Let's make a true patrician of Sup Forums with all the technology he'd use

Let's make a true patrician of Sup Forums with all the technology he'd use.

>Self-built custom desktop with an NZXT case, i5-2500k, Nvidia 970, a Samsung SSD and a Western Digital HDD, a Corsair PSU and a Hyper 212 Evo cooler with based Noctua fans. Dual-booting with Debian/Windows 7 for his games.
>LG monitor
>Ducky mechanical keyboard
>Laptop is a Thinkpad running Debian testing
>Phone is an LG G3 or LG V10

This is the true patrician of Sup Forums. All that Gentoo, Arch, scroll-ball mouse, Moto G bullshit is all a meme.

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>Nvidia

Kek.yourself like

>Much gaymening PSU
>Not using a noctua cooler,yet uses noctua fans

>Dual booting
>Not using GPU pass through

5/10

>Corsair
>Patrician

>Self-built custom desktop
>Self-built
>Custom
No user, you just built a pc from parts.

I don't even like animu, but it makes me hard

>no Clip+
>much gaems
>Nvidia
>WD instead of Hitachi/HGST
>Corsair
>NZXT
>Ducky instead of Model M
>phone meme
>LG instead of Dell
Back to

Me, too. You were brave enough to admit it first. :")

stop using the word patrician holy shit

I want to sniff smelly anime socks.

Actually, it's more like.

>Mini-ITX case
>3570K CPU
>Radeon 7950
>BenQ monitor
>iPhone 6s

I agree that Noctua fans are GOAT, Samsung makes great SSDs and the Hyper 212 is a great cooler.

>trusty old thinkpad running arch
>no smartphone because he cares about his privacy
>spends his free time socializing, reading books, or doing sports

stallman.org/stallman-computing.html

l2read, OP

>ducky
>debian
>that last part

yeah, nah

The only reason I clicked on this thread was because on this picture. I'm afraid if I look too long I'll start liking this shit and end up in a downward spiral of wizardry. Just move on before it sucks you in.

I'm almost a wizard anyway. already made peace with that

>I don't even like animu
You're missing out. OP's pic is nothing.

>Mini-itx

*Tips fedora*

Great lie

He'd use a Mac & Macbook.
~Benjamin Johnson

>tfw real women can't/don't/won't make you hard anymore
>only anime girls do the job

>socializing
yea okay buddy

iMac 5k
Studio monitors
Model M
Magic Trackpad 2
iPhone 5c

Oh wait

>socks
i would rather smell the raw bare feet

>not running an openmoko phone armed with tinfoil NSA deflectors copied onto a MIPS reverse engineered version of the Meizu Pro5 with only a ssh command line to his desktop
>not using a POWER9 IBM workstation with Gentoo/BSD dualbooted with LFS, running a deblobbed 8x Fury Pro Duo with a custom ricer liquid cooling loop pumped by several oil rigs because "no coil whine" inside his 3D printed PBT mITX case
>not using a IBM 3270 terminal with a freesync compatibility ROM cooked into it and a semen coated trackball as his sole input/output device as VESA is a proprietary standard, and can only get off to 2D girls in libcaca
>not running a RISC-V laptop in a X201 enclosure and keyboard with two IPS bezel-less screens glued on his eyes driven by a Beaglebone Black cluster as his VR output device used to view 768p 2D waifus
(you) will never be (me)

Huh. You managed to get every single thing wrong. This might just be bait.

>iMac with model M
not gonna lie I'm jealous of that setup

You are terribly mislead. The desktop would be more along the lines of pic related.
>LG monitor
More likely a FW900 or Eizo.
>Ducky mechanical keyboard
OTD keyboard or Honeywell-Hall effect keyboard
>Laptop is a Thinkpad running Debian testing
Old 4:3 IBM Thinkpad running Gentoo or ExHerbo
>Phone is an LG G3 or LG V10
More likely a dumbphone or N900

>iMac with Model M
>not with Apple Extended II

>can only get off to 2D girls in libcaca

Apple Extended IIs are all yellowed out to shit these days. Also they use ALPS switches, not buckling spring.