I want to fuck the robot

I want to fuck the robot

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where 2 buy senpai

Holy shit, it's name is even Fuck Toy!"
+1

MOAR

also, looks like her boyfriend is standing behind her

This guy slaps your girlfriend's servos.

WHAT DO!?

look at her red eyed protective brother,he will completely destroy you if you even look at her

I would wait for his competetion time and beat him up because he would be dehydrated,with no energy from food and feel sick from all the roids he uses on empty stomach

>The boyfriend is black
Damn Japs and their NTR

>EMP ready

You fell for EMP meme
> :^) carot tier poster

I have actually built small EMP devices, if that guy has shitty shielding, he won't get close to me

Too bad that ass-slapping reprogrammed your girlfriend. She's now his bitch.

who /femisapien/ here?

Shit, which bot is this again?
Shits all over the femisapien, and poppy's servos are more expensive than HP ink.
FUCK, IT'S A ONE OFF.
I'm tracking down that fucking jap and getting the files.

>I have actually built small EMP devices

EMP doesn't stand for Equestrian Magical Pussy.

I..I want one too

Ikr, it actually stands for huge coils, caps and current.

Why is it doing that!? Does it want me to get a roboboner?

does she

...do things?

youtube.com/watch?v=EliuG5-CbdY

this guy seems cool

here, and yeah. Just not very athletic, and costs a fortune where I am.
Also, I do wonder if the original creator worked on it or if he left wowwee by then? He's an interesting read, apparently he made the robosapien to be super hackable. "Years ago some bright AI lads asked if I could build a competent humanoid cradle into which they could put their smart programs. Took me a while, but here it is lads, inexpensive and ready to go right out of the box. Make it think, and let me know how it goes."
Such a shame people never really took the option.
Still, if the femisapien's as pretty on the inside as it is on the outside, then I'd love to have a crack at it.
It's on the list of shit for me to build then. Just need dem plans.

Buy a new girlfriend...

user,what you do in fallout 4 is not interest of mine.
>time to get shrekt by niggabot

...

could we just take a femisapien and give it a different shell?

>slaps servos
>servos are all uncalibrated now
he can have her

Here: robo-garage.com/en/prd/p_02/index.html

It costs $300,000. If you tried to fuck it, it would break.
Aside from look cool? Nope, it probably can't do much more than walk.

Not to mention this is a toddler class humanoid, which makes you a dirty pedo.

It looks like my vaCum cleaner
does it suck so well too?
:^) caratatata

Pretty terrible as far as humanoid robots go.

I don't see what you mean

she seems pretty matured

This guy's wonderful. Here's hoping he patented the FT so I have something to copy off.
Also, look at how fucking agile that thing at 2:07 is. It seems surreal.
Nigga femi's cute, but she can't walk or move anywhere near as fluently as what's in your pic.
And I like her shell. Both of them. I'm not gonna change who a girl is for my own sake.

Where's the price list?

See at 2:07
Same guy, it seems the guy can make incredibly agile bots, but the slender figure was really limiting.
Give it some time.

ITS THE BEST WE GOT ALRIGHT

HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY QT ROBO GF

I don't want no miku fembot

Wait, holy shit, this is the same guy that designed ROBOHON!
The eyes, it's so fucking obvious now!
YOU NIGGERS CAN LITERALLY BUY THIS
robo-garage.com/en/prd/p_27/index.html
I made a thread months back where the thing was discussed at length, and it's really not agile, but again.
>youtube.com/watch?v=EliuG5-CbdY
>2:07
This guy knows how to build fucking bots.
Wanna buy one to show there's interest. Throw the agile one on the market, then FB.
THE FUTURE'S ALMOST BACK ON TRACK GUYS LET'S NOT FUCK IT UP

THAT'S DROSSEL YOU SHITLORD

Holy shit release date soon?

It's 35 cm tall, which makes it toddler size.

Exactly.
>> agile
That's like barely agile, fucking thing's probably won't handle anything other than flat terrain. It's just another shitty japanese hobby humanoid.

It's the best I've seen in ages. Look at it jump and shit.
"I think it's important that it's movements are both smooth and natural. To date, most robots walk in a sitting position, so I wanted to create a technology that changed this, and now I own the patent for it."
This guy's a badass.
What gets me is that he's been sitting tinkering with design for years now, not trying to market anything, just waiting till the time's right.
Give it a few more years we'll have tiny robololies riding our roomba's around.

I know I have one but it's not like you can use that basis for an actual functional thing

it's not about the size it's the proportions

and she is a big girl

>for you

>Filename
Kek.
But I think it'd be possible to design a bot based around her.
I mean, look at the curvy drossel, there's tones of space for actuators in there.
Her waist would be the tricky part, being so slim.

you don't have to make the waist thin

thicken the arms and make all the joints reinforced and then have wide feet things

you can ditch the head leg though

just think of a level of stability between boston dynamics and asimo

Man, I'd program her beg for her life like shes alive, then I'd slowly start to burn her with a blowtorch, while she screams and begs in agony.

Expensive hobby.

I guess.

>(you)

>implying a robot is alive
>implying burning items is edgy
woah, someone need to man the fuck up

it's the equivalent of kids who smash working game consoles

pretty edgy if you ask me senpai

I doubt smashing game consoles is a fetish

just do it to one of the ugly robots instead

I can't sexualize ugly robots...

go elsewhere

some of us just want to fug them

>mfw this thread

I don't mind, i'd give him my number so i can bring his deep dark fantasy to life.

Bump for the muuricans?

bump for robosexuals

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