Until recently I believed all these microsoft shills are just some troll wannabe Sup Forums kiddies but I was completely Wrong.
Microsoft has been deploying Evangelists to support developers[1] since a long time.
Although a leaked document explicitly mentions that they are not here to support developers, they are here to shill microsoft[2] and undermine [3] other companies.
These are not just trolls. These are professional shills.
Ditch Microsoft products
Don't be fooled my Microshills. They never cared for the users. Their latest strategy is to compete with google for mass surveillance with built in spyware. Data is the most valuable good in the next century and Microsoft is trying really hard to become the monarch.
DESIGNATED SHILL JOB I actually enjoy make mad Linux fags shit posting in their threads AboUT windows, who could imagine I could be making a living from that
Nathaniel Evans
Ed bot may very well be a paid shill to defend spyware 10
Jacob Gutierrez
>these are professional shills Then they wouldn't have been discovered.
Isaac Anderson
The difference between amateur and professional is a matter of getting paid or not. Paid for your work? Pro. You don't get paid? Amateur.
Levi Evans
Do you think there's any successful company in the world that doesn't do this? At the very least Microsoft has actually been pretty decent about it. They refused to hire any congressional lobbies until 2006.. when apple started dominating. Despite stockholders insistence. If youre so anti establishment turn off your internet, unlatch from your mother's teet and live in the woods like a man
Kevin Bailey
>Then they wouldn't have been discovered. The leaked confidential pdf begs to differ
Lucas Rivera
>anti establishment What's stopping you from living in N korea? Pretty sure the concept of democracy is absent there
Oliver Martinez
I really wish they would quit following in apple's footsteps.
Isaiah Price
It's not like a full time job. 500 USD/month extra for shitposting ain't bad though.
Christian Martinez
bump
Kayden Baker
You mean 5 rupees
Brody Harris
Is that simple? doesn't feel that way.
Jacob Jenkins
desu I use Linux exclusively but post tons of threads like that just to watch you guys get angry. I wish I was paid for it, but I guess enjoying your paranoia will have to be enough
Gabriel Hall
>code tag abuse
Benjamin Edwards
>new indian ceo >abandon all pretense of user privacy >force win10 "upgrade" >remove any option to cancel from win10 upgrade window >shill products on forums >shit on other people's products on forums >microsoft is now literally a company that shits in the streets of IT
Jackson Sanchez
>I actually enjoy make mad Linux fags shit posting in their threads AboUT windows Prajeet, you need to slow down. Your grasp on the English language is pretty good, but you still need to remember to communicate in complete sentences.
Ayden Collins
>FUCKING COMMAND LINE IN [current year] >I'M A DUMB NIGGER THAT JUST WANTS TO CLICK AND DRAG ON SHINEY BUTTONS.
John Rivera
>>microsoft is now literally a company that shits in the streets of IT And there's nothing designated about their shit.
Brody Flores
>Implying that wasnt a obvious false flag
Jose Nguyen
... what if it was a false false flag?
Wyatt Torres
>... what if it was a false false flag? According to my calculations, it MAY good even DEEPER.
Henry Baker
DELETE THIS.
Jason Turner
Hi Tom.
Brayden Johnson
>500 USD/month LOL
You either shill for free because you're mad Windows is garbage, or you are ashamed to admit it's actually 500 INR/month.
Jose Ramirez
Check any dictionary
Angel Sanchez
Why are poos so annoying?
Carter Carter
LOOOL f'cking hilarouse man this REEtard left his first name in the image xD
Jonathan Ward
The job is a cross between mechanical turk type of data entry and telemarketing, both of which pay like shit and by achieved results.
What kind of "professionals" would you expect people forced to do this demeaning work to be? I mean Pajeets are typical telemarketing and data entry people... If shilling is not all outsourced to Indians, some of it are probably NEETs happy to earn a few bucks so they can relieve their parents a little.
They are "professional" shills because they're paid, as said. They are no "shill ninjas" and it requires no skills to follow instructions and spread copy-pasta.
>that pic The famous Wolf from Poo Street.
Gavin Baker
>What if it's aflag? What if it's a false flag? 0/10
Nolan James
Any way I can escape this and keep muh gaymes?
Connor Taylor
...
Michael Barnes
congrats, you're a script kiddie!
Lucas Cook
hi tom, suck my dick
Logan Nguyen
How is this news Microsoft's ads have always been about shitting on the competition.
Adam Watson
>Sup Forums mods were caught in bed with EVOLVE developers to put up paid threads and stay up for days >Sup Forums anons left the board in overwhelming marketing efforts by marvel studios where at a point 70 threads were about the same topic and mods were not deleting threads >Sup Forums has evidence that Microsoft s doing the same >people still call bs Even if Jesus came down to earth and showed you that most of the spam threads are paid advertising you guys sill will deny it. So you are eternal contrarian neckbard,mentally challenged user or teenager if you cant seem to grasp simple reasoning.