I need a new internet handle. I don't want to use my full name for obvious reasons. My first handles were just the names of side characters from the Star Wars EU. My previous handle is tainted by Google and other shit services I was subscribed to that I don't want to associate with anymore.
How do you come up with your names? Give me some inspiration pls.
Bonus points for non-cringey but hacker-ish names.
holy shit that pic, its like an irl james bond villain
Type in random names and save them with keepass
I generate throwaway user names with diceware (like my keepass password) but I want something I _like_ at least as my email username.
Nicolai Valuev, slav master race
I'm quite creative so I don't have that problem. Easy for me to come up with unique usernames.
What are your interests?
Do you do any sports?
What kind of music do you like?
Do you do drugs? What kinds?
Do you like space? Nature? Technology?
Do you think humans should dominate the Earth or be part of it?
How old are you?
Are you a vegetarian? Vegan? Hard-core meat-eater?
Describe yourself in 10 words.
I use Fullservice Oilchange, it was my grandfather's username
>hackerish names
I got you, OP:
Zero Cool
Acid Burn
Lord Nikon
Cereal Killer
The Plague
heavy weapons guy
Those are some nice ones, thanks. Going to go with the first, something like zER0_c00L. Maybe though i should go with The Plague and be the scourge of the internet ;)
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Kernel sanders
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XxPajeetxX
OP ment to post this image.
Nice try NSA, I'm not giving you my hobbies.
>What are your interests?
Programming, guitars, big bands, motorcycles.
>Do you do any sports?
No.
>What kind of music do you like?
Paul Gilbert, heavy metal, big band, symphonic music.
>Do you do drugs? What kinds?
No.
>Do you like space? Nature? Technology?
Sure. Eh. YES.
>Do you think humans should dominate the Earth or be part of it?
We are dominating it and are a part of it at the same time. I don't give a shit if we continue like we do or stop and become hippies; either way nature will find a way (tm) and humans as a race are pretty good at adaptation (adapting themselves, but also their environment) so it's unlikely we'll die out.
>How old are you?
24
>Are you a vegetarian? Vegan? Hard-core meat-eater?
I love piggies. I love petting them. I also love eating them. I can go a few days without meat but I wouldn't want to make the commitment to give up eating forever.
>Describe yourself in 10 words.
Always on time, always busy, blocks out reality when focused.
lel I think I can work with that.
GuitsportlessGilbertingNon420dom24neatycock
Iron_strum
I wanted to go with coreoded (pun on core as in processor core and corroded) and it could be written in all-hex symbols if not for the R, which is bugging the hell out of me.
I look at forums and take inspiration from their names, mostly for throwaways. Or take a random subject you like, let's say Chemistry, and just think of neat sounding things and so your handle could just be SodiumNitrate or MolarityEqq. It
Makes it harder for people to find you too.
who's the ape?
they're not even in the same fucking weightclass, this is fucking cheating
FEEDSEED2DEADBABE
is a nice hexadecimal number for necrophiliacs.
they are
that's just the heaviest there is
that's how big he is - even the biggest of big guys look light compared to Valuev
thats 17 characters you nunce
So what? Hex numbers need not have a certain length. Here, look, a decimal number with more than 10 digits: 9873457934849578. Oh no, the fabric of reality has been shattered.
ne0
I just use generic Asian names like Brianna Wu
but how would he possibly lose? he's like twice the size of everybody else!
>>Do you do drugs? What kinds?
>No.
L0s3R
oh i thought you meant hexadecimal as in 16, not base 16
I'm tempted to go for Richman Stallard...
>What are your interests?
Linux, cooking, motorcycles.
>Do you do any sports?
Nope.
>What kind of music do you like?
Tay-tay.
>Do you do drugs? What kinds?
Of course not! That would be illegal!~
>Do you like space? Nature? Technology?
Yes.
>Do you think humans should dominate the Earth or be part of it?
Don't care.
>How old are you?
About 150% of the average age of the typical user.
>Are you a vegetarian? Vegan? Hard-core meat-eater?
Omnivore.
>Describe yourself in 10 words.
Some lonely white guy who is not worth NSA monitoring.
>About 150% of the average age of the typical user.
So 18?
Hear me out OP
take your initials - Name, Middle Name(or mom's surname), Surname
this will generate a unique three letter prefix for your handle. Thus making even generic handles be unique.
Let's say your name is Bob Fucking Dylan.
Let's also say your like flowers.
bfd_flowers
DONE.
Motortay
SpaceFanAlsoLikesTech
Motorlinux
Spacetay
FanAlsoCooks
CookFans
Fannivore
OmniLonelyWhiteGuy
Don't_Average_A_Typical
illegal!~Yes.
Motornope
Rich Stan Mallard
>>How old are you?
>About 150% of the average age of the typical user.
So 18?
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underrated
>OmniLonelyWhiteGuy
Kek I like this
> I'm quite creative so I don't have that problem. Easy for me to come up with unique usernames.
> What are your interests?
Sex
> Do you do any sports?
Nah
> What kind of music do you like?
Metal
> Do you do drugs? What kinds?
Dude weed lmao
> Do you like space? Nature? Technology?
I like machines
> Do you think humans should dominate the Earth or be part of it?
Dominate
> How old are you?
21
> Are you a vegetarian? Vegan? Hard-core meat-eater?
meat 5evr
> Describe yourself in 10 words.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
IGN: SexMachine420DominatorMeatNazi
Just throw together some phonemes. Doesn't have to be meaningful, and the best nicknames are the ones that aren't because they aren't as deeply embarassing.
Flurtrulor for example
Dont' ever throw phoenomes together. You will be bridling yourself with the black movement altogether. Your ads will annoy you. And your computer will make terrible noises.
Given how you answered user above I have decided that your name is:
WhooshKABAMM
mash keys together :
lfksgh
add vowels:
lofkosegh
capitalize:
Lofkosegh
add some shit:
Lof_Kosegh
??
profit.
This pretty good actually. I'm writing this down.
well, that's why he's so good
there should be a separate category for Valuev only but it would be pointless because he'd be the world champion without even fighting anybody
this way there's at least some show
btw this guy
img.thesun.co.uk
fought Valuev and won
Btw, you must remember that such a unique name will make it easy to trace it all back to you.
>What are your interests?
Correcting people on the internet.
>Do you do any sports?
No, I have better things to do.
>What kind of music do you like?
Music doesn't garner a response in my body. It must be something for the lesser minds.
>Do you do drugs? What kinds?
No
>Do you like space? Nature? Technology?
Why are you specifically asking these three subjects? Are you some sort of racist?
>Do you think humans should dominate the Earth or be part of it?
Every planet is equal.
>How old are you?
Age doesn't matter.
>Are you a vegetarian? Vegan? Hard-core meat-eater?
I'm a transcarnivegisaur
>Describe yourself in 10 words.
Fuck you
>What are your interests?
your mom
>Do you do any sports?
yes fucking your mom
>What kind of music do you like?
beethoven's 9th while i'm fucking your mom
>Do you do drugs? What kinds?
various mixed with milk
>Do you like space? Nature? Technology?
yes
>Do you think humans should dominate the Earth or be part of it?
dominate and cleanse
>How old are you?
15
>Are you a vegetarian? Vegan? Hard-core meat-eater?
meat
>Describe yourself in 10 words.
i like singing in the rain while fucking your mom
Gigantism and being very slow.
Also Valuev is quite eloquent, he's nothing like a caveman
Reznor.Reznor
Underage b&
Hi Alex.
ok, let's see what you have for me
>What are your interests?
linux, technology, painting, arthouse cinema
>Do you do any sports?
I have no time for sports, sadly. I like swimming, riding a bike and gym though.
>What kind of music do you like?
experimental music, jazz, black metal, ambient
>Do you do drugs? What kinds?
mostly alcohol and weed, did LSD once, meth once, laughing gas once
>Do you like space? Nature? Technology?
yes, yes and yes
>Do you think humans should dominate the Earth or be part of it?
we are the part of Earth, no doubts about that but the domination of the fittest is exactly the nature's way
>How old are you?
21
>Are you a vegetarian? Vegan? Hard-core meat-eater?
I eat meat once a week or two weeks.
>Describe yourself in 10 words.
lazy, neurotic, impulsive, unorganized, conservative in heart but intelectually leftist
>supervillain.namegeneratorfun.com
I've generated that for you
If it's not enough "hacker-ish" for you, may I suggest
Fedora the Memester
Ninja "R4d sk1lls" the Pwner
Chocolatey Wafer
Angela "I'm a girl" Bennett
Neo The Chosen One®
Stalljobsman Gates
Cuckrag
Ragcuck
These two will suffice
Handle McHandleface
same as rms and other hackers did.
kys
Bobert
Just use your real name. What are you honestly afraid of?
Mine's glit3h