Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>News • How to request a unlock code for a Xiaomi phone (do this before buying one to save time waiting on confirmation) → • user's very happy with his KZ ATE to the point where they feel like they're having sex with his ears → • user gets a Herbstick Deluxe → → → • user posts a picture review of a "shock absorbing" phonecase → • DutchAnon drunkenly buys a Chinese onahole and his mom found out → → • Vernee Thor $50 Cashback promotion, works with any purchase made on the 24th of May from 00:00 to - 24:00 (The Vernee Thor does NOT support US bands aside from the 2G Network which your country is ditching by the end of the year.) → • Xiaomi Mi Max boasts 14 hours of Screen on Time with 4 hours and 40 minutes of continuous recording, as well as 8 hours and 26 minutes of screen on time during constant GPS usage with still 33% battery life left. (Needs in hand confirmation and not just Xiaomi advertising, but still neat if true) → youtube.com/watch?v=xdc8REw6kd4 • user bought a Mitu plush → • user benchmarks the Wintel Pro → • Memefan user returns with more webms → → • user warns about a Corncob LED light bought off DealExtreme → → → • user posts his first Taobao purchase a Pepe Ass mousepad → → and a chink keyboard → → total sum of his Chink Shit purchase $50 shipped → keyboard also has different lightmodes →
to the YT Dirty Reviews guy, you definitely need to get new [chink] camera
Juan Adams
Got a package :3
Will it be a meme?
Liam Fisher
this desu
William Nguyen
it sure looks like a meme~
Elijah Jones
It IS a meme!
first impression: solid build, sound GREAT and LOUD, they included 3 different tips, loving the foam
it's a bit difficult at first to shape the memory wire to your ear, but then it feels like they will never fall off from you ever again
oh btw bought on gearbest, got them in about 12 days to EU
Jaxson Stewart
ATEs are the best, I'm going to throw out all the other (pistons, hybrids, etc)
Adam Morgan
these are KZ-ATE-S
Hudson James
>ordered reversible usb cable 7 days ago from ali >arrived today
Works like a dream, great build quality and looks good.
Best china.
Joshua Adams
I have the original version, not the s, and I'm curious about why they started to use the that black cable. Is it any different from the transparent part ?
Jacob Hall
>gaybeast >shipped in plastic bag >box dented and crushed to hell >DOA, what a surprise >email support >pls provide picture proof >ok >pls provide video proof
I really don't feel like playing their stupid little circus act to get $15 back. If they don't stop the games I'll file a cc chargeback that will cost them $20, more than the order itself.
The only question is should I give them a warning first or not.
Owen Lopez
the black part has a metal wire in it, so you can bend it around your ear and it stays in place.
dunno if the earphones have any other difference
Adam Powell
yes, same here
Michael Harris
your postal service is shit.
all my goy best packages arrive immaculate.
Blake Jackson
>he fell for the gearjew Get chink'd! But hey, atleast you got cakebux
Ryan Green
I don't know man, they look like ATE to me (not S) see this
Zachary Butler
What is a good chink camera anyway?
Justin Perry
how can I shill for geybest to get lots of goodboy points???
Jordan Young
they will ask you
Jack Collins
yeah, but what is the real difference here except looks, probably nothing
Levi Nguyen
Whenever i order chink shit it arrives in a dried up cum colored bag, in which is a box thats damaged to the point that you could use the box as 3ply toilet paper.
Christopher Thompson
What cheap VR for porn?
Adam White
holy shit these kz-ate-s my ears are cumming
unnnfff
Samuel Powell
Why not dual driver ones
Kevin King
kz-ate/[s]
they are really unbelievable
John Ramirez
Network cards?
Christian Williams
I have trouble with IEMs not fitting in my ears, so I wanted a pair of those which go around you.
Nicholas Reed
no idea
Anthony Hall
trolling customs?
Lincoln Taylor
Has anyone ever used an Oukitel k10000? What is it like? I just want a phone for everyday use that I don't have to charge more than once a week.
Joshua Parker
It's USB wifi thingy! Gonna test it later today.
Alexander Jones
after a week the O starts wearing off and you are left with a
KEKITEL
Justin Murphy
KZ-ATE -> Yeasayer - Silly Me
Robert King
Theyre all mediocre shit in my experience.
Bentley Bell
Is that one of the ones you can put into monitor mode to be a 1337 hacker and crack the Wifi of the two people on this planet too stupid to stop using WEP encryption?
Zachary Hughes
could be true, if you are serious you get something nice that enables you to have quality image recording so your viewers are not annoyed by the vid. quality. I know it's tempting to provide reviews on chink shit using the chink shit HW.
Owen Myers
Make sure that it's giving decent power draw. Usually micro USB cables from aliexpress have shitty 1A power draw
Lucas Baker
Oh fuck off Ali shill, you need to verify that shit with them the same way too.
Samuel Price
...
Ayden Allen
>Still pre-advised i want to die
Colton Diaz
It's from Blitzwolf "Official" Store on Aliexpress. It's even capable of fast charging.
if those are what i think they are >inb4 you get nothing but joke flavours like earwax
Cooper Bailey
Chink Remee clone arrived. Gonna test the light sensor in a sec
Dylan Peterson
YOU MIGHT WANT TO SPEAK UP Open your mouth.
Jayden Miller
When will xiaomi come out with a 5.7 inch phone that doesn't have the shit 801 in it? I actually miss the .2 inches
Zachary Cox
Anyone know whats up with the cert error on shoppingcart.aliexpress.com?
David Johnson
but im not like that user
will try to speak more clear
Jaxon Davis
tfw nothing on the way from chinkland
William Thompson
There's xiaomi mi note. Xiaomi mi max is coming too, although its 6.4 inch.
Brayden Brown
also build a bigger vocabulary, seems like you gotta think alot what you gonna say, start reading english books
Xavier Rodriguez
Yeah they should refresh the note I think the 6.4 inch phone is actually to big for my hands. No one below 6'4" is allowed to use it
Daniel Powell
Are there any good PC chink controllers out there?
Elijah Hughes
My pusheen plushie just got sent out today 8 days earlier than the expected shipping time of June 2nd woohoo!
My BM-800 and fan is just arrived in customs, hope that it passes through without problems.
Parker Perez
I think i'm done here
Parker Murphy
how much u wanna bet the antenna isnt even connected to the microcontroller?
Michael Rodriguez
Sensors work but I'm not sure if the programming actually works, it isn't blinking like in the gif.
Andrew Howard
Recommend me some good cheap Chinese mechanical watches under $50
Tyler Reed
which do you like the most. I was thinking of getting the hybrids but the resent KZ shilling is changing my mind. Probably gona by both and give 1 pair to my mother.
>accidentally copy & paste the "for" thats on the same line as your first link >get a 404 page Can we talk about how odd the 404 picture looks?
Nathan Young
jesus fuck i did the exact same thing man and yeah its fucked
Nathaniel Jackson
>using a lucid dreaming mask >not just learning how to lucid dream without masks
Jaxson Ortiz
You don't actually lucid dream because of the mask, it is used to get a better dream recall.
Carson Campbell
>start reading english books maybe just read books instead of posting youtube reviews
Brayden Garcia
Anyone having problems with the aliexpress website?
Chase Baker
What site is that?
Juan Ortiz
Ordered a fake snoop dogg dry herb vape pen off of ali i wonder if it will be usable
Caleb Hall
I have a fake herb forgot the name but is hot trash.
Leo Ross
Are all these banana ordroids good? Or should I buy rpi3 instead?
Jordan Hernandez
>windows >chrome >chrome apps
jesus h christ user
Nicholas Roberts
Got my new chink Warwolf semi-mechanical keyboard. I got the same one the other user recommended a few days ago.
I can do a video review if you guys want, it's a solid 8/10 so far. You can't change the rainbow effect of the backlight, the listing said "7 colour backlight" so I assumed you could change from solid red to solid blue to solid purple etc. Nope, just rainbows.
Ryan Brooks
changing th color probably requires resoldering leds, because they aren't rgb ones, just one-color
Connor Sanchez
Can you at least turn it off?
I bought a cheap mouse that had a red LED light that you couldn't turn off, even when the computer was off. So I opened it up and painted over the LED's by hand with some black paint I had laying around.
Parker Ramirez
If you want something that more or less justwerx, has plenty of ready-made shit to install and plenty of guides to follow when you get stuck get the rpi. If you prefer trying to blindly feel your way around largely undocumented hardware with a community that consists of two pajeets spamming "please sir how to turn on computer" and one Russian who's more or less got shit figured out but can't/won't communicate in English get one of the copies.
Jack Barnes
AliExpress
Jayden Cruz
Yeah you can turn it off and do a few steps of brightness. I think you can also change the rainbow around slightly but it's still a rainbow, hard to tell with the full sunlight hitting my room right now. I'll go over it in my video review.
Evan Murphy
Yep, the CSS is fucked.
Noah Smith
chrome apps were needed to install chromecast Other than that everything else is perfectly fine autist
Samuel Butler
Does anyone know if the 4g bands for the mi max are right? They were completely wrong for the redmi note 3 pro it has a snapdragon 652 will it get band 2 and 4 like the redmi note 3 pro?
Andrew Powell
Need help choosing a chinkphone, I need something with: Dual SIM MicroSD unless it has >=64GB onboard 2+GB RAM, the 1GB on my moto G is becoming a bit annoying with the time to switch apps. Fingerprint sensor would be nice, but not essential Don't really mind what screen size. Plasticy construction is fine.
redmi note 3 has 3GB, dual sim, microsd, fast processor, nice construction, fingerprint sensor
Nathaniel Fisher
>apply gearbest coupon code >order increases by 8 dollars T-thanks
Connor Nelson
>nice Redmi note 3 pro. Make sure to get snapdragon, not mediatek
Blake Ward
>use AliExpress coupon code >for some reason the order messes up >redo it >apply the coupon again >"you have already activated the coupon"
Isaac Reyes
Link plz
Easton Rodriguez
Well, after 9 days my bootloader unlock code finally arrived. Better late then never.
Dominic Cox
search for "lucid dreaming"
Ian Wood
>$4 off coupon at Ali if you use the app >use the app >don't get the coupon >raise a support ticket >they say it's because I haven't verified my e-mail >directed to the page to verify it >click the link to resend verification e-mail >404 PAGE NOT FOUND >still not verified and not getting any good boy points either
Th-thanks Ali
Aaron Barnes
teclast x98 plus guy here again
I flashed the Mirek Rom, which got rid of all the chinese bloat and malware, and gave me root aswell.
windows 10 partition was preserved, noice
also my shark 64GB was recognized by the tablet
Asher Foster
What's the difference began ATE and ATE-S? I have the former and am wondering if it would be worth picking more up
Samuel Jenkins
Can't use both dual sim and microSD at the same time though.