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Hear that, Sup Forums?
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That's your time
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Cause the girls are storming your castle
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if youre not autistic (like me) you literally dont care

Holy dooly!

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Exactly why women will take over tech (again).

Woman mistakes saying things for doing things. News at eleven.

Real programmers are programming, not blathering soundbites for applause.

why don't girls storm the construction and mining industry castles?

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>Cause the girls are storming your castle
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>and they aren't taking prisoners

Good thing my state has the castle doctrine.

>Real programmers are programming, not blathering soundbites for applause.
this
these 'programmers' are nothing more than javascript code monkeys

No amount of whores can overcome me.

That picture triggers me.

At the end of the day all that matters is can you put out? Can you produce quality? Most of these "coder girls" probably cannot. They won't last long.

Stop trying to pressure them into the field.

because those jobs require hard work outside of a cushy office where women can bitch about feelings all day

The only problem I see with women coding is that their social dynamics will get in the way of production.

They will start sabotaging each other the second a semi available guy shows up.

I thought coding was more of an Indian thing

>Can you produce quality? Most of these "coder girls" probably cannot. They won't last long.
Neither can Indians, and yet here we are.

More importantly, don't forget that women in general are awful coders.

Their brains are not wired for logic like men's are.

>Indians given all the low paying jobs
>women given all the high paying jobs
>white men forced out of tech
Oh fucking boy here we go.

Some do and they get piss easy positions watching men work
Honestly it's pretty smart because it forces the company to hire more men to make accommodations for having a woman on board and the girl gets a paycheck with only doing half the work men do

Well neither are you, but dont let that stop you from following your dream!

Thats actually tick tock tock now. Also, you girl programmers should wait for Zen.

>Oh no! A FEEEEEMAAALLLE with an opinion! This can't happen in MY treehouse!

the >muh equality movement is just women wanting handouts and getting recognized for just being born with a vagina

OI ITS SEVEN BONG

>Woman does thing
>IT'S MUH EQUALITY! THERE IS NO WAY SHE CAN POSSIBLY BE SUCCESSFUL ON HER OWN MERITS!

Maybe they'll forget to push their git commits and you won't have to deal with their drama.

Have you been in an all-male office?

Shit is worse than a clique of middle school girls.

I'm glad for women that can be successful without having to beg for handouts
you should stop memeing

Clearly you aren't, since you are so bothered by a successful woman who dares to have an opinion.

Why can't these women just join the workforce without trying to retcon our history with feminist lies?

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They want you to feel sorry for something wasn't your fault.

Guys that are pricks are generally straight forward about it.

You probably haven't noticed how women act if you are saying a group of guys are worse lmao.

Ok, so you have Hamilton, Hopper and Lovelace.
These 3 women are the holy trifecta of feminist rhetoric and according to your typical garden variety feminist, are responsible for all of computing.

I'm sick of this shit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Women_computer_scientists

I look forward to your cool implementation of fizzbuzz, user.

No, they want you to apologize for being born a man.

Gender-based discrimination sure does suck, doesn't it?

hehe you said bong

As an engineering I can say that women will never take my feild

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empowerment cannot be shared. That's called being an attention whore. There are no peers.

>Engineering

Literally the political science of STEM.

I like how "women in tech" is no longer a legitimate topic of discussion anywhere on the internet because of all the false flagging trolls and sincere white knights who drank the koolaid.

oh look, a list of people that have contributed literally nothing to the field of compsci

Yeah okay, so a couple of girls can punch cards for a machine. Big deal. That's not computer science, it's arts and crafts. Let me know when they can manually configure a plaintext file for a minimalist tiling window manager... On Arch Linux.

>Posting Carmack
>These people haven't contributed anything to Comp Sci
>Comp Sci is muh Linux games

This is an 18+ board

fuck off, 3d rendering is CS and he the reason VR is even close to usable right now

>3d rendering is CS

Oh I am laffin

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DUDE
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LMAO

>On Arch Linux.

are you trying to b8 me son?

Autism

>dude just sculpt that shit lmao

>it's arts and crafts

you can't force anybody to be smart just by saying some words

Isn't that how education works?

>Have you been in an all-male office?
yea, every IT department
it's based

no, university requires lots of effort on your part away from the classroom

i haven't been in anything but an all-male office
not because i tried to, nor because the job was only hiring males, but because females aren't interested in those jobs

Do these women understand how incredibly childish they seem? All feminism does for me is convince me that women are big children.

more importantly the student must have a desire to learn

can women function in an environment when your decisions and preferences can be objectively write and objectively wrong? can they live in a world of constant adaptation? can they live in a world of seamless collaboration?

2016 is year of VR porn. Who needs to placate girls anymore?

this
both offices I have worked in have had all make devs/ techs and female accountants
why?
walk into a second year CS class, 95% male guaranteed

*right

tyb phone

Instead of talking about coding and how to convince more people to code, why don't women just start coding and actually producing useful things? All they need is a computer and some free time, and they clearly have that.

women? free time??
no no no they are /always/ frantically busy watching their favourite shows on tv, doing their nails and shopping with their husband's credit card

Eating candy and ice cream.. watching their fucking dogs shitting on the carpet without being bothered to get up off the couch and clean it.... yeah. real busy.

mine complains because im on the computer all the time yet she does nothing but watch tv and im working on my software projects
complaining about cleaning, buying $350 shoes to add to the collection of 50 other pairs, complaining about my drinking when I have a quiet whiskey after work
hold me bro

Most women are smart enough to be code monkeys, but not socially apt enough to drive a conversation.

Knowing how to code and being an engineer are two different things. Knowing how to direct a conversation and lead are qualities that most women do not have by nature.

This means that most female coders can only ever hope to achieve the status of "code monkey."

>In short,
most women have made the correct benefit analysis in regards to software development. It's a strenuous job that demands a lot of your time and only rewards your dedication if you are capable of leading.

Jesus Christ.
I'd never realised that the amount of /r9k/ here was this bad.

in my experience women are great at memorising things, so they end up being able to learn how to do specific things but they can't do basic problem solving so as soon as they come across something they don't know how to do they either give up or write 80 lines of code that they remembered from another program to solve an issue that required 3 lines of code

it's ok brue
when you get a bit older erry day is like living in an r9k thread

NOOBuntu users detected.

So you are saying if someone is autistic ( like you ) then they care about this stupid shit?

Borat/10

what was the castle?

easy to program applications that serve no novel purpose? web development?

that castle belongs to HN and reddit. our castle is high tier hackery normally only open to published academics and sysadmin shit. of course, Sup Forums is full of sysadmins and tech support. that is being stormed by pajeets.

Yeah, Sup Forums is for real men and real coders. Get python or get lost ladies.

You're the one claiming that he is bothered by the woman and not the idea she is expressing. Project your sexism onto someone else.

My suggestion (worked for me): Drink that whiskey down a bit faster than usual one night and tell her to get the fuck out. It will be unpleasant until all the things are gone and you will most likely have to buy a bunch of new shit, but ohhh... man the solitude it worth it.

Electrical engineer here - lol.

Even if I code, it's mostly "coding" PLC's or coding embedded systems.

I've literally never seen a women doing either of those. Webmonkeys knew what they were asking for when they were going for webmonkeying because it was "easy".

Zero fucks given...

They exist on the interwebs, but they are very rare. If they aren't completely butt ugly, they are usually "internet sensations" overnight when they post a video.

Yes, if they were brought up and taught in a manner that allows them to have such skills.

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You're a big guy ( for you )

ah yes... they are "storming" the CS 1050 classes for non computer science majors... or quickly changing their major away from it after CS 1000.
Programming is a very difficult job for relatively crappy pay. Its easier for them to get an HR position and get paid almost as much for browsing facebook all day.

Yeah because those CS classes are sexist as fuck. Have you actually been to them? Because I have. Bunch of boys acting like it's the God damn wild west. Macho sexism like nowhere else in University. Makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it.
I could have been a programmer if it wasn't for the gross amounts of sexual harassment.

quality

Be yourself... by yourself.. stay away from me... a lesson learned in life. Known from the dawn of time..

>this is what qualifies as trolling these days

i hate this place

Spooked by the pussy huh.

No one has ever cared about women in technology, hell there used to be lots in the 80s and early 90s. That said real women who program or do tech work don't get up on podiums and announce to the world they are women for applause. Only extremely narcissistic or self-conscious people practice identity politics.

>i-i-i-i-i i don't care hh-h-h-h-h-h-haha
trembling in your cargo pants

No, it's not a "girl thing", it's a "social outcast" thing.

If she said "a thing for everyone" instead of "a girl thing",
she'd look and sound less retarded and she wouldn't sound like she is further enforcing gender divide by emphasizing one side, rather than working towards equality.
Feminist retardation strikes again.

LOOK AT ME GUYS. IM CRUSHING THE PATRIARCHY BY SPENDING MOST OF MY PRODUCTIVE HOURS WORKING HARD SO THAT A SMALL GROUP OF MEN CAN GET VERY RICH.

I'm autistic and I don't care

>not sayin "woman"

feminism died NYC CTO

gg

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theres nothing more sad than empty husks of women still trying to pretend to be a cute little girl