My friend's roommate's wife wants to learn a programming language

My friend's roommate's wife wants to learn a programming language

what should I tell her to learn

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Haskell

ocaml or perl

>CUTE.webm
>gollum lookalike contest finalist

ASM

pointless C language, like what you are trying to do.

and it must be fun to write code with the fundamental restriction, c without pointer.

Why does she care about her husband's roomate's friend's image board's user's opinions?

Wolfram Language.

pseudocode

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if you want to be realistic, node.js

they aren't going to want to learn anything else so don't even bother

Brainfuck

Python

Teach her how to suck your dick.

Teach her what a real man is.

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Machine Code

C

I would get her to learn basic javascript and then go on to Google Apps Script where you can interact with spreadsheets and things and actually do productive things immediately with little code

Women shouldn't code.

VHDL

Get back to Sup Forums - you are not welcome here

Powershell

cobol

fortran

Java or JavaScript. Maybe C#.

PowerPC assembly

>Tfw uni actually teaches Haskell in cs101

Kill me.

Good job user. You're not going to a shit Java workshop CS department.

Python if its for getting into programming and not a job.

If she wants to get into the job then I do not know, but whatever you tell her, do not forget to "introduce" her to the web development "ecosystem" and how she can become a "kode artisan".

isn't Python standard of AI programming?

LISP

Not even trolling.
It's real fun to start with.

Why is someone who has a wife still living with a roommate?

cd and ls. #kodewithkarlie

Teach her python while you give her the snake.

Something to do with the kitchen.

C.
Always start programming with C. When you get good at it, learn C++.
Then, you can learn any language easily.

That's what I recommended to my wife's boyfriend two years ago. He is now an android developer making 80k /year.

I was going to start with Python myself but I want to make some money so C it is.

BASIC

That last paragraph was a joke btw.
But everything above is what I truly feel. In my opinion, everyone should start with C. It gives you a good grasp of low-level concepts -and these concepts will help you in understanding high level languages too since their stuff is also modelled after the low level stuff.
C++ will teach you about object oriented programming and some other new concepts. The OO model of C++ is used by almost all modern OO languages - so you should definitely learn it.

I was able to learn java easily because of my C++ knowledge, and that in turn enabled me to learn android.

Jesus christ if you're gonna be that lazy and uninspired, don't even bother to post.

C plus equality (c +=)

Its the only language with an inherpreter that she can understand

github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality

Lua and then C++

Batch

Lisp (preferably Emacs Lisp), the parentheses introduce you at how programs are created by adding simpler code. You don't need to delve deeper if you plan on learning something for a job, just the basics.

Bash Scripting, easy to get it to do something, might not be conventional but is a boost of confidence for all non-programmers. The scripting part is were you start truly understanding programming when you do for loops, if statements, etc.

C, the base to understand how data structures work and is the base of many programming languages with job positions. They key is to go from data structures to functions, to algorithms, and finally learn and use a library for a project.

I mention these three so you might go in order of difficulty and a sure way to jump from one to another to learn fast.

What are the essential code Artisan languages?

>friend's roommate's wife
>CUTE.webm

You have something you wanna tell us user?

Bash, Javascript

It his dad and the wife is sister

Python. Good for beginners and she has a chance of actually sticking with it.
Also,
youtube.com/watch?v=CZd_YyFzPD0

lmao got 'em!

Swift

Oh shit son you should be a detective, but yeah I wanna bang her

whats up g. Feels good to go to Imperial College london huh.

>mfw learning haskell in first term of uni
>mfw they at least try to teach the students good practices including testing and version control

Maybe the roommate is the wife's son

This

She is ugly man, she aint no cutie. I hate what she does with her eyes.

VBScript

>wife's boyfriend
Why didn't you recommend he learned scratch so he couldn't get a job?

php

Fuck off Sup Forumstard

>husband
heteronormativity strikes again
please use a gender neutral term like spouse or partner in the future

C, HTML and Binary. HTML ain't shit to learn and Binary is nice to know on a philosophical level.

>wife's boyfriend
This strikes me as amazingly funny.

you're lucky. you might actually get a quality cs education.

i started with PHP and i turned out f

Is PHP the new candl

wait how do you learn a language in cs101 that needs a phd to understand

ruby or perl

html4

powershell or C#

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just teach her D since that's what you want to give her, you cuck.