Let's make a true patrician of Sup Forums with all the technology he'd use.
>Self-built custom desktop with an NZXT case, i5-2500k, Nvidia 970, a Samsung SSD and a Western Digital HDD, a Corsair PSU and a Hyper 212 Evo cooler with based Noctua fans. Dual-booting with Debian/Windows 7 for his games. >LG monitor >Ducky mechanical keyboard >Laptop is a Thinkpad running Debian testing >Phone is an LG G3 or LG V10
This is the true patrician of Sup Forums. All that Gentoo, Arch, scroll-ball mouse, Moto G bullshit is all a meme.
The only reason I clicked on this thread was because on this picture. I'm afraid if I look too long I'll start liking this shit and end up in a downward spiral of wizardry. Just move on before it sucks you in.
John Young
I'm almost a wizard anyway. already made peace with that
Samuel Garcia
>I don't even like animu You're missing out. OP's pic is nothing.
Nicholas Walker
>Mini-itx
*Tips fedora*
Great lie
Connor Cooper
He'd use a Mac & Macbook. ~Benjamin Johnson
Oliver Green
>tfw real women can't/don't/won't make you hard anymore >only anime girls do the job
Luis Hernandez
>socializing yea okay buddy
Nathaniel Harris
iMac 5k Studio monitors Model M Magic Trackpad 2 iPhone 5c
Oh wait
Wyatt Gray
>socks i would rather smell the raw bare feet
Colton Morales
>not running an openmoko phone armed with tinfoil NSA deflectors copied onto a MIPS reverse engineered version of the Meizu Pro5 with only a ssh command line to his desktop >not using a POWER9 IBM workstation with Gentoo/BSD dualbooted with LFS, running a deblobbed 8x Fury Pro Duo with a custom ricer liquid cooling loop pumped by several oil rigs because "no coil whine" inside his 3D printed PBT mITX case >not using a IBM 3270 terminal with a freesync compatibility ROM cooked into it and a semen coated trackball as his sole input/output device as VESA is a proprietary standard, and can only get off to 2D girls in libcaca >not running a RISC-V laptop in a X201 enclosure and keyboard with two IPS bezel-less screens glued on his eyes driven by a Beaglebone Black cluster as his VR output device used to view 768p 2D waifus (you) will never be (me)
Connor Wood
Huh. You managed to get every single thing wrong. This might just be bait.
Brody Garcia
>iMac with model M not gonna lie I'm jealous of that setup
Anthony Barnes
You are terribly mislead. The desktop would be more along the lines of pic related. >LG monitor More likely a FW900 or Eizo. >Ducky mechanical keyboard OTD keyboard or Honeywell-Hall effect keyboard >Laptop is a Thinkpad running Debian testing Old 4:3 IBM Thinkpad running Gentoo or ExHerbo >Phone is an LG G3 or LG V10 More likely a dumbphone or N900
Bentley James
>iMac with Model M >not with Apple Extended II
Nathaniel Wilson
>can only get off to 2D girls in libcaca
Dylan Lee
Apple Extended IIs are all yellowed out to shit these days. Also they use ALPS switches, not buckling spring.