. Even with copy paste.

ALL I WANTED TO FUCKING DO WAS COPY AND PASTE SOME SHIT

Someone from a graphics design startup.

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le ebkryptuons bogeymans

Jesus fuck dude, that's horrible

props for making it I guess, I hope you make it far t b h. become the meme that is CS, user

>she needs to join our start up
>lets invite her

holy shit even i can think of a better way to do that
int c = a
for (int i=0;i

>as you can expect, i have more than competent ITskills, i have experience with microsoft office and also powerpoint
my sides are on another plane of existence right now holy shit

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Holy shit I didn't even notice the full program on the right, you are out of your mind dude

I actually did make it. I commissioned as an officer. I head to flight school in November to be a pilot in the Navy. I just really suck at programming, but by the time I realized how much I sucked, it was too late to switch my degree (NROTC paying for college).

So basically, junior and senior year were a shitfest. I just cannibalized code from all over the internet and stuff just worked.

The sql file i posted went to 2000, because I didn't know how many students would be doing the science fair.

It isn't, it's been edited by someone on hete

I'm fuckin dying here dude, sounds like you're doing alright tho, mad props, keep faking it and making it

maximum comfy

You obviously can't. Your program works in 0 cases when works in 10 cases and even rises exception when its not.

Thanks man. I'm just baffled that I got a degree. Had a conversation with the department head/school chair head/whatever. It went something like this
>look ma'am, I just need a degree so I can go fly jets or helos for the Navy
>I will literally never write a single line of code the rest of my life
>I wont make the school's comp sci department look bad, if I dont interview for a job, so why not just let me get my degree

And to top it all off, I ended up graduating with a 3.5 GPA.

People underestimate people skills, even in a field like computer science. I would rub shoulders with all my teachers, bought a few of them a gift (bottle of tequila/whiskey/whatever they liked most), and was generally well liked by the entire department.

I figure I'll post some more of my code tomorrow when more people are awake. Provide some comedy, and give back to the community that gave me so much help these past 4 years.

Dat laptop keyboard

>actually sending that without remorse or shame
And I felt bad because I used a pirate themed PSD template

i should've put i = 1 but other than that it works in all cases

That book a shit.

Even when b < 2?

Still doesn't xD

Looks like it does from my end

>xD
Off yourself.

>can't write multiplication
stay mad pleb
it fails when b = 0

My waifu

Oh shit you're right, sorry about that

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it can't be zero... reread it?