IT jokes thread? IT jokes thread

IT jokes thread? IT jokes thread.

The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who can read hexadecimal and F the rest.

>i'm gonna kill myself now

You first

Adobe Reader

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Fuck these threads.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

xD xD xD

10 types of people
those who can read hexadecimal and F the rest

>10 types of people
>those who can read hex
>F the rest
>F = 1111 in binary
>1111 binary = 15 base ten

wtf is your joke?

Fuck the rest i would guess

so the joke is he made try and work it out?

Okay, so the tree shaped alien from Guardians of the Galaxy uses a Linux computer, opens up the terminal emulator, types in sudo -s, presses enter and inputs a password. "I am root", he said after doing this.

ok, wait, I have one:
OP

>10 kind of people in this world
>10 in hex is 16
>1 understands hex
>the other 15 (F in hex)

Wangblows 10

Ba-Dum-Tssshhhh

Women in the workforce

What did the architect ask the code monkey?

Do you scale?

real media player
iTunes
VLC
Linux
Internet Explorer/Edge
Firefox

Holy shit what has this board become
normie "techie" kiddies

Techies are the most cringe-worthy people I know.

I don't care about your "shrek is life" memes. Just let me do my work. I swear, I'm quitting this job.

How do you tell if the documentation is insufficient?

When the one who wrote it has left the company.

How do you stand up to the HR overlords?

You can't, they all wear heals.