/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• How to request a unlock code for a Xiaomi phone (do this before buying one to save time waiting on confirmation) →
• user's very happy with his KZ ATE to the point where they feel like they're having sex with his ears →
• user gets a Herbstick Deluxe → → →
• user posts a picture review of a "shock absorbing" phonecase →
• DutchAnon drunkenly buys a Chinese onahole and his mom found out → →
• Vernee Thor $50 Cashback promotion, works with any purchase made on the 24th of May from 00:00 to - 24:00 (The Vernee Thor does NOT support US bands aside from the 2G Network which your country is ditching by the end of the year.) →
• Xiaomi Mi Max boasts 14 hours of Screen on Time with 4 hours and 40 minutes of continuous recording, as well as 8 hours and 26 minutes of screen on time during constant GPS usage with still 33% battery life left. (Needs in hand confirmation and not just Xiaomi advertising, but still neat if true) →
youtube.com/watch?v=xdc8REw6kd4
• user bought a Mitu plush →
• user benchmarks the Wintel Pro →
• Memefan user returns with more webms → →
• user warns about a Corncob LED light bought off DealExtreme → → →
• user posts his first Taobao purchase a Pepe Ass mousepad → → and a chink keyboard → → total sum of his Chink Shit purchase $50 shipped → keyboard also has different lightmodes →


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gearbest.com/earphones/pp_273839.html
youtube.com/watch?v=NAxbcXnKCJc
gearbest.com/video-game/pp_167775.html
gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_261728.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_343580.html
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first post

to the YT Dirty Reviews guy,
you definitely need to get new [chink] camera

Got a package :3

Will it be a meme?

this desu

it sure looks like a meme~

It IS a meme!

first impression:
solid build, sound GREAT and LOUD, they included 3 different tips, loving the foam

it's a bit difficult at first to shape the memory wire to your ear, but then it feels like they will never fall off from you ever again

oh btw bought on gearbest, got them in about 12 days to EU

ATEs are the best, I'm going to throw out all the other
(pistons, hybrids, etc)

these are KZ-ATE-S

>ordered reversible usb cable 7 days ago from ali
>arrived today

Works like a dream, great build quality and looks good.

Best china.

I have the original version, not the s, and I'm curious about why they started to use the that black cable. Is it any different from the transparent part ?

>gaybeast
>shipped in plastic bag
>box dented and crushed to hell
>DOA, what a surprise
>email support
>pls provide picture proof
>ok
>pls provide video proof

I really don't feel like playing their stupid little circus act to get $15 back. If they don't stop the games I'll file a cc chargeback that will cost them $20, more than the order itself.

The only question is should I give them a warning first or not.

the black part has a metal wire in it, so you can bend it around your ear and it stays in place.

dunno if the earphones have any other difference

yes, same here

your postal service is shit.

all my goy best packages arrive immaculate.

>he fell for the gearjew
Get chink'd!
But hey, atleast you got cakebux

I don't know man, they look like ATE to me (not S)
see this

What is a good chink camera anyway?

how can I shill for geybest to get lots of goodboy points???

they will ask you

yeah, but what is the real difference here except looks, probably nothing

Whenever i order chink shit it arrives in a dried up cum colored bag, in which is a box thats damaged to the point that you could use the box as 3ply toilet paper.

What cheap VR for porn?

holy shit these kz-ate-s
my ears are cumming

unnnfff

Why not dual driver ones

kz-ate/[s]

they are really unbelievable

Network cards?

I have trouble with IEMs not fitting in my ears, so I wanted a pair of those which go around you.

no idea

trolling customs?

Has anyone ever used an Oukitel k10000? What is it like? I just want a phone for everyday use that I don't have to charge more than once a week.

It's USB wifi thingy!
Gonna test it later today.

after a week the O starts wearing off and you are left with a

KEKITEL

KZ-ATE -> Yeasayer - Silly Me

Theyre all mediocre shit in my experience.

Is that one of the ones you can put into monitor mode to be a 1337 hacker and crack the Wifi of the two people on this planet too stupid to stop using WEP encryption?

could be true, if you are serious you get something nice that enables you to have quality image recording so your viewers are not annoyed by the vid. quality. I know it's tempting to provide reviews on chink shit using the chink shit HW.

Make sure that it's giving decent power draw. Usually micro USB cables from aliexpress have shitty 1A power draw

Oh fuck off Ali shill, you need to verify that shit with them the same way too.

...

>Still pre-advised
i want to die

It's from Blitzwolf "Official" Store on Aliexpress. It's even capable of fast charging.

don't worry this is normal

Got a link for these you chuckle fuck?

sure

gearbest.com/earphones/pp_273839.html

this is with mic

fuck it, since I wached Harry Potter all those years ago I wanted to try this shit, can't buy them in my country so yeah, wish me luck

Hi, anyone know a good chink raid controller for my two chink SSD ?

Hello everyone, awful review guy here with another awful video review.

Today i'll be looking at the first gen Xiaomi Bluetooth Speaker. Forgot to say that the rechargeable battery inside has 1200 mAh

youtube.com/watch?v=NAxbcXnKCJc

if those are what i think they are
>inb4 you get nothing but joke flavours like earwax

Chink Remee clone arrived. Gonna test the light sensor in a sec

YOU MIGHT WANT TO SPEAK UP
Open your mouth.

When will xiaomi come out with a 5.7 inch phone that doesn't have the shit 801 in it? I actually miss the .2 inches

Anyone know whats up with the cert error on shoppingcart.aliexpress.com?

but im not like that user

will try to speak more clear

tfw nothing on the way from chinkland

There's xiaomi mi note.
Xiaomi mi max is coming too, although its 6.4 inch.

also build a bigger vocabulary, seems like you gotta think alot what you gonna say, start reading english books

Yeah they should refresh the note I think the 6.4 inch phone is actually to big for my hands. No one below 6'4" is allowed to use it

Are there any good PC chink controllers out there?

My pusheen plushie just got sent out today 8 days earlier than the expected shipping time of June 2nd woohoo!

My BM-800 and fan is just arrived in customs, hope that it passes through without problems.

I think i'm done here

how much u wanna bet the antenna isnt even connected to the microcontroller?

Sensors work but I'm not sure if the programming actually works, it isn't blinking like in the gif.

Recommend me some good cheap Chinese mechanical watches under $50

which do you like the most. I was thinking of getting the hybrids but the resent KZ shilling is changing my mind.
Probably gona by both and give 1 pair to my mother.

i prefer the ed10's to all the others desu

For todays PC-games or emulators?

PC-gamin:

gearbest.com/video-game/pp_167775.html for

for emulators:

gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_261728.html

I have half of those. Still prefer the Xiaomis.

>accidentally copy & paste the "for" thats on the same line as your first link
>get a 404 page
Can we talk about how odd the 404 picture looks?

jesus fuck i did the exact same thing man
and yeah its fucked

>using a lucid dreaming mask
>not just learning how to lucid dream without masks

You don't actually lucid dream because of the mask, it is used to get a better dream recall.

>start reading english books
maybe just read books instead of posting youtube reviews

Anyone having problems with the aliexpress website?

What site is that?

Ordered a fake snoop dogg dry herb vape pen off of ali
i wonder if it will be usable

I have a fake herb forgot the name but is hot trash.

Are all these banana ordroids good? Or should I buy rpi3 instead?

>windows
>chrome
>chrome apps

jesus h christ user

Got my new chink Warwolf semi-mechanical keyboard. I got the same one the other user recommended a few days ago.

I can do a video review if you guys want, it's a solid 8/10 so far. You can't change the rainbow effect of the backlight, the listing said "7 colour backlight" so I assumed you could change from solid red to solid blue to solid purple etc. Nope, just rainbows.

changing th color probably requires resoldering leds, because they aren't rgb ones, just one-color

Can you at least turn it off?

I bought a cheap mouse that had a red LED light that you couldn't turn off, even when the computer was off. So I opened it up and painted over the LED's by hand with some black paint I had laying around.

If you want something that more or less justwerx, has plenty of ready-made shit to install and plenty of guides to follow when you get stuck get the rpi.
If you prefer trying to blindly feel your way around largely undocumented hardware with a community that consists of two pajeets spamming "please sir how to turn on computer" and one Russian who's more or less got shit figured out but can't/won't communicate in English get one of the copies.

AliExpress

Yeah you can turn it off and do a few steps of brightness. I think you can also change the rainbow around slightly but it's still a rainbow, hard to tell with the full sunlight hitting my room right now. I'll go over it in my video review.

Yep, the CSS is fucked.

chrome apps were needed to install chromecast
Other than that everything else is perfectly fine autist

Does anyone know if the 4g bands for the mi max are right? They were completely wrong for the redmi note 3 pro it has a snapdragon 652 will it get band 2 and 4 like the redmi note 3 pro?

Need help choosing a chinkphone, I need something with:
Dual SIM
MicroSD unless it has >=64GB onboard
2+GB RAM, the 1GB on my moto G is becoming a bit annoying with the time to switch apps.
Fingerprint sensor would be nice, but not essential
Don't really mind what screen size. Plasticy construction is fine.

Does this look decent to you guys gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_343580.html ?

redmi note 3 has 3GB, dual sim, microsd, fast processor, nice construction, fingerprint sensor

>apply gearbest coupon code
>order increases by 8 dollars
T-thanks

>nice
Redmi note 3 pro. Make sure to get snapdragon, not mediatek

>use AliExpress coupon code
>for some reason the order messes up
>redo it
>apply the coupon again
>"you have already activated the coupon"

Link plz

Well, after 9 days my bootloader unlock code finally arrived. Better late then never.

search for "lucid dreaming"

>$4 off coupon at Ali if you use the app
>use the app
>don't get the coupon
>raise a support ticket
>they say it's because I haven't verified my e-mail
>directed to the page to verify it
>click the link to resend verification e-mail
>404 PAGE NOT FOUND
>still not verified and not getting any good boy points either

Th-thanks Ali

teclast x98 plus guy here again

I flashed the Mirek Rom, which got rid of all the chinese bloat and malware, and gave me root aswell.

windows 10 partition was preserved, noice


also my shark 64GB was recognized by the tablet

What's the difference began ATE and ATE-S? I have the former and am wondering if it would be worth picking more up

Can't use both dual sim and microSD at the same time though.