/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• PSA from me concerning recent anons accusing each other of being "shills" • Fed up with waiting on his package for a month user threatens Gearbest support with defaming them on Sup Forums's Chink Shit Gen some questionable posts that are possibly his
• Anons that have fallen for Chink Shit Gen memes like mangoes and sharks • One user's displeased with the KZ ATE earbuds • Memefan user got his USB Voltmeter • user warns about a fake Xiaomi Powerbank sold on AliExpress • user got a Chink torch posts pros & cons UPDATE • user got his Cube iWork10 keyboard, Gearbest still hasn't sent the actual tablet its for • user's having trouble resetting his Zsun OpenWRT config • user's Chuwi is having heat issues • user benchmarks the KingDian S280 480GB model • user takes his SJCAM M10 to the racetrack and posts webm • user's Xiaomi Note 3 Pro seems to drain the battery by 60% over night with wifi usage youtube.com/watch?v=rh9n08ecS4Y

youtube.com/watch?v=DIwvGxjEKaE

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=DIwvGxjEKaE
aliexpress.com/item/mango-meme/32410351405.html
aliexpress.com/item/mango-maymay/32378959475.html
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_244856.html
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_187781.html
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_176964.html
youtube.com/watch?v=oDaSrRyMqmg
sexycyborg.imgur.com/
youtu.be/96syVv-dGkw
aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Power-Volume-Button-Flex-Cable-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note3-Mainboard-Cable-Connector/32598614555.html
gearbest.com/skin-care/pp_363540.html
aliexpress.com/item/cowhide-paper-notebook-blank-notepad-book-vintage-soft-copybook-daily-memos-Kraft-cover-journal-notebooks-free/32337066111.html
ebay.co.uk/itm/Teamwolf-X05-Changeable-Switch-Mechanical-Keyboard-87Key-Gold-Black-Switch-/351686365355?hash=item51e22410ab
twitter.com/AnonBabble

meme

Pls link non fake shark 32gb/64gb on ali

buy off gearbest for legit sharks. also cheap.

where do i buy mangoes from? i like this meme.

lads, which would you prefer for general web browsing, video watching and reading?
16:9 or 3:2
cube i7 stylus or chuwi hi12

Sexy Cyborg always bringing good content to the net

I will masterbate to her later.

Web Browsing - 3:2
Video - 16:9
Reading 3:2

100 points have been deposited into your account

>youtube.com/watch?v=DIwvGxjEKaE

Aliexpress.

Just got my piston 3's in lads

I have a cube i7 stylus and it's pretty awesome. The 3:2 ratio is better though for everything except videos.

I just got a 100/100 line and need to download animu to my new teclast x98. what are the best open torrent trackers today?

>tfw you get (You)'d in the news for the first time

I got them from here
aliexpress.com/item/mango-meme/32410351405.html
It was $3.05 when I ordered it so I bought 5 - they sent me 6 plus a pack of green tea.

The cheapest seller now seems to be this one for $3.49
aliexpress.com/item/mango-maymay/32378959475.html

Why does 360 videos looks like shit even on 1440s?

Which flashlight should I get?

gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_244856.html

gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_187781.html

gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_176964.html

I already have the small model but I need another one, wondering if it is worth paying for a superior model, since the little one works surprisingly well and only uses one battery.

nyaa
bakabt

for animu nyaa.se and bakabt.me

YT bitrate starving

Bitches mirin Sexy Cyborn non existent ass.

Also don't forget to share, like and subscribe to her channel.

Because Youtube can't handle the size/bitrate of the original file.

Any place to get custom printed shirts?
I got a cheap t-shirt from aliexpress a while back and it didn't fit, but the fabric was really comfortable.


Ideally, I'd like them cheaper than I can buy them for locally.

Thx desus

thank u senpai

Don't forget to order on mobile so you get an extra discount.

Just ordered a Dumpling mould and cutter for 6 euros, i hope this is gon' be tasty. Perhaps i'll make some mixture of tomato, onion and soft cheese.

jesus this girl is hot. anyone got any more?

youtube.com/watch?v=oDaSrRyMqmg

sexycyborg.imgur.com/

There is more on the interwebs, she is well know, and if China wasn't so fucking scared of porn, she would post nudes, but since is forbidden she doesn't.

Got a Chuwi hi8 pro myself, 3:2 is definately better. Wide aspect ratios are nice on monitors but on tablets it's more prefered to get a more square screen.

Still isn't bad though, Android functions great with a vertical resolution, it's mostly Windows which can profit of the aspect ratio.

on that vid if you turn the vr round to face her, you get such a nice tit view

>literally skinny plastic and fuggo face

low test detected.

Sorry for shit video quality (had to render it to low bitrate because I got shit ADSL speed) but this is how you reset the Zsun Wifi when you fuck up the OpenWRT settings.

youtu.be/96syVv-dGkw

Have to root redmi note 3 pro to figure out what the fuck is wrong with it. Really I'm not waiting ten weeks for xiaomi devs to approve me to unlock the bootloader. Android is a piece of shit

>spark free wifi
Kia ora brudda

You do not need an unlocked bootloader for root or xposed.

>I'm a faget retard therefore I don't know how to use phones.

Grow up.

my £10 netac is fast enough to format as internal without timing out like my £15 kingston cards has been.

Something arrived...

ayy what you doing up so late?

20$ keyboard?

>3.55 MB, 5312x2988
really?, resize to a maximum of 2500 on the long edge.

Hello friends.

Story for you.

>drop redmi note 3 pro in the toilet.
>dry it out in the airing cupboard for 3 days
>boots, everything fine
>over the next few days, volume up button becomes difficult to press.
>still works
>order new button module
>open up
>replace

Took literally 5 mins.

Seems this phone is easily user serviceable.

Pic related is the old button module. Can be purchased below:

Sorry for no pics of the insides of the phone.... didn't have a phone to take pictures. kek.

AMA

watching the tennis

this isn't /fit/

I've quit gaming and finally using my beefy rig to do some video editing. I know BM-800 for audio recording but are there any chink studio lights or other professional gear on there? I have to rely on natural light right now from a small window. Anything for professional video content will help!

it's not /hm/ either, so why are YOU here?

Yes you do for this phone at least all the guides for rooting without unlocked bootloader don't work.
You know the phone should just work I didn't install anything other than clover. I didn't put any weird shit on it and yet somehow it mysteriously doesn't work. I even reflashed legit miui on there. I shouldn't have to root/unlock bootloader to figure an issue out

>buying mangoes off ali
why the fuck would you do that when they are more than 3 times less expensive at the grocery store and the grocery store ones won't give you cancer.

link
aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Power-Volume-Button-Flex-Cable-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note3-Mainboard-Cable-Connector/32598614555.html

No

In a pinch, a lamp light (the bendy adjustable ones) with a white LED bulb (Should be indicated on the box as like "sky blue" or something like that) and a piece of printer paper taped in front of the bulb works wonders. If the printer paper obscures too much light, notebook paper works too. Not sure how much of that you can get on chinksites.

Check the yongnuo led lights, if you live in the USA you can get them from Amazon or ebay, if not just look for them on aliexpress. You will nightstands and some NP batteries or the AC converter

gearbest.com/skin-care/pp_363540.html

>that name
The chinks are really something.

...

>gearbest.com/skin-care/pp_363540.html
I bought one of these for my mom just before she was randomly extradited to the US.

...

I guess I don't even need warranty when I can just fix it for a few bucks.

Any recommendations or experiences on bicycle lights? I always buy cheap ones in the local shops but they keep fucking up after not that long. Would prefer non-removable to battle theft and easy battery access is also a plus.

What are you waiting to be sent by the chinese?

>Foldable Comb
>Xiaomi Mi-key
>Belt for Jeans
>Screen protector for new phone
>3 new phone cases and a bumper for new phone
>USB charging dock for new phone

All for under £15

fuck...

got my chinkcopter today.

excited as fuck, me being autistic flew it in my neighbourhood.

sudden wind, i loose control.

its gone now...

£37 mech keyboard btw
Blue caps as you can see.

literal retard

Kek

Ask the chinese gov for the gps location

did you have to pay VAT on it?
as i just found the white tenkeyless and it looks sick and don't really want to be stung when it turns up.

Got i chinked? Did it even leave china?
Original message: 2016-04-28 10:13 广州互换局, 已出口开拆

Imagine if you won one of those prizes where you have 2 minutes to fill a shopping cart with anything you wanted from a store

And then imagine that that store was the gearbest/aliexpress warehouse


What isle would you go to first?

IEMs, keyboards, memory cards, then maybe cell phones.

Whatever is the most expensive so i can resell it.

Try changing the modes while walking around your neighbourhood, it changing modes makes a DEET - DEET DEET - DEET DEET DEET sound making it easier for you to locate it. And you were warned.

Phones/tablets/RC

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Is the cube i7 stylus wacom like?

>isle
The homophone I'll

Its normal, Google translator is not the best at translating moon runes

Anyone here know here to find replacement parts for relatively obscure phones? I'm looking for a replacement digitizer for an LG Flex, I'm fixing it for a customer, but I can't find it at all on my go to sites for parts.

No VAT for me.
Only extra I paid was shipping insurance.

I supposed already searched ebay and aliexpress.
How do you explain to your customers why it takes a month to repair it?

tons of shit

>white microphone arm stand
>some cable management shit
>headphone stand
>coaster that looks like a 7" record
>Xiaomi bluetooth FM transmitter and fast-charging USB hub
>phone mount for car
>$1 notebooks with cowhide covers and $1 fountain pen
>braided aux cable
>Rock Zircon
>unbranded wayfarer sunglasses
>Mini M8s Android TV box

And with all that, I am done ordering chink shit for the next 3 months.

Thanks a lot, I managed to get it working again!
I really appreciate it. Video and guide were nice, too.
Anons, you are doing gods work, keep it up!

The vid and guide should be saved somehow
I've come to love /csg/

Another user here, was actually considering getting a mechanical keyboard a while back. On the other hand i really do like those ultra flat keys ( mostly used in Apple and laptop keyboards ) is there really any reason to get a mechanical with this in mind?

It's also gone down in price a little since I brought mine.

are they tasty?
does the water become yellow/orange when putting a piece in it? Could be fake mangos

But it's 2 months ago and the status never changed and it never came, obviously.

have you looked at the Convoy S2+?

>$1 notebooks with cowhide covers
link

If the phone is more exotic or a noname prepaid chink phone from Target, I tell them that the wait time might be much longer than usual since the parts have to ship from overseas and that it may cost more than a typical repair due to rarity. Also I was trying to avoid eBay since I've been burned by them and Amazon far too many times, if you know any good sellers, I'm willing to take a look.

aliexpress.com/item/cowhide-paper-notebook-blank-notepad-book-vintage-soft-copybook-daily-memos-Kraft-cover-journal-notebooks-free/32337066111.html

Yes, but depending on what you're going to use it for will depend on what sort of switches you want.

What car is that.

at that price they are probably real.

I can get them much cheaper at about 1.40$/100g at my local walmart.


What track is that?

you wasted 6 euros this suff is not worth the time you spent on it. Its easier to do by hand.
We had them at home when i was a kid .

Okay, another tracker says something wich makes more sense. Does it mean it is in chinese customs?
Even the seller wrote me and asked if the package came and i said no and he said wait another 10 days. Should i ask for refund/new shipping?

That $4 EVOD vape is really nice. Excellent build quality, looks really nice and works very well. I wouldn't call myself an expert at all on vaping though.

why not mipad 2?

just found this chink keyboard for £30 and it has removable switches which seems neat as you could buy the keyboard now then swap the keys for genuine MXs down the line.
ebay.co.uk/itm/Teamwolf-X05-Changeable-Switch-Mechanical-Keyboard-87Key-Gold-Black-Switch-/351686365355?hash=item51e22410ab

2006 mazda rx8

It's gonna cost about the same if you don't already own MX switches you might as well just buy a chinkboard with MX's already in.

JJRC H22 confirmed for absolutely goddamn awesome.
Was sufficiently confident in my ability to get it into the air and hovering so I took it to the park this afternoon and spent its five minutes' battery life moving around in a square about 0.3 kcm off the ground.
Buy one, /csg/. You won't regret it. Also get the five extra batteries for $10 or so because the battery life is a ballache.

Anyone gonna get the 4k or 2k xiaomi GoPro clones?

nah, that's too shit for video
and it's too small