/CSG/ Chink Shit General
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
>News
user gets an LED fan user buys a Shark /csg/ mouse pad Review of the Terios T3 Gamepad 20c Gearbest coaster arrives, 8/10 user's conversation with GearBest support user reviews his "amazon", 8/10 earbuds Free cardboard VR for ausfags user gets a pepe ass mousepad and disgusting keyboard user receives his pencil sharpeners
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Delete and remake with a proper subject
Make the subject Chinese Shopping General to piss off a different set of autists from the one pissed off by the usual thread title
KZ ATE s are amazing
That's some ugly ass OC
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i rather have a thread with maki about redditors complaining about anime that having this shitty pic
this is glorious
kek
Where can I buy my beautiful Chinese wife?
you need 9999999 good boy points
But I need those for my chicken tendies :(
Can i buy components from chinese websites ? Or should i buy them on Amazon/etc ?
Chink Rayban anons, could you gently post a link of your tested shit?
you can
Mi4 or redmi 3?
Redmi note 3 pro.
Eat shit and die.
What, like actual computer components?
Are you retarded?
Mi4s
Mi4 is you want a overall better phone.
Redmi 3 if you want better battery life and expandable storage.
>imply the hot ones do not base their husbands on thier job over just getting citizenship
The Mi4s is retarded, the specs doesn't justify the price, you can get 2 Mi4 for the price of a single Mi4s.
Eat shit and die.
Sweet, looks like redmi 3 for me then. Thanks user.
>its better to buy 2 shit phones than 1 good one
There minimal difference between the Mi4 and the Mi4s, retard.
Finaly got my "gift" today. Thanks Vivian.
Whats in it?
smoke weed every day 420 blaze it faggits
>mi4 vs mi4s
>snapdragon 801 v 808
>no sd card vs sd card
>heavy and outdated design vs modern device which shits butterscotch pudding from the microusb port directly into your mouth
>minimal difference
Tell me, do you ever have brief moments of lucidity where you realise just how much of a low-IQ imbecile you are and how poorly equipped you are for life in the modern world, or do you just live in perpetual happy ignorance of your own abject stupidity?
took 3 weeks to Europe
Link?
Just google the fucking name user.
>posting on here without the link ready for when people ask
I got it for 35€ in a 25% aliexpress sale, but the curernt price is still way cheaper than euro and usa stores(around $100).
Guys, I found a herbal vagina tightener
How does it work?
It is fucking mind bottling how lazy people are
Can't find it on Ali with that name, which i
Don't forget /csg/main theme song
I don't think it will work with your boi pussy
...which is why I'm asking.
Googling the name yields 120$ results.
Rare earth magnets.
>2008 mapping
Disgusting.
Calm your titties, many times sellers on aliexpress will not use the original product name for legal reasons and even blur the logo on pictures.
>being this autistic and care about that instead of the song itself
Go eat shit and die osufag
Fuck off you insufferable piece of shit.
No one likes you or your shitty music.
I bet you're 6 digits.
>type "herb vaporizer" into ali search
>comes right up
That was difficult
Why so hostile you little uncultured swine.
Maybe he wants to buy this from the same confirmed seller. Asswit.
Official pantsu of /csg/
I'm kaiden you fucktard
Wrong game.
What are some /csg/ approved keyboards? Doesn't have to be mechanical
CTK-2400 is a good all-rounder
>What are some /csg/ approved keyboards? Doesn't have to be mechanical
Hhkb :-)
I meant a keyboard for your computer, not a musical instrument
>edge
It is the superior phone.
Motospeed Inflictor with otemu blues
Oh, so you're retarded. Okay that's good to know
Is getting a chink soldering iron a good idea? I saw one for 11 euro, but i am worried it might explode and kill the whole neighborhood
It's just a piece of metal that gets hot, not much room for disaster
I bought one before, the first time I plugged it in black smoke came out the back and the wires came out, it was one of those wooden handle ones.
>be drunk and horny
>decide to try a Chinese onahole
>See this, think it's around the size of a little girl sized body, not sized like an adult hand
>Description says they won't write anything on the package that says it's a portavagina
>time skip two weeks later, today
>three packages arrive
>two clearly state what they are (lights for my bike and a hamburger press)
>one has the item description in Chinese
>squishy, no clue what it is
>mother accepted the packages and I ordered a few things for her as well, so she's curious
>"So what's the third package, user?"
> « No clue, mama. Doesn't say what it is. »
>" Won't find out until you open it! " and she grabs it and rips it open
>this fucking thing falls out
>her sides have a meltdown
Pic related, scissors and thing for reference.
Is there a sturdy miniusb charging dock/stand for Android devices that you can recommend?
Why would you think they'd sell you a realistically sized onahole for cheap? Also enjoy your mutilated dick
Dus ga je met mr polska rappen of niet
chink'd!
HAHAHAH KANKER SUKKEL GA JE MOEDER NEUKEN ALS STRAF
Did you say the send the wrong item?
Out of curiosity, do any chink stores sell fire extinguishers?
I mean, it is something that you plug in the wall, there has to be some kind of heating element in there
But i ordered it, also a solder wick, probs cant go wrong with those.
You really want to trust your life to a fucking chink fire extinguisher?
If so, write a letter of application to the darwin awards before using it.
No, but they sell fire starters on the electronics section.
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Why do you live with your mom if you're a grownup?
Dont question it, dutchfags usually live with parents till 24 ish
I think to reach the point of buying a chinese fuckable plastic loli online you'd have to be older than that.
>wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
wiki is down
tip top kek
You did two classical mistakes
>ordering sex toys from china
>not ordering them separately so you can open them in the privacy of your own room
Its not just the wiki
>installgentoo.com
Because I was drunk and horny. 'Hey lets try one of those Chink onaholes.' was the only thing that crossed my mind.
Considering the vag hole is as big as my pinky I don't even know how one could fuck it.
Aye. Immediately deleted the order on my phone and showed her my order list to prove I didn't.
She said she believes me because the hole was waaay too small for a penis anyway.
Luckily sex isn't a taboo discussion so she found it funny. Although I'm definately gonna get shit for this, I just know she's going to make stupid puns about it all the time.
Easier cost of living atm.
>Easier cost of living atm.
Maybe you'd have more money for a decent life if you stopped buying dumb shit online
>saving 10$ is gonna get you 1000$ for rent
wow
If I lived on my own I wouldn't even be able to afford chink onaholes.
And this is why you are poor
>$1000 for rent
What does that get you?
Where to buy children from china?
Not him but I still live with my parents. Mostly it's cheaper, and now with my MS it makes it easier as well.
My BM-700 and stuff got shipped on today, on bit shady looking package.
that's every package ever from china.
je eerste keer besteld zeker?
>buy shit from china
>package is covered in that orange-ish, horrible smelling tape
I'm going to get my RayBans soon. I'm super excited, but I don't know if I'm ever getting my GB Boy Colour, because it hasn't been tracked for a week.
got my teclast!
will unbox later today
Which one, goober
>order items
>all except the two of them get shipped
>the next day I get a message that the two remaining items have been shipped
Do they use standard size shipping bags or?
This is a blue board
>i bought the fedora of mouth fedoras
>not a brue board
That shit died on me after 2 uses. Now it won't start